>wake up
>still alive
ITT things that make you sad
My small dick.
It's the cause of my depression and branches out many other problems in my life.
>not being able to truly get along with anyone
>having no future
>being uggo
>>29643758
>>29643761
THESE
also poor, ugly as fuck, stinky piece of shit useful and i have failed in everything i have tried to do
oh yeah im also shitskin
better luck next time i guess
I always feel fat
I hate my stomach
It never caves in when I stand. I don't know if it's my posture but all I can do is wait until my ribs are visible for me to stop starving myself
Fuck
>>29643627
One of my buttcheeks is a lot smaller than the other.
>>29643627
Are you /skinnyfat/? I am, but I think it might be because of APT, which will be annoying to fix
>>29643656
I shouldn't be at 112 pounds
Women would rather hang out with a convicted rapist over you.
>"He's so cute Sarah teehee <3"
White people getting away with committing a crime again
>>29643625
Women like to be victims
>>29643625
It was sexual assault, not rape. Big difference.
Guy almost gets arrested for ordering a kids meal
https://youtu.be/TqxDY2_gySo
>>29643538
why the fuck can't he just order off the kids menu
what's the problem?
>>29643601
I agree. The restaurant stole from him because of it
>>29643717
At the same time, he really was being a difficult asshole customer
especially the recording shit
Will one of you please lick my ass?
>>29643419
I want the exact same thing senpai
any girls here who want to fuck me in the ass with a giant strapon until I am a crying mess weeping and cuddling with you
Quality thread, guise.
Rimjobs are honestly one of the best sex acts I've experienced. Receiving of course
Who here just /depressed/ and are tired of all this relationship or lack there of? I don't know why I even still come here
Yesterday I was pretty sad most of the day, this morning I was fine but from noon-6 or so I was scared and sad. Up until now I've had this big burst of energy and feel pretty good, but that's actually bad because now I'll never get to sleep and I gotta get up early.
>>29643410
>I don't know why I even still come here
All I know is I share this feel as well.
>>29643410
This board just makes me feel worse but I keep coming here.
Fuck, what I would give for some cuddles right now.
>give me money to let me cut up your gums and scrape your mouth bones!
Brush your teeth/floss and dont give money to these quacks! Its a fucking scam.
>>29643381
It is a literal fucking scam. I hate how dentists pretend to be doctors. Their services are bullshit. Taking care of your teeth isn't difficult. You don't need a "professional" to clean your teeth every six months. These people make 6 figure incomes scamming the state and insurance companies by yanking teeth out children's mouths and basically running a car wash for your mouth.
Unless you have an actual problem with your teeth specifically there's no medical reason to be in a...
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>>29643568
They have to go to medical school bro.
>>29643590
No they dont, at least not in the US
If being a NEET is so great, why are there so many NEETs on here who are depressed or have mental illnesses?
I thought it was fun to have no friends and spend all day playing the same videos and posting the same memes and watching the same CP. Why are you guys so depressed? I thought you were enjoying our taxes and having a grand ol' time?
What's that? You don't actually enjoy our taxes and instead your mom is the one who buys you everything and cries all the time asking when you'll look for a job or attempt to fix your life?
I seriously believe living as a neet is better as living a normal life
Life itself just tend to suck though
>>29643399
>I seriously believe living as a neet is better as living a normal life
Do you really though? or is it more likely you're just scared about taking some initiative in your life?
honestly, it depends on how you go about it.
if you plan your NEEThood properly and prepare for it, it'll be pretty nice. Live within your means, do some fun things and have activities in mind that will bring you joy.
But, the worst is if you're an "accidental" NEET, with it being a bad surprise or not of your own design. Then you feel the wolf at the door, the sting of being needful of a great many things. And so life can be hard.
Think on it well and choose your own path, otherwise it'll be chosen for you.
I want to look EXACTLY like Katya
I want to be someone that she would like.
Not gonna happen though. Not in this lifetime.
>>29643296
oh look another perfectionist copycat femalekill urself
>>29643296
The closest you would get would either be creating a virtual version of her in Unity 5 or Unreal Engine 4 and wearing a VR headset, orlucid dreaming.
I was reading a female co-worker's Twitter and she said "I work with this creepy guy he looks like a rapist". She was obviously talking about me. Ironically her boyfriend is a biker with tattoos who spent 5 years in prison for sexual assault.
>>29643277
>Ironically her boyfriend is a biker with tattoos who spent 5 years in prison for sexual assault.
God I know that feeling.
>>29643277
>he looks like a rapist
Well? Show us a picture, robot.
>>29643277
do you have a mustache and wear glasses?
Who goes to the gym looking like this?
Attention whores. The same kind of person who goes to the gym, not to get in shape, but because there are cute guys there who might look at them.
I really hope that's a rhetoric question.
>>29643288
>girls who wear booty shorts and leggings when they can just wear girl shorts
>Kevin
>Kyle
>Sam
>James
>tfw kyle
delet this
>>29643248
All the guys named Christian I know are autistic as fuck.
>Inb4 Christian Bale
>Dillon
Never seen a Dillon who wasn't a spaz.
How do you guys feel about hiroshimoots pay2win move with respect to the banners contest?How long until he sells our data?
>>29643238
don't care 2bh
>>29643238
He's already selling it for a while, OP.
You're late.
>>29643839
Im going to need sauce on that claim.
Handwriting rating thread
Rate each other's handwriting
>>29643236
Nice s OP
This is my rushed handwriting when Im the only person who has to read it.
>>29643435
Well, 2bh this is actually.
>Tfw a girl on my class today had a meltdown because she felt like she couldn't "integrate" herself in the group
>Mfw she said that college is not only studying but also a social experiece
Normies can't go for 6 hours without talking to anybody for real
Tell her to get the fuck out of the class you paid for and go suck dick. It's the most social thing a woman can do as it least gives someome else a chance to speak. .
>>29643196
I wonder what would happen if that fucking bitch had to endure 6 years of being completely friendless, just like I am.
Fucking normies piss me off. They have never experienced true pain.
>>29643257
She even had the fucking nerve to say that she had to do some group work alone and that was "so sad" sob sob, disregarding the fact that at least 6 or 7 more persons did it alone too.
Fucking self centered normies.