is he a robot ?
>i<
>>29638055
no, he is a turbo normie,
No, just a weird normalfag.
a normal fag obviously
Anyone else have parents who try to humilate them?
>Went to a nice restaurant with family last week
>Had a bit of a difficult time due to anxiety
>Thought it went OK overall
>Got home
>Today I was checking the restaurant on a popular review site
>Noticed that my dad left a review apologising for my behaviour
>made me out to be an ass
I just...
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>>29638054
this is the review by the way. I am keeping the picture saved so next time he pretends to care I can show him.
What did the review say?
>>29638054
was it fake? if so he is asshole.
Anyone got any tips ? Going to throw away my nerd shit this afternoon , and deleting my old animu. Anyone got any tips or ideas ?
Also I'm thinking of doing football and guns instead
>>29637990
do you really really want to become just another boring person?
>>29638099
cause bot aren't boring, are they?
>>29637990
enjoy your boring, sad life
I wanna creampie this woman
I have a coworker who looks literally exactly like this, it's really freaky. Hairstyle and all. I would actually 100% believe it was her if she were more conservatively dressed.
She won't engage in premarital sex because of her very strong religious beliefs.
Is it a blessing or curse?
You all realize this is shopped right?
>>29638003
it is a blessing are you kidding me?
who /nosex 2013/ here?
still going strong...
>about to laugh
>realize that I'm in the same boat
Having a thin dick really, really sucks.
>/nosex 1989/
>>29637926
more like /nosex 1995/
I recently trained to be a private detective, acquired the relevant qualifications and professional accreditations.
When applying for my first position, the company said they were impressed by my qualifications, but wanted to know what set me apart from other candidates with similar qualifications. I presented my case study into Elliot Rodger.(Finding rare Elliots, his home address, his birth certificate, online postings, locations of where his videos were shot, etc) They said they will look through my work and will phone back by the 1st of July with a job offer or rejection....
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>>29637917
they might be calling the police on your ass.
>>29638024
For breaking what law?
>>29637917
10/10 great use of talent.
Hey, /r9k/,
I know that this board is full of lonely people, just like myself, so I was wondering if anyone could recommend me a game that would be enjoyable without other people? Most games I play are more fun to play with someone else and since I have no friends, playing them just makes me depressed.
Personally I'm immensely enjoying The Witcher 3 right now, and I also liked 2. Maybe a survival game? Most other games I play are rather tailored to my personal tastes.
>>29637973
Thanks. Is The Witcher any similar to Fable? Because it looks similar.
>>29638103
Hey buddo, try playing modded skyrim.
Download nexus mod manager, spend a comfy afternoon browsing mods and install the handful that sound nice, and rp a playthrough.
Suggested mods:
>turn generic dogs into various breeds, and let's you pick up strays as followers
>SKSE gives more modding options
>HDT allows more modding options
>cloaks
>find...
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here is an ip address of a facebook hacker. have fun 178.208.170.45
-Anon
keep b tier shit on /b/
What an idiot
Give us more useless info
>>29637830
HAHA XD I REED ABOOUT 4CHAN WEBSYTE THATZ FOOL OF HAKRZ ND CRIMINALZ
Who /attracted to dicks but not gay/ here?
>>29637713
If you are attracted to dicks you are gay by definition.
>>29637745
Feminine penises mean that you aren't gay
>>29637713
I am. I like dicks but only with feminine qualities. Regular men are gross.
If everything happens for a reason, then how can we do otherwise than that which we do?
And if some things happen for no reason, then how can that give us free will?
Quick video from youtuber "bitbutter" explaining why the concept of free will is incoherent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joanVUoXY0s
Going to give a bump.
I really would like someone to debate me on this.
I thought about this long and hard, and came to the conclusion that free will is a logical and physical impossibility. I mean think about it, how do you make choices? You weigh the options against each other, in a way that your brain allows you to, based on your previous experiences and knowledge and even subconcious influences that you have no control over.
If we define free will as the ability to make decisions free from any external or internal influences (like law does), it just isn't possible.
How do i talk to women at a club?
Have YOU ever done it?
>>29637650
actually a woman approached me once
I was drunk as shit and fucked it up
good looks don't help when the autism oozes out of your every hole
just say "hey" or "where are you from?"
how is this hard do you have autism or something?
>>29637685
Social skills ranks somewhere between none and hornet tier.
Also, if i'm posting on r9k. how easy would you think this would actually be for me?
> Always been able to suck my cock, first tie I was 14
> Only the foreskin at first, then the tip, and now almost all of the gland
> Came to like when my cock smelled like piss, or dryed cum, aroused me as fuck
> One year ago, after a camping trip, I came back and found that I had quite a big smegma build-up on my cock
> I went ahead and blew myslef like a dirty whore
> I had trouble reaching...
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>>29637622
how old are you?
let me be serious instead of calling you a degenerate
if you already enjoy that, i am sorry but you'll never enjoy women's smegma, necause their's more, let's use the word "concentrated"
you are a gay man for life
sorry dude
>mfw didn't pull my foreskin before hitting the 15
>mfw my smegma was so old, it was yellow and even orange at some place
Not my fault if nobody told me to pull that shit out in 15 years
Good thing I scrapped all the shit in one afternoon and wash my dick twice a day since
>>29637735
What? No I fucked plenty of womens, but it's not the same.
In the same way that you don't stop to masterbate if you're in couple, giving yourself bj is kind of personal pleasure, even if I recognize that it's an acquired taste.
Btw, funnily enough, I think that my gf never shown any kind of smegma, smelly pussies yes, but no smegma.
I don't mind a lick anyway, after the first few tongue moves the smell is gone anyway.
>"Sorry not sorry".Your comment was not original etc
Those quotation marks are redundant. But...
>let me educate you
>let's have a discussion
>idk, <an answer implying that they did actually know>
>keep calm and _______
>>29637383
>I don't want to be/sound X, but...
Even no homo after the most homoerotic comment has more value than that.
what's /r9k/s experience with tall women?
also, how do I get a tall gf?
l wanna licki then sticki my dicki in Debicki!
im getting some deja vu
The only girl who liked me was taller, like 5'8
She wasn't ugly either
No qt bf to suck on my tits and play with my clit while I play vidya all day.
>release when
>>29637219
Why not? Is this a "looking for qt bf" post in disguise?
>>29637219
Would you put his cock in cage?
you don't have a clit though lol