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Donald Trump has a good chance of beating Hillary Clinton in the 2016 United States Presidential Election.
Trump is only down 6 points.
But Trump is closing.
What does /pol/ think?
What will be the final result?
I guess 51% Trump , 48% Clinton, 1% Gary Johnson.
>>29627221
>I guess 51% Trump , 48% Clinton, 1% Gary Johnson.
can you imagine how crazy it would be if trump won the popular vote but lost the electoral college
that's what I want to happen, the memedia outrage would be amazing
I think Gary Johnson will get more of the vote this go-around. I could picture it being something like
>Trump 43%
>Hillary 42%
>Johnson 5%
>>29627221
Probably Hillary. If it is, I'll probably spend the day reading /pol/ posts.
If not I will still probably spend the day reading /pol/ posts.
Creativers, is a free Steam Minecraft rip off, but a really fun one!
I am bored playing alone so join the the server r9k comfy (by Ghost).
It is a fresh server (Europe) with no rules, you can have fun. Only limitations are disabled PvP and TNT to prevent griefing (but the fun grenades with freeze or fire do work!)
Don't by shy to join this European server. It is autist friendly, no normie events or social rules - you play like you would alone but with others.
Ps.
By no social rules I mean, that you already start with builder status (all powers) and you don't have to socialize to be granted this status.
EUs are faggots.
- USA
I have three little brothers who are all great. I'm sitting around high as fuck and just realized that one day we're going to watch each other die. One of us is going to have to be the last one.
Not a good feeling.
>>29627084
Damn dude my great-grandma died the other day at the age of 94 and I was so heart-broken it really made me think of life like damn I just can't handle it we are all gonna die it's just so difficult.
>>29627084
>mfw my younger brother will outlive me so I don't have to watch him die
You could commit suicide together, problem solved?
Should I be feelsbadman or feelsgoodman?
This is a girl btw
>>29627063
>dying
>in the navy
civilians when will they learn
>>29627086
That's what I was thinking but I didn't want to tell her she was wrong
>Navy
Kek. Unless you're joining the Marines, don't fucking bother. If you're joining the military at least sign up for a position that'll let you shoot some people.
For a forum full of NEETS, r9k is pretty dead at night
too busy playing games and fapping
thats cus noone is fucking NEET. 90% of the people who say they are, are fucking lying im the only NEET
>>29627024
Those wagecuck threads are just normalfags shitposting, the real NEET threads are depressing and the guys posting get shit on for being lazy sacks of shit.
Could you please rate this conversation from earlier?
Did I just get cucked?
Why would a person you barely speak to pop up saying hi then drop the conversation after emotionally dumping onto you
I'm confused
>>29627008
wtf is even going on in this conversation
seems like faggotry all around, I resign from this thread
>>29627029
Hey
Read between the lines a little
>>29627008
She wanted you to be her emotional sponge and ask her about her problems. In other words, as soon as she felt validated, she would immediately drop you. You didn't ask her about her issues and, instead, made a joke of it. As unintentional as it was, I say you dodged a bullet which could have seriously hurt you.
I'm fucking scared guys theres been gun shots throughout the night all week and tonight things are going BATSHIT crazy with gunshots happening every two seconds. There coming from across from the Paseo and I'm fucking worried I'm a dead man if they raid people's houses
Avoid windows. I do this all the time and I live in a relatively safe neighborhood. I have this unfounded fear of snipers/stray bullets.
>>29626996
what kind of a war zone do you live in
>>29627018
Live in a nice little neighborhood with mostly empty houses but for some reason the other side of the street is mini Mexico
he's been going through an amazingly rough time lately. today was going to be especially hard for reasons i'm not sure i want to write about in public. but he posted some very suicidal sounding lyrics from a song about suicide, and then signed out of facebook.
that was last night (over 24 hours now), and his mom was trying to contact him on facebook just an hour ago. he's hard to reach when he wants to be because he has no working phone. was only facebook when he was on wifi. but he has wifi at his apartment so idk. his wife also hasn't been online in over 24 hours and she was a big part of his problems, being borderline and all.
i don't want to call the police because in his situation it would only make things worse for him. and we weren't super close friends yet. like we've hung out at the park and gone to a movie together with another friend, but i don't know where he lives.
i've had friends commit suicide before and this feels so similar. it's scary.
also i was really hoping to sleep with him, and possibly break up his marriage. crazy daydreams maybe.
this isn't too important for the thread but it's true and i hope it gets someone to post
>>29627002
are you a grill? did you have feelings for him? was he cute? why shouldn't I kill myself?
>>29627092
yes, yes, yes, because it hurts those around you
I want to kiss a qt gril's cheek
>tfw no qt to kiss
>>29626909
Anyone else prefer to kiss a girls cheek than lips or am I a faggot? They're just so soft, plus you get to sniff them.
I want to kiss qt cheek too ;_;
What's your favorite game and why isn't it as good as melee
Guilty Gear
it's far better
>>29626895
Melee is pretty good, though I honestly enjoy watching it more than I do playing it.
>>29626895
Who do you main
Id fucccc you up with my faptain calcon
Need your help dudes. I am struggling with this problem. Like I have major anxiety.
> be me in late 20's
> mom is getting older
> see it every day when she makes me my oatmeal
> i love her more than anyone else left on this earth
> she says she wants me to try and have my own life
> I have no job, no skills, i'm fucking ugly
> she's going to give me 20k to spread my wings and fly
> we are not rich but she wants me to try
> try to be normal
> when she said it, it made me cry inside
> crying right now just thinking about it
> should I just pack a bag and leave in the middle of the night and never see my ma again hoping i could maybe make her happy one day
> should I take her money and try (what if I can't make it work and it's a waste, am I allowed to come back? or would I just suicide?
> should i just stay here and neve change
I know you'll be jokey but I honestly need some advice. I have no one to talk to because I usually just talk to her when I need advice. I'm a legit fucking robot. I have no friends, no gf (obviously) no job, no nothing.
I want to make her proud but every time I look at a place to rent or look at how much it costs to just live with daily expenses like internet and electricity and food I feel like I shouldn't even try because I'm such a waste. She could use that money for something. She deserves it more than me. She's a nice lady.
Please help
Your mom is giving you an opportunity to make your life not a waste.. This is an opportunity few get.. You have about a year of runway with no income, so use your time wisely, find a good job, and turn that 20k into 80k and then give your mom back her 20k... Wow her anon.. Make her proud..
>>29626884
Be frugal and get positive cashflow as soon as possible.
Don't "aim big" and follow your dreams or whatever bullshit.
Use the money wisely to start making money as soon as possible.
If you want to go into computers, get some cheap certifications. Don't waste money on college and fail out.
You should pretty much try to ignore the money and use it as an emergency account.
>>29626884
Number 1 thing you should not do is go to college, not even community college. Pick up some certs or get into a trade.
Stop freaking out, youre fine in the short term. you can easily survive for a year on the money she is giving you.
What is your definition of "making it"? Getting a job? You can do that in a week or two senpai even with your no work experience and skills. Just apply everywhere and get something minimum wage. Then work on certs or a trade and get something decent. Then what you want to do next is up to you.
What are some good normie clothes for the summer?
What kind of shoes are safe to get with regular non cargo shorts, some Vans sneakers?
>no socks
fucking why
>>29626863
canvas or boat shoes with no socks are pretty much the most anti-robot shoes
>cargo shorts
you gotta toss those m8
>brother goes to warsaw
>comes back with a tee for me
>notice the shirt has weird proportions
>the chest is way to thinner/longer compared to regular shirts
>realize the ameriburger meme is true
>asked an american if he could name at least 3 states aside from new york, texas, colorado, and california.
>he couldn't
>american education system education system.gif
>>29626886
Was he 3 years old?
Florida
Alaska
Kentucky
>>29626801
It's actually true, I went to Wal-mart the other day, picked up a plain ~$8 shirt, it said medium but it was a fucking large, and maybe even bigger.
Also they had something called an xxlg
Anyone else here don't actually want a gf yet until they self improve themselves?
>stopped eating so unhealthy
>started to do cardio and lift
>stopped drinking so much
>self medicate with small doses of weed to deal with depression
>complete given up dating websites
>going back to school to finish compsci degree
Yeah. I do try to get better to be worthy of a gf. But I'm afraid I'm gonna break before that.
>>29626772
I totally understand what you mean Anon. I try to remind myself how I'm really alone in this body and no one else will ever truly love or help me succeed in life except myself
Normies like to call this narcissism
i don't really want to settle so it would be better if i took the time to improve first
finish school and get an income, get a car, my own place, dating anyone now would be stupid and i wouldn't be able to be with anyone i'd get along with because my type of girl associates with successful men and are already self sufficient.
>tfw
>day 30
>she still hasn't messaged me
>randomly decided to stop talking to me
Shes just busy, right guys?
>>29626709
Shes not interested m8.
What was your last convo like? Screenshots appreciated.
>>29626912
I hope she dies what a heartless bitch.
>>29626709
no roastie is worth it OP, just move on.
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