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>topic of weight comes up
>asks how much I weigh
>130
>lol dude you weigh as much as my sister/gf/wife
skinny feels
>>29626605
Pic related changed my life dude.
Also obviously with steroids you can gain 20-30 lbs muscle mass in a couple weeks.
>>29626605
become a swift, agile, nimble creature don't stay a skelly.
Hey bro I wanna lift you can I do that?
>tfw you will never live in an island where you do experiments on animals
>you will never live on an island where there are talking, sentient fish who keep you company and help you out by digging out seaweed for you to eat
Death, please. Preferably painless. Thank you.
Let's not beat around the bush OP, when you say experiment, you mean fuck.
I somehow read that as
>tfw you will never live under Islam where you will experiment with animals
How does it feel to stab someone?
pretty bad
as soon as you see the pain of the one you stabbed, remorse kicks in
It's surprisingly boring
You'd expect the human body to put up more resistance to a knife, but it really doesn't. Just gives right in.
>>29626590
wow that sounds kind of good desu
Are you really telling me that this is what a boy looks like?
You want me to think that just because she has a penis, she is a boy?
>>29626451
the only thing im telling you is to post her gaping bumhole
>>29626451
>You want me to think that just because she has a penis, she is a boy?
Yesit's all just semantics anyway so who gives a fuck
>>29626503
>genetics is just semantics
Good goy
Who /tiredof4chan/?
Is there a world beyond this place? I've been here for most of my life. So much of what I believe has been molded by this site.
When does one graduate 4chan?
>>29626399
just move to reddit like all the mature people
they have cool people like gordon ramsey doing ama's also be sure to check out his new tv series and buy his new books!
When one finally has the strength and will to open their eyes
>>29626399
>When does one graduate 4chan?
As long as you're browsing the internet you're going to wind up here. Why? Because deep down you know you like this place.
But you also know it's ruining your life, and you're at a crossroads now: do I continue wasting away in front of this screen, mindlessly dicking around, or do I evolve and put my time to better use?
Since you're contemplating that you may well be tired of here, perhaps it's time to evolve.
hello please come join my rabbit! its very comfy and you can request music or movies that we can all watch together ^_^
https://rabb.it/globalslav
>>29626392
>no michael
fuck off shill
>>29626392
fuck off beaner ^_^_^
orgo
bumperino
no blox
>2012 is almost 5 years ago
>200 days have gone by since New Years
>>29626473
>only 165 days left till 2017
>>29626385KONY 2012KONY 2012
Oh i'm sorry, Joblinger. Did the sound of me, fapping to my vast collection of hentai, wake you?
>>29626343
NEETs are the superior human
>>29626343
No I'm just getting dressed to go on a trip with friends.
>>29626343
l giggIed
>One day, when I'm president, we will empty our landfills and shoot it at the moon, so it goes into the moon's orbit instead of ours.
There's laws regarding throwing trash into space.
>>29626427
I'm just pointing out that donald trump said that.
>>29626427
Trumps going to get rid of those too. MAGA!
>when someone tells you you're a 5/10
Thank you based god
I know that feel. Thinking you're a 3/10 for years then having everyone tell you you're a 5/10. It feels great.
>>29626296
Oh man. I wish I was 5/10. Some of those 3/10 girls are pretty cute to me.
I got called cute once in middle school
and I'm 80% sure they meant it
Who else here desires an older woman who can provide comfort and warmth like your mother could?
>>29626237
Y-Yeahh sure why not. But..
>like your mother could
NOT QUITE like that...
>tfw mommy-like older gf
JUST
>>29626237
Right here famalam
oregon comment
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Donald Trump campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Friday at work. I have no pictures yet.
I think you should retire this copypasta and make a new one, Mr. Shipman.
you have no chance end your life
>>29626217
stop this pasta RIGHT NOW PAL!
I think Travis had it easy. At least in 1976 confidence still meant something. His initiative is rewarded with a 10/10 qt. His autism immediately fucks it up by taking her to a fuck film. In the current year, confidence and groomed-clean presentation means nothing because odds are she will not favor you over the congo dick she's dating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l2hwkqmHxU
>>29626180
Except that all the studies prove she's not dating black guys. She's fucking Chad, not Tyrone. Quit blaming us for your bitches losing their collective minds.
It's just a movie, confidence will work especially if you look like Robert De Niro
>>29626247
D Y N A M I C E N T R Y
this can't be original
My mind is slipping more and more as the days pass.
I have no stake here, I will not be marrying or reproducing because I'm bad with women, I have no set career path forward.
Then it hit me: why not fuck off into the woods and live alone? Has anyone else had these thoughts?
Iktf I want to just run away and never look back.
>>29626133
This is me right now. I'm just fucking done with it all. I want no part of normalfag life.
Which is why living alone surrounded by nature is sounding more and more appealing.
>>29626076
people do it all the time. theres no reason you shouldn't. you'll probably learn some things and grow as a human. or join the military, it should help with skills at least.
So last night I tried it. I was curious, so I peed a little bit into my chicken noodle soup. I was curious how it would change the flavor. I always liked the smell of my own pee, so I was salivating at the thought lol. Anyway, it tasted okay. It had a strange flavor, kind of metallic but salty from the soup.
For anyone who was curious about my results. I was curious.
I can kinda see your viewpoint. While I don't taste my pee, sometimes when it gets really cold I'll pee on my hands in order to warm them up, then wash it off after an hour or so. It actually works pretty well.
>>29626065
I think pee could probably be used as a good substitute for salt
I've drank my piss before when I home alone last summer, I don't know why more people don't do it - it's perfectly healthy
>>29626065
I had this book as a kid that told kids to drink their piss and that it was good for you. I have tried it. It's pretty good if I'm in the right mood. Piss has a unique flavor that hits the spot from time to time. I like to chill it a bit and put a bit of sugar in it. I dont do it a lot, but I do it enough.
