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>22 years old
>recently achieve first proper gf ever
>she's 18
>a bit chubby but has a qt face
>clearly more sexually experienced than me
>probably had 30 cocks inside her
>says she loves me and I'm not like any other guy she's met
>know that I'm being a beta provider after she's hopped off the cock train
>can't stop because of the regular sex and affection
Mixed feelings lads, I feel happy but my brain is telling me to get out fast. The fuck should I do? If I fuck her off I'm just gonna go back to being a robot loser.
>>29637104
>hopped off the cock train
She's 18 lol. Pretty sure women don't hit the wall that quickly.
>>29637135
She got a head start.
>>29637135
>she`s 18
If you ever get in to the relationship game, boy are you in for a surprise.
>He comes on r9k and makes threads asking femobots questions
>He posts a thread on r9k exclusively to call other robots beta
>>29637628
>he responds in that thread
>>29637688
>Bulldozer
I'm going to be home alone for two days. What sort of depraved NEET mischief should I get into?
Poop with the door open.
>>29637049
I thought everyone did that?
>>29637076
Fuck im always the outcast
I just moved into my own place.
It's lonely.
>>29636980
worry not, the plethora of pussy that's coming will outweight the lonely moments
>>29636980
You can now hang yourself in peace.
>>29636980
Congrats anon, getting your own place is an achievement that a lot of robots will never know.
>have incredibly high standards
>no chance at getting a gf that meets said standards
>feel pretentious since I should be okay with anything female at this point
Anyone else know this feel?
>>29636953
Better nothing than shit
>>29636985
this is how I feel, but I have a deep longing for companionship and wish I could fill the void with anything instead of being like this.
>>29636953
>feel pretentious since I should be okay with anything female at this point
You should but you know this is not true. You can always luck out and get what you want. It happened to me and has happened to many robots here...
Do you have any snacks that you like to make?
I'm looking for super quick simple robot-approved recipes, taken from the minds of robots themselves.
I personally like to make toast, smear on some butter and then sprinkle on cinnamon sugar.
Eggs in a coffee mug, put whatever else you want in, meat, veggies, cheese, microwave for 2 minutes. easy and only 1 thing to clean up.
>>29636946
Snacks? Canned sardines and saltines, todtilla add cheese ontop either microwave for 40secs if large tortilla or oven for a few if you want it crispy, chips and dip ofc, cheese toast senpai butter bread what ever spices you like put in oven g2g, tortilla and peanuttbutter or nutella, you can warm tortilla in the nuker or make it crisp for a few seconds on stove top, any kind of eggs, spam and eggs or saltines, vienna sausage toasted cheese fa.. poptarts with nuttela and peanybutter what kind of shit you looking for?
>>29636946
Meals or snacks? As a murican herethey are about the same, craft macncheese and pepperoni M8
Have you noticed that on /r9k/, robots worship cute, child-looking girls?
Just think about it, all /r9k/-famous girls are either teenagers or child-looking girls. Erica, Eliza, Katya, Anzu, Rose, Ashley, Miru, Elizabeth, Marky, Lauren, Crispy, Ella, Ilay, etc.
What is the cause of this?
Do robots feel intimidated by "hot girls" that normal men in real life worship, so they just go for the "cute" ones instead?
Do robots feel attracted to cute girls because they feel like they're innocent, virginous, and are less likely to judge them as hot girls would?
Do robots feel attracted to these girls because they look the most like their anime cartoons?
Discuss.
Nope,the trend is actually being controlled by the girls. Girls who need constant sexual attention often aim lowest when they just start out, these little mixed-up nymphets would have been stationed in adult theaters and gloryholes a few decades back.
Older girls look to make a bit of money or social worth with their cunts and tits, after the thrill of being seen wears off.
>Do robots...?
Yep
>Do robots...?
Yep
>Do robots...?
Yep
>>29636906
>implying girls in op Pic look like moontoon characters
As for the possibility of intimidation, possibly. Could be they seem more relatable to (ostebsibly) equal lack of social experience. Could be they just like cute girls too. The whole perception that they would be innocent and virtuous,if any robot has it, needs to be dropped. They're people and as such are as fallible as everyone else, believing them to be perfect just leaves one with disappointment in the end.
Does this mean I'm not ugly? First time I've ever texted a girl and it seems everything went smoothly. What do you guys think? Posting for peer review I suppose.
waha kawhdakjwdahopwa orginal fuck uawdja
>>29636937
god damn fauiwdawwjda
pffhweaujsasai
Share your stories.
>be me
>friend has many consoles 9 or 10
>he also has 6 handhelds.
>I have only seen 4 consoles and 3 handhelds over the time of 15 years.
>I save up some money for gaming PC
>show friend my pc
>he says I shouldn't spend money like that
>excuse me wtf.jpeg
>unlike his dad my dad doesn't buy me games and consoles just because I want them
>I call my friend out on the bullshit he says
>he gets butt hurt when I tell him that I pay for my own phone and computer and other stuff
>he apparently doesn't like it when other people get nice things
>why why can't other people have nice things asshole
>he blocks me on skype and phone
Anyone else have that friend who doesn't like it when you get something new? But when they get something new they shove it in your face.
Yeah too many times. I had a seven phone and then my friend got a seven edge and said I was basically a loser for not having the latest model of phone.
It's best to just leave them behind anon they are children and can't move on.
>>29636886
>>29636972
72 is right. He doesn't deserve your time
>>29636972
I can be your skype bf/gf OP.
What is Chad's secret?
His dad played catch with him giving him good hand eye coordination
He was born with a pretty face as well as willpower to become fit. He was also given social skills. With this he gained confidence.This way he could reach his full potential and become what he is today: chad
He believes in himself
posting some stuff i like, pls cont
no trolls, metal haters yada yada just wanna find out new songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMorAdnCixg
>comento originalo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ4ioEQ7okM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af5OTNh5NF0
Let's say you finally get a pure 10/10 gf and she's sweet to you and everything you could've dreamed of. She's in love with you.
You've been together for 5 years, everything is amazing. You couldn't be more happy.
One day she gets hit by a car, it's bad, her face is mangled and one of her legs are gone, she's unrecognizable. Now what? Do you still think she's just as beautiful? Do you still love her?
In the hospital she's ashamed, she loves you so much and is scared she'll lose you. What do?
>>29636834
Recovery.
Obviously not, but the time invested is what creates the strong bond. Her face was just a catalyst for courtship.
Obviously, but she may need to wear a bag depending on how scary she is now.
Stay with her.
>>29636834
She probably knows that she's just going to be burden to me and want me to go, I'll leave for her sake
>>29636834
fuck you OP, I hate this kind of stupid bullshit question because it makes me realize what a hypocritical piece of shit I am
Why do middle-aged dudes do this? Everyone with a half a brain can figure out what's actually going on.
>>29636803
I cant.whats going on?
>>29636904
She's either a prostitute or a sugar-baby at a restaurant with a guy half her age. Note how drunk she is.
>>29636803
>be me
>be a dad
>take my daughter out to Sake restaurant for her birthday
>take a picture with her so I can cherish the memory
>get turned into an internet meme where faggots assume I am a pervert
XD got eem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>make thread that I know will piss people off so I can get (You)s because I'm desperate for human attention
>>29636779
what the fuck you can't just say that
Honestly, I think we need to ban together and make the beta uprising real maybe even take over a small nation
>>29636986
>betas band together and take over a small nation
>strongest/smartest betas call dibs on female captives
>start hierarchy that they despise
>ultra betas start posting on /r9k/ again
Mega Millions is now at $475 million, did you buy your tickets?
Just did
Kink
>>29636766
>paying the voluntary tax
>>29636830
you know the dates are printed on the tickets right?
Anyway, yea I bought 50 dollars worth which is the rest of my paycheck after grocery shopping.
