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People actually enjoy going to "clubs" ect and dancing around?
Is this something people actually enjoy doing? Or does attention seeking bring them to it? Are they just attempting to meet people by flailing around with them in a group?
>>29622635
>Trying to pretend that you don't understand normie culture
No one cares, just because you're a depressed bitch doesn't mean everyone is
>>29622635
robot techno clubber here
>great music
>lots of drugged up people
>no fights
>can stay in the shadows
>the less you move the cooler you are
Ladies go to the club to get fucked by someone with a decent amount of money.
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Guys go to the club to fuck ladies.were robots always this stupid?
Anyone here have diabetes?
Whats it like to live with it?
>>29622619
Not bad
>watch what I eat
>take 2 pills a day
>chug soda or sugar when blood sugars are low
>>29622667
How did you find out you were diabetic?
>>29622667
Merformin?
Enjoy your life extension.
You all want 1 girl, right?
Just one woman who loves you?
Well then, I think it is time to turn to Christ. The last hope for finding a woman that will devote herself to you, bear your children, and stay by your side is a Christian woman.
I'm not talking about sinners who call themselves Christian.
I'm talking about serious Christians. Catholic and Orthodox women.
They are looking for one man, too, but right now your goals do not align.
You lust after sex, when really you want love. They want love and someone to bear children with
>>29622610
>turn to the magic man in the sky
I want the memes to end.
>>29622610
most of the degenerates on this board wouldn't be able to have a relationship with a nice Christian girl. also Christian girls have their vices too, as while they are outwardly pure their inner thoughts and private actions are unknown.
the best girl for people on this board would only be attainable if the person improved his life. angels only exist in a false visualization of the real world, and a pure girl would want to get with a pure guy not a degenerate.
>>29622610
nobody is pure, girls are whores, we live in the end times, the 144000 will be virgin MALES, not couples with children, sex isn't the devil
the end
TAGS: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001
No chads or stacies allowed this time. sorry guys.
>>29622597
OP deepthroats black penis on a daily basis. Also bump
>>29622674
i also forgot: no bullying allowed
I'm on (ur bf)
Is it a good idea to pretend to be a plebeian? Will it help me fit in better?
For instance, when people are getting to know me and they ask, what's your favorite movie/music/book/video game, right now I just answer honestly.
For music I'll say something like "well I don't listen to the radio much but I like to listen to MF DOOM, Nujabes, Fugazi, [list off some more people i like]"
Does this just out me as a fucking loser instantly? If I say anything that's not on the billboard top 100, do they just instantly know I'm a fucking loser? I feel like this is a form of normie shit test. Would I be better off just pretending I'm a run of the mill plebeian fuck:
"my favorite movie is Avatar, I like Drake, G-Eazy and Justin Bieber, my favorite book is Catcher in the Rye and my favorite video game is league of legends :)"
Is that a good intro, like basically being the most pleb as fuck average IQ retard I can possibly muster?
>>29622552
never be less than you are for anyone
>>29622613
Unless you want to fit in. You can like whatever you want, but you need to pretend to like normie stuff if you want to be a cyborg.
>>29622552
If you have to ask that your iq is probably already below average
What's your opinion on legalizing love?
3D not even once senpai
>implying they won't grow
pedophiles please leave
>>29622515
Legal in my dreams every night.
But FPBP is right, they only grow up into haggard adult women.
would you fucc my pucci r9k?
>>29622430
yecc
fuccin aye
>>29622430
Yup. Would cream pie daily
>LDR gfLDR haters pls go
>visited her once, she did it once too
>ask her to come twice the times I go(I would pay the difference) because we can't do shit in her parents house, just talk with them and I would sleep alone in the living room
>here we would have the house and car just for ourselves
>she refuses and gives kind of an ultimatum saying "i will not accept it, are you coming or not?"
I really like her, but I don't like being treated like shit, not getting reciprocity
Should I dump her ass?
Sooo... she doesn't want to fuck you?
>>29622587
Seems like it.oreganooo
>>29622428
>>29622693
Lacking details.
- How far are you from each others (hours / miles / km will do).
- How old are each of you.
- What's her family like.
ROBOTS,
The SEXUAL REVOLUTION has killed society. It's stabbed us once and we're just bleeding and we don't have the reasoning to do anything about it. We're just dying.
Before the pill, modern day sexual expectations DID NOT EXIST.
Sex wasn't very accepted unless it was in marriage. Because if you didn't get lucky, you'd end up having a kid.
But now that the ancient risk is gone, what do we have?
Unchecked hedonism.
We gave the world the opportunity to live by their dicks or the dicks of others and they took it without second thought.
Everyone is a whore now.
lol last friday night i had unprotected sex with a girl i had just met.
what the fuck are you going to do about it
>>29622406
The arguments for this shit?
Sex feels good... It feels nice... Cummies...
We've been clouded by primitive, animal desires. We live by the dick and we die by the dick.
Just look at yourself. You jack off often. Your lives revolve around women, who you want to fuck. You desire love, but you've now associated love with sex.
Isn't it just a frenzy of bullshit?
Sex is the center of your lives, and it is pulling you apart. And it pulls apart those who have a lot of it, just slowly, just without immediate effect.
Nobody is benefiting.
>>29622449
And here we have a great case.
This guy put his dick in some girl's used hole. For many of you, you will feel jealous. Like you're missing out on something.
The reality is, you've defiled sex. You've made something about love, matrimony, and reproduction into something mechanical, something just of pleasure.
And LOOK - It is going to get us nowhere.
Just shitty birthrates and depressed, virgin men who think sex is love, and that's all they need.
no political bullshit please
ehehe
babumping if you don't mind
Tried chastity play with an ex-gf once. The CB6000 is extremely easy to escape from, She unlocked me more than once a day and left the key sitting around the house where I could just grab it. Her reasoning was that it's uncomfortable to wear it. It wasn't as much fun as I was expecting. I did get her to start doing this to me though so it wasn't a total loss.
i need to write something for my post to go though
>Dad wouldn't pay for my braces when I was 16 even though his parents paid for his
>25 years old now and my teeth are a completely fucked up crooked mess
Thanks dad
>tfw raised by single mom
>dentist tells me I should get braces when I'm 12
>Mom asks if I want them
>Know there's no way she can afford them on minimum wage, say no
10 years later
>Talking to mom
>"Wow your teeth are fucked up haha"
Oh well.
>>29622353
>father and mother divorce when i was seven
>grew up without ever seein or hearing my father
>rarely went to a dentist
>could chew the most extreme foods
>teeth strong and straight as fuck
>be 18
>wisdom teeth start giving me pain
>go to dentist
>this fucking sour feminist bitch rapes my mouth
>after "healing", unable to eat with left side of my mouth
>5 years like this now
>tfw that one time you go to a dentist, it fucks your shit up for life
>tfw i can't even sue
I still have straight teeth, though.
Let's see a picture.
When I was about 8 I've had lucid dreams but in ALL of them my mother tried to kill me, after two of these dreams. I became somewhat psychic and became really afraid of my mother and on that day I just thought that there were two or three of my mother and they change when she goes to the kitchen. After that I've started planning to fucking kill the "bad" one, but I've realized it, the next day. Years pass by without me telling anyone, then one day after my 19th birthday I wake up and I start full on hallucinating that the "bad" one is standing with a knife next to my bed.
Right now I'm 16 and my birthday was in May.
>>29622331
>Right now I'm 16
You know what this means, dontchyu younglin?
>>29622364
>after my 19th birthday
>>29622331
wrong board >>>/x/
Who here /enjoys being angry/?
Whenever I enter a rage, I get an adrenaline rush, become more productive and feel stronger. I can run faster and lift heavier weights, people become intimidated by me, and I have a quasi-valid excuse to act like an animal.
>>29622326
Enjoy a shit existence
>>29622397
This. Eventually anger and hate just become draining.
>>29622425
*refreshing
Let's keep this one alive lads.
rip i guess
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29622208
EU membership required for active thread
sorry UK sans Scotland
>pic unrelated by the way
So I'm new to this board. Been on 4chan for a long time, three years I think. Mostly /b/.
Anyways, I'm here because the love of my life just told me she doesn't love me anymore. And I don't want anyone else.
So I guess I'm here with you guys now, yeah? So how do I get over the mind bending, soul crushing heart break? How do I fix myself to go back to being a sociopathic at worst, nihilistic at best asshole?
>>29622200
>le being le bad man extended infancy please wipe my ass mommy gimme gimme meme
yawn
No no you get out this isn't /adv/ , Women are a waste of time anyways go do something to improve your life.
>>29622266
Ok so what do? I'm done with women I think if I can't have her.
