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>she suddenly stops coming online all of a sudden
w-what does it mean? did she forget about me?
>>29628975
Check recent deaths across the nation.
>>29628975
My best guess on this is, that, she never really cared, she only wanted to spend time, boost her ego
though it can be different regarding your relationship with her
>>29629008
or she got a boyfriend
Story thread? What made you guys become the robots you are?
>13 years old
>girl at school who is blonde asks me to go to the carnival with her
>say "y-yea a-alexis!"
>go to the carnival
>see alexis with a group of friends
>"hey anon! wanna ride a ride?"
>"s-sure"
>"then follow us XD"
>go with them
>they go past all the rides to behind a stage where a band is getting ready for a concert
>behind the stage is a 6'6" asian ripped chad
>he says "are you the little shit that wants my girlfriend?"
>"n-n-n-no"
>balls retract into body
>just frozen there
>get hit in the face full fucking force
>girls are laughing
>lifts me into the air because i'm 80 pounds and throws me on the ground
>bruised up and my lungs get the air knocked out of them
>on the ground
>get spit on
>"wow, you're so fucking stupid", says one of the girls
>asian chad and the girls leave me there
>i laid there for ten minutes and get up
>slowly leave the scene to my mom's car and she asks what the fuck happened
>cops called
>cops can't do shit
Yep. My adolescence was ruined.
>asian chad
You mean Chong?
>>29628978
No, his name was Vince.
>>29628970
Did (You) post this yesterday?
Hey Robots
APPARANTLY I am the EMBODIMENT of everything a robot thinks women are.
Today was my final day in thinking people are being capable of empathy, loyalty or I dont know anymore.. anything human. Bear in mind, I am the evil here.
I hate every single one of you. Not only robots, all of you.
I have completely no friends and I don't see my family. No social networks, no anything. This is my last link to the world.
The question is, HOW SHOULD I KILL MYSELF?
There'll be one less Stacy in the world.
suck jim true-frost's stinky dick
>>29628973
a who a what?
>>29628956
>I hate every single one of you. Not only robots, all of you.
Oh. Well you're not making us feel special then.
>There'll be one less Stacy in the world.
NOOOOOO!
You're supposed to keep the Chads busy so that they leave some of the nice girls alone for us.
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK ON TINDER RIGHT NOW AND YOU SWIPE RIGHT UNTIL YOU GOT YOURSELF NEW FRIENDS AND A NEW SOCIAL NETWORK OR WHATEVER YOU NEED AND YOU KEEP THOSE CHADS BUSY.
Fembots, what went wrong in your life to bring you to this place?
What killed your desire for romance and love?
What made you so unhappy?
>>29628949
Your thread is predicated on the idea that "fembots" exist and are unhappy.
*Femanons* come here because they are bored and want to shitpost. They see this board and it's users as an easy target. Young women have no right to complain about being unhappy, they are treated nicely and favored in ways that men cannot even dream of.
>>29628949
>What killed your desire for romance and love?
Is that why we're here? I thought it was because we couldn't get any of that.
Why have you women become so worthless and degenerate that you actually take selfies of yourselves with facials?
Take a look at your palms and find out if you've been cursed with autism or schizophrenia.
Think I'm a Sydney line, what a gay fucking chart
>>29628781
>common on left hand
>suwon on right hand
I'm almost completely left-handed.
>>29628781
>both hands are sydney lines
What does this mean?
I really want one but I have no idea where to begin.
here, you post in trap threads untill one of them takes you as an orbiter
theyre very picky so dont show them what you look like and dont expect them to be loyal since theyre worse attention whores than fembots and even more hypersexual than full out gays
>>29628809
I don't want to orbit someone, I want to find one that lives near me and make them my bf. That's the issue is finding one near me (when they hardly exist irl, don't go outside etc)
You have to take a bath with a toaster. 100% guarentee
Life seems like an unimaginable amount of suffering for all of you jackasses. Why haven't you gone and ended yourself?
>>29628761
Well i cant buy a gun because fuckin background check denied me, tried ODing a couple times and just ended up in the hospital and im kinda scared that if i jump off a building i might survive
I don't want to make my family go through that.
My mom was so successful in shamning me for everything I don't dare to kill myself while she alive.
will killing myself and writing that it's my ex's fault be a good way at getting back at her?
>>29628746
No she will just use it as a reason to get attention from more guys "My ex killed himself I'm so depressed :((((" sort of thing, she won't actually give two shits the female brain only cares for itself if anything you should kill her
>>29628790
what if i kill every guy she ever talks to for the rest of her life
>>29628790
>if anything you should kill her
This. Pull a murder-suicide.
Why the fuck are people so cynical these days, and only care about money and achievements?
It's like in the older days, people used to be much more sincere, passionate about non-materialistic goals, but today, it seems like all these companies and brands, that have acquired better and better means of production to produce things of better quality, they still push towards quantity and overproduction, to the point where we have so much shit in our stores and warehouses that consumers can not ever hope to consume, which all goes to waste, in the dumpsters.
What has happened to innocence? What happened to people just taking time to appreciate simple little things they have in their lives? Why is it that people live in constant craving of new everything, while taking so little time to appreciate what they've got, to recycle it, to use it more than once?
Fuck all this irony and postmodernist bullshit. Why can't people just be considerate, practice proper manners and respect each other, instead of hiding behind irony and cynicism, in order to cover their apathy, bitterness and cowardice?
Could /r9k/ tell me where has innocence gone in today's modern world? Where could it be found?
>>29628724
>Atheism is the problem!! Those damn atheists!!!
>Men aren't "real men" anymore
>Leftist cucks are ruining everything and destroying civilization with their policies
There, I just summarized the three main types of replies you will get. I see them brought up frequently in these types of discussions.
>>29628724
I don't know about you OP, but I recycle my memes, and I use them more than once.
>>29628724
>money
>achievements
>these days
Stopped there. I'd recommend a history book.
Smh
Who here /unsymmetrical/?
Can anyone tell me if I pass as a normie or if my face is too lop sided. Short, bald and fat people think they got it bad but this is true hell
please take all selfies to /soc/
>>29628696
You have slight mandibular asymmetry, but it's not too bad
>snapchat
You're a normie
>>29628702
this
>29 year old man comes into the surgery
>Is a contestant on a reality TV show
>Has camera anxiety
>Knows I have personal experience
>Wants me to give him advice about being on national TV
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Fuck off with this shitty forced meme
Shouldn't you be at work Hedon?
>>29628684
I hope you at least did it in front of cameras.
if you found out you had a year to live at most, what would you do?
be honest
start having a lot of gay sex
>>29628652
Just keep doing the same i always do, but with a huge smile on my face. Knowing the end is near would be quite liberating to be honest.
>>29628652
Live like Chris McCandless. It's not like my complete lack of survival skills matter if I'm going to die anyway.
Is it possible to have a good relationship with a borderline tranny gf?
>borderline
>tranny
Kill yourself
yes.
Source: im transgender
>>29628654
Yeah its called being a faggot.
Transgender doesn't exist.
It appears that I am an INTJ.
A guess that settles it then, we are the superior masterminds.
>>29628631
INTJ are roaches.
>>29628640
Spoken like a true ENTJ
>>29628631
ENTP here
True master race
You might think you're in control and you've got it figured out but really we control you, moving you like pawns, yet letting you believe you're the king.
At the end of the day you're just another piece on my board.
Tell me anon, what are three positive words you would use to describe the world?
>gay
>dumb
>stupid
>full of potential
Vast, Educational, Beautiful
did I win
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