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It seems that by monday I'll be working at a werehouse, packing stuff.
My first, paid job, huh.. any words of wisdom?
Honestly I'm somewhat terrified whether I'll be competant enough to do anything, on top of that, efficiently.
Fortunately there'll be someone to give me a bit of guidance I guess.
But hell if I'm not scared whether I'll understand what to do.
Even were I to be given directions where to take the stuff..
>>29635505
We'll fuck, bring some silver bullets.
>>29635568
But anon, I'm not gay nor a werewolf (read: furry)
>>29635584
Well you will be soon, you think you can just go to a werehouse and survive?
(Who the fuck made this convenient image)
>really like watching videos of guns
>thinks guns look cool as hell
>scared to actually own gun
>would immediately point it towards my own head and shoot
who else knows this feel?
I want a gun so I have the option to blow my brains out when that situation/mindset inevitably comes.
Get yourself a VR headset anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te0cFPcd4b4
Honestly, just stick to games and shit if you think you'll put it to your head.
That type of weaponry is an expensive hobby and when you get past how you deliver ammunition through the weapon there is an entirely new science to each bullet you fire.
I hear normies talking about having 'bad hair days'. This implies they have good hair days too
What the fuck is it like to not have shit hair lads? My hair looks fucking awful all the time no matter how I get it cut. Right now I've given up so I'm just going to grow it out.
>>29635486
Post pictures of your hair
My hair is extremely hard to keep in shape and flies all over the fucking place, but girls have told me that my hair is really soft.
If your problem is maintaining it, use bryll cream and/or carry a small comb in your pocket. If it is not soft then use a shitton of shampoo + conditioner and also blowdry it. If it's still not soft after that you're screwed.
If it's curly you can just straighten it.
>>29635486
>get a nice haircut
>wear baseball cap
>keep hair short because too lazy to groom hair every morning
>keep hair short because I don't now how to groom myself
>Stacey told me to keep my hair short because I look ugly with long hair
Wojak/Hijak folder got deleted. Post some
I'll give you this one, "as is", no returns
fuck wojak
start a blini folder instead
here's an uncommon one to help your collection grow
I'll donate one of these cat memes as well
I don't want to go back
>>29635458
I fucking relate, Godspeed friend, I hope it all works out
>>29635487
I won't let it go this time, I might still come here but I won't let the atmosphere of this place keep me down
It'll last for 20 minutes.
Real change takes discipline and commitment, which you don't have.
See you tomorrow.
>feminism
>blacklivesmatter
>racism
>poc
>lgbt
>steven universe
>donald trump
>doctor who
>sherlock
>game of thrones
>taylor swift
>adventure time
>pride
>white people
>white privilege
>gravity falls
>black people
>misogyny
>sexism
>equality
>aesthetic
>hipster
>animals (put mutilated ones)
>beyonce
>nature
>gay
>halsey
>hillary clinton
>lesbian
>transgender
>otherkin (for the keks)
Primarily go for the LGBT ones. We did a good job triggering the degenerates on YouTube. Also, aim for popular
tags (like aesthetics and hipster) and trending tags of that day. Then things will really circulate.
Use shit that you know will trigger those certain tags. Ex: Feminism? Post rape pictures, videos, etc. Shit that
degrades women. BLM? Slavery pictures. Nigger hangings. etc.
For the general tags like Steven Universe and stuff, go with the norm. Scat. Murder. Etc.
Just trigger these fucks any way you can.
Post this shit on /pol/, /r9k/, etc. Any board that you know will help.
July 4th.
#MakeTumblrGreatAgain
fuck off faggot, this isn't reddit.
>>29635465
If this isn't reddit, why are you on here?
Go back.
>>29635451
>Also, aim for popular tags (like aesthetics
fuck you faggot you're gonna ruin my research. i take my aesthetics extremely serious
>tfw I found out today that tomorrow I will become a NEET
Not in education, employment or training
Holy fucking shit
why? have you just finished school or something
>>29635422
You can only become a trueNEET if you've been NEET for over 6 months.
>>29635439
n..no,
because the people hiring me led me to believe i would be employed for at least another two weeks
>>29635477
well no, I am classified as NEET by the UK Govt who invented the term
I will not be in education, employment or training
>had to put the book down a few times because I was identifying too much with the underground man and it was just too depressing
was this the first piece of robotcore media?
>>29635401
First? No
Seminal? Sure
Robotcore? Robots are a meme
Still seminal.
>>29635446
your mom was seminal last night after I blew a huge load all over her chest
>>29635446
>robots are a meme
am i a fucking meme to you?i want summer to end
if he can you can
how has this boy been? i just liked his last ig pic
>>29635316
what do you mean? what happened to kent I haven't been here in a while.
>>29635316
hes short not ugly! Even with he's height he's easily an 8/10
ITT: we create our favorite/perfect pizza
tomato sauce with chili + garlic
double mozzarella
bbq chicken
red onion
black olive
jalapeno
pineapple mushrooms jalapeno and maybe pepperoni if Im feeling spicy.
This is yet another thread that is better off in another board. Say, don't we have a food&cooking board? Yes, as a matter of fact we do!
>>29635336
Fuck off, pizza is always welcome. Anytime anywhere.
>be a lonely /r9k/ NEET playing vidya all day
>suddenly find yourself in a strange fantasy world
>get saved by a cute half elf girl
>fall in love with her
>die trying to protect her
>suddenly you live again
>everything has reset
>die over and over and over again trying to protect her
>you want no reward
>all you want is to be by her side
>you see how she mingles with shiny powerful knights
>you do your best to not say anything despite your jealousy feeling like a stone in your chest
>you notice how she wants less and less to do with you
>eventually she throws you away like a used tool to be kept in the background
>you make sure to do your very best in a desperate attempt to stay relevant in her life
>she doesn't care
>you finally snap and tell her what an ungrateful whore she is
SUBARU DID NOTHING WRONG!
>>29635215
does that actually happen, I'm close to dropping the show
>>29635239
Yes it does
>>29635215
>doesn't get pussy
>gets rejected
>humilated himself infront of entire political meet
>get smacked around like a tard
>get told off by the girl after basically having another aspie breakdown
Robots everyone
>>29635215
should've killed her
I can become anything I want to be, a psychologist, a doctor, or a lawyer, but I'm thinking about doing what I like; which is MMA.
Thing is, you can do both MMA and have a job, so I'd like to have a job, but I'm not sure what career to choose.
I already have an understanding of human thinking, so psychology doesn't interest me. What does interest me is the brain. Problem is that if I pursue that it'll be difficult to get into a research team.
Don't become psychologist, there are more psychologists already than doctors or lawyers. The last two pay better too
>>29635274
Then I've got my path set on law
Let's imagine that someone offers you:
A clean new toothbrush
or
An old used toothbrush
I don't see the appeal of a non-virgin girlfriend
People arent toothbrushes
You wash and clean with water that has been through people multiple times but you wont have sex with someone because you think youre spcial enough to deserve one persons entire life
I want a toothbrush with experience.
>>29635170
kill yourself
Robots have a hard time enough as it is without being prudes.
>thanks for not caring about my past anon! it's for the best!
It's foolish to think that it doesn't matter, but it's not necessarily going to cause problems either.
>>29635160
She is not pretty enough to excuse her whorish behavior. With a qt you can call her a slut and stuff your big one in her qt mouth but I don't see how that is possible here.
>>29635160
I think "women do porn for money is just an excuse".
Think about it, how many women would go into porn so they can be sluts and whores on camera with Chad or numerous Chads? We are not allowed to judge women for anything anymore, so it's a win-win for them.
when did you realize cutters are just attention whores?
Arms I agree. Hidden spots like thighs, stomach etc probably to an extent but they also are probably suffering in some way
>>29635158
When I was 14.
Call me crazy but that looks like Eliza, OP, wouldn't surprise me if she was cutting now that she's been run off.
When did you realise that 90% of things people do are for attention, acceptance and or to please their peers.
