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Let's talk about the pain of being a manlet.
5'6" here.
Women don't actually care about your height as long as you aren't deformed
>>29639769
its hell
i wish it was easier
being short isnt a guarantee that ill fail in life, but it is a definite disadvantage
What's being a manlet like? One of my cousins towers over me (he's 6'6"). Is it like that, but all the time?
What would an /r9k/ without sex look like?
>>29639747
It would not exist. Simple as that.
>>29639747
it would look better you sex slave cunt faggot
>>29639774
I know it would. That's my point.
Let's try and find an internet bf/gf in this thread.
Describe yourself and what you're looking for
Looks:
Personality:
Hobbies/interests:
Anything else:
I can't believe im doing it...
Looks: Im not actually ugly (i guess) but yes overweight, like everyone else
Personality: Im very reserverd, not introverted, but reserved, any way the shit web says im an advocate
Hobbies: Movies, Jazz, Fishing, (weeb's?)
I would like someone that likes the same, with extra cheese.
>>29640253
>with extra cheese
This guy is soliciting child pornogrophy openly on this website. You people disgust me.
>>29639739
Looks: babyface male, look like a fucking anime character with black hair and black gook eyes (im not even asian idk how the fuck this happened)
Personality: i am very, very boring
Hobbies/interests: making models of ww2 tanks, airplanes, personel carriers n gay shit like that, vidya, drums
Anything else: i hope i die in my sleep
I'm looking for a 2d 15/10 virgin qt waifu that falls in love easily and is very clingy, thanks
How to make a successful 4chan thread
1. Start with a picture of a girl who is incredibly attractive to some people but repulsive to others, this will create sauce beggers as well as a debate which will give you free bumps. If it's just a pretty girl you will just have people begging for sauce.
2. Keep your post to 3-4 sentences at most, shorter is better, if you have more, incorporate it into later posts in the thread.
3. On non-ID boards, samefag an inflammatory and pigheaded response to your OP and if necessary, carry on with an argument with yourself.
>>29639640
>, samefag an inflammatory and pigheaded response to your OP and if necessary, carry on with an argument with yourself.
Thats dishonoribru
>>29639640
>want to discuss certain topic
>end up with shitposting thread
successful
>>29639640
seriously though who's the pig-cow?
Elliot's favourite song was called 'You can't hurry love' and it was originally written by a band called 'The Supremes'
What did Elliot Rodger mean by this?
>>29639599
In reading his memoir rn
It's a real page turner
>>29639638
It is, regardless of his actions or videos, the Writing was brilliant.
However, mentioning it, or even Elliot's name is a bannable offence on /lit/
Hey Elliot, you like Phil Collins?
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Just sign in as a guest.
Today is just the first lesson, so it's slow but it's great to get started.
Come in. Debate.
Educate yourselves.
puffy puss puss!
>>29639587
What?
*original Comment*** 2775845
bump (original comment etc etc etcj)
>barely pass every course for Mechanical Engineering at University of Toronto
>Can't get an internship
>won't be able to graduate
Just end my life
At least you can lord it over those without one, right?
UofT fag here. CS, I'm too stupid for engineering. I barely hold myself together doing 5 courses, don't know how you guys do 6-7 every semester.
>>29641184
My asshole brother has a geotechnical engineering degree and has been unemployed since he graduated a year ago.
He still lords it over us hahah
When was the last time you tried picking up a girl?
What did you say to her?
Did it work?
>>29639493
>picking up a girl
fuck off normie
>>29639493
Speaking to two girls
>Wanna have a three way?
Sure!
>>29639493
>picking up a girl
If I was able to do that I wouldn't be here Norman
Hey guys, were you not aware? You didn't know? Women pay MORE for things and get paid LESS. That's SEXIST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wiAhh9nwdA
sick of this shit, time to purge modern feminism from existence
this bitch makes me nauseous every time I see her disgusting face
>>29639512
Wow dude, enlighten yourself of all the INEQUALITY for women in the western world!
Robots I need advice, my mom keeps asking me for money promising to pay it back. I don't want her to be homeless, but this is about $2,000 I gave her this month and it's making me suicidal at how I'm being robbed blind like this.
I told her just now that if she doesn't pay me back this $600 I'm cutting her from my life.
I really don't want to give my money, what would you robots do? She sends me on the verge of homelessness. Everything will work out if she stops quitting her jobs. I just set her up with a business that starts in august, and been trying to pay her money to survive till then.
She fucking wastes money on expensive ass food and sometimes goes to the casino.
Should I kill her or something, idk what to do. I feel like an asshole to not give her money when I have it, but I'm not even rich tbqh.
I make $20/hour Her fucking expenses are more than my god damn own, and I need to find a place in august to move to, but how can I without having any money on me. I'm so depressed and haven't made any plans I'm so paranoid that my life is going to end cause of her. (If she pays me back then everything will work out, but I gave money with no faith in her.)
Quit being an enabler, you jackass.
>>29639513
This. She'll probably get her shit together if you stop giving her money.
Never ever loan anyone more money before they've paid back the earlier loan. If you for some reason are insane and do it anyway, consider it a gift, not a loan that you'd ever be getting back.
I'd have sympathy for someone who wastes their money on idiotic shit, but only the emotional kind of sympathy, not the financial kind.
Which philosopher is most robot?
My vote goes to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hegesias_of_Cyrene
Diogenes is also good but he was a chad
so did diogenes piss off the establishment or something, this is like the second post i've seen that's lukewarm on him
>>29639486
pic related
aeiou
>he was a chad
wat?
Mom and Chad brother are trying to conceive a baby
>>29639445
To fake or not fake. 50/50
>>29639517
50/50 chance she'll be pregnant as well
>>29639445
do you wish it was you and chad brother trying to conceive anon?
Wtf! how do people meet girls when you don't go to a school ?
>>29639296
Through friends
orig
We don't meet girls
Your only hope if you don't have a social circle is at bars/clubs, then again if you go alone you're still fucked because people stay in their groups.
Basically you're fucked.
For the past 2 months, everytime I walk into my brothers room he's on youtube watching something zootopia related, every fucking time. When he's not in his room and his pc is on I check real fast and his whole browser is filled with zootopia youtube videos ready to be watched. Should I be worried? Whats so special about that movie?
>>29639255
Awww.... he's blossoming into a fine young yiffbottom.
Don't interrupt the natural process... just let it happen. I'm a little jelly desu
Buy him some lube for his first con :3
Whoever gets to deflower his fresh pink supple butthole is in for one heck of a memory :)
>>29639277
why haven't you killed yourself yet son?
>>29639307
Too many fresh twink buttholes to deflower. They're so easily impressionable at that age, you know?
Since my last thread reached page 10 so quickly
I'm getting married r9k! This is me and my to be wife
Congrats. Have more children to prop up the white race.
>>29639208
Aren't they supposed to get fat after you put a ring on it.
You just made this thread.
