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>log onto Craigslist
>place ad claiming to be man with huge dick looking for women who can take it
>no photo
>inundated with women begging for it from ages 18-55
>guys pleading for me to come and bull their partner for them
>tfw 7 inches
Is 7 inches big?
My one is that size, but it doesn't look particularly big looking at it
>>29631342
7 is above average, but it's not big. I think big is 8+
T. Femanon.
>>29631434
it was just a tad too obvious
Post your age and number of woman you've fucked
Age: 23
Woman: 3 (All hookers)
Age: 27
Women: 2
(Men: 1)
Age: 25
Women: 29, soon to be 30
>>29631295
30
Fucked 13 womens
>that feel when you went to college because you thought you were going to fuck tons of pussy but you didn't and now you have tons of student debt
are you asian/shitskin?
>>29631306
I'm full blown Indian
Poo in the loo etc
>>29631403
i could tell from your thought process
I've been searching all over to find out if anyone else masturbates the way I do. I remember starting to masturbate at around the age of 7, not knowing what I was doing but liking it. As an teenager I've realised it induced orgasm and I still masturbate like this as an adult. I feel really alone because I havn't found anyone who does this:
I lay on my stomach and put my hand on my vagina, palm towards myself. Then i stimulate the sensitive skin between my clit and urethra by moving my index in up and down motions. I extend my legs as hard as I can and clench my butt.
Has anyone ever heard of this?
I have a few friends that masterbate like that. It's pretty hot that way but probably hard to clean up afterwards
>>29631322
I mean i just have to wash my hands and wipe up. It's alot less intrusive and messy than fingering
>>29631241
>femanon
>pics
>timestamp
or perhaps you could video this? sounds hot desu
Roastie claims to be a robot...nice skin though. Made her cry once already.
Rtwortwo chaturbate
Does she browse /r9k/? Post chatlogs, faggot
She has a nice pussy tho. And is easy to make her emotional. But as usual she wants Chad.
Holy fuck she is on shrooms or something. She is telling an incoherent story about being a cumrag for old men.
Large social event that I am forced to attend this weekend.
How do I avoid giving off a 28 year old, no friends, no hobbies, kissless virgin, NEET shut-in vibe?
>>29631189
fucking kek @ that pic
I feel for the manlets
how are you forced to attend?
>>29631189
Just b urself bro. :^)
lelopelskuil
Who physically gets sick, nausea from browsing 4chan here?
I don't even feel comfy here anymore makes me sick but there's nothing else to do, so i puke then come back only YouTube makes me comfy but it's boring
>>29631180
Yep. Nothing used to upset me, but I guess I have just gotten more sensitive over the years. I've been here since 2006, starting on /b/. Things have been triggering me more and more, and I find that I am "hiding" more threads nowadays. I don't know if the world was always this degenerate or if I'm just noticing it more now that I'm older, but it makes me feel sick
I feel nauseous all the time, the only thing which helps is sleeping. Even music in the background makes me nauseous.
>>29631263
Post social media internet
up until 2006 internet was mostly populated by young middle class enthusiastic nerds with interesting hobbies. now it's full of egotistical degenerate normies.
Who /medfag/ here?
I'm starting med school in 2 months, and I'm anxious since I'm a cyborg. It seems like 95% of my class is Chads, Stacies, and normies...I'm only doing this for the money by the way
It's probably more than 95%.
Besides the money the main reason i'm doing it is so I don't have to work 9 to 5 everyday. I can do a few 12 hour shifts and the occasional weekend. the free days will still give me time for my hobbies
>>29631182
What specialty are you gonna go into? I was under the impression that only Emergency Medicine and Urgent Care docs can work part-time like that.
Is it true that trans girls are ugly?
Yes. And they're not girls.
>>29631143
girls are usually ugly mane
>>29631143
Thisblanket looks a bit similar to Pepe's, but just a bit.
This isolation is suffocating. I'm just so fucking lonely, all the fucking time.
>>29631111
mad get though
>>29631111
Only a normal person would have such feelings. Normie.
>tfw loneliness is suffering
>can't stand being with people
When I'm with people I want to be alone when I'm alone I want to be with people
Daily reminder you will never live under the sea :(
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
>you will never be part of their world
was this entire story an allegory for robothood and how to escape it?
Under the sea! Under the sea!
Some good metal songs links?
>>29631065
i see u tirek :^)
alspo try nightwish synphonic metal is nice
>tfw started listening to skate punk again
>>29631722
My nightwish bro
They are a nice band
I like it
You should listen to kinslayer
You know you wanna try
>Want drugs
>robot
>no access to drugs
such is life
>>29631078
You have the internet. Thats how everyone here gets them.
>>29631057
Been there and ruined my life. Sold everything for more and hit rock bottom. But the worst part of all was I ended up going on /r9k
My Fetish is taking racist white girls and making them into my fucktoys. So far I have a harem of about 50 slags who walk around my house naked.
I also enjoy DDlg and long walks on the beach.
>>29631026
Dumping pictures until I get the attention I oh so desperatly crave
>ITT original things that never happened
>>29631055
More of this whore
Itt: we vent about /her/
Share stories, feels, talk shit, give advice, exc
>pic unrelated
I gues you were right after all.
I like you, but I can't love you.
I can make you laugh, but I can't make you happy.
You give me so much, but I have nothing to offer in return.
You're filling a hole with no bottom.
is this good venting? hey faggot OP you fucking faggot gay homo bitch
![th[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5xHcHiN.jpg "th[1]")
