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How the hell i get interested in anything? All i do is work, get home, eat, open some imageboards, watch anime, fap and go to sleep.
Tried to learn stuff and get new hobbies but for some reason i always get bored. Tried a therapist and is "just be yourself".
Anyone shares the same feel?
>>29641901
Pretty sure this is common as fuck for NEETs.
I'm in the same boat, been interested in drawing since I was a kid but now every time I pick up a pencil it's just a pain, it's not fun to draw any more.
I tried learning to play guitar, making music in FL, learning to make games but it all just bores me now and I don't know what to do.
On the flip side though I started lifting, it's simple, makes you feel good about yourself and has a clear goal to work towards, so try that.
Yeah, for the longest time I've told myself I'll retake vidya. Im a filthy console casual but still, I haven't even played GTA V and GoW4, I remember being super excited the first time I played their predecessors for their successors, can't wait for the day to come and here I am, 3 years after I can't bring myself to play them.
I also tried learning german and programming, hit a wall with the second and I see no point in the first anymore.
>>29641901
Every time I try to get into a new hobby, I get extremely paranoid and can't shake the feeling that it's "watching" me.
I'm a broken man.
What is a good job for a lazy person who isn't very good with money and maths in general and is totally socially autistic? I just want some comfy job that doesn't require much work or human interaction.
Security guard, night shift.
>>29641899
nothing, its like if a medival man asked for a resonable life.
>>29641899
Music making.
Pick an insturment, play it costantly for 1 year, start writing songs and pick random musicians from the streets to play with you.
If you're not the most uncreative person in the world you will easily be able to make a living (you won't ever get rich from it but you'll be able to pay the bills and he rent of a shit appartment) with about 10 working hours per week.
I'll start
>that guy who would always invite you to Mcdonalds every fucking day
>that guy who always posted threads with low quality pepes
>that guy who would rake all your leaves without request and offer you meat
>>29641807
Instead of pepes let's post ses
this show makes me want to go to jail. it seems comfy as fuck and you make a lot of friends. it's literally like a summer camp.
maybe this is the life all us robots need.
>>29641768
HahahahahHahahahahahaha
don't forget to drop the soap
>>29641768
why is that spic fuck holding poussey like that? did they ever fug?
You only attract the women you surround yourself with. Good luck getting that cashiers phone number though lol. Seriously you need a life.
>>29641750
Shit thread underage fag.
Before i close my eyes i fantasize im living well,when i awake i realize im just a prisoner in hell
>>29641750
what is wrong with her body seriously?
something is wrong and i cant figure it out
>>29641889
Her legs are too long for her torso and head.
You think she'll be assassinated?
>>29641738
No, it would never be allowed.
But who would assassinate her? It's not like the government dislikes her
>>29641738
Didn't she force some girl to eat her out?
ITT: childhood feels
>tfw at indoor swimming pool watching all the future chads and stacys splash and socialize as i sat in a corner of the shallow water, trying to avoid them.
>tfw stay at the class during the recreation because you doesn't like the way people behave with you.
>tfw obsessively playing Civilization III for hundreds, maybe thousands, of hours to escape reality
Over these 18 years I've got this escapism shit down great.
>In line at the grocery store with mom
>"Anon I forgot something, I'll be right back"
>mom leaves
>almost at the cash register
>mom still isnt back yet
The most FIRE album of 2016 just dropped WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO IT?
https://mega.nz/#!Vw4Q1CQB!WtGzMo1nboNisaAxc5zyjc9LncRMpZBNCEgKHn46Q9g
Most FIRE? You do know what FIRE means right?
Financially Independent Retired Early?
WTF does this have to do with the FIRE movement?
>>29641680
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH IS IT OUT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
YES YES YES YES YES
>>29641680
OMG this is the best birthday ever
I hurt myself today
To see if I can still feel
>>29641678
dude call the ambulance you might bleed out
seriously dude this isnt cool
>>29641678
HOLY FUCK STICK YOUR DICK IN MY ASS :^)
now you can continue
Please tell me sex isn't worth it. Please please tell me I don't need a girlfriend and being alone forever is fine. Relationships are overrated right?
>>29641562
No, sex feels pretty awesome.
>>29641562
Literally it was the one thing you were "made" to do- find a mate and pass on your genes. Your whole body, mind, and soul knows this when you finally cum raw inside a woman. The release of having achieved your biological maxim and lived truly as a human being.
Non-virgin here.
Sex is fun, but it's ridiculous how much normies go on about it. I don't know why everything has to come back to sex for them, but they're wrong about it. There's better things in life IMO.
>come back to this board for the first time in 4 years
>mfw this is how you guys turned out
what memes have you missed while you were gone?
>>29641522
Welcome home honey
What do you mean by that?
Origginaaallerr
Why not just date a fat girl robots?
I mean seriously...
>loyal
>warm to snuggle with
>great cook
>will do anything to keep you
>>29641402
SAUCE PLEASE I NEED IT FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
>fat
>ugly
>disgusting subhuman trash
>eat all food
>poor
But I do like fat figures. My only problem is that I'm not exposed to women, so I can never form any type of relationship.
Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, everywhere. I'm gods lonely man
Praising you, God.
>>29641367
THANK YOU BASED KRINKLE
>>29641367
heh lel ur just not tryin hard enuf n u gotta remem 1 of 3 thins 1 jus b urself 2 lift more eat more 3 jus forget about it (x\)
Parents found the going into games machine...
dude what
whatblox
>>29641641
found it thru the website google dot com
>>29641701
I hate /v/'s screen caps. Fuck
>tfw there's a party in the house and you have to pretend you're asleep and hide in your closet to watch movies because you're too afraid to talk to anyone
>>29641252
nicely done. i wouldnt expect anything less from an actual robot.
>>29641268
I'm lucky I have insomnia so I can use that excuse without them getting suspicious
>temporarily living in a studio apartment with a friend until we can afford to move into a bigger place
>have to hide in small laundry room when she has a guy cover
The room is big enough only for the washer and dryer and some room to access those machines. I sit on a blanket with laptop and wear headphones to drown the noise of them fucking. So awkward when I want to use the washroom and they're fucking. Friend doesn't care when I see her naked, but I do not like making eye contact with the guy she's with when I'm on my way to the washroom.
