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A two domme session, ~250/hr.
Is there any hope for me?
tell us how it goes
>Is there any hope for me?
no
How did you find the right domme and where?
>>29621467
>Is there any hope for me?
It sounds like you're already living the dream.
Its been a long day lads.
Post comfy images, videos, gifs, TV shows, movies, video games, music or anything else that is comfy.
>>29621464
I feel like there should be a comfy blog/tumblr. Anyone up for doing it?
Im gonna go to sleep in a minute or so
>>29621464
Comfy bumps.
AVERAGE
Not fucking unconventionally attractive, not ugly either, average.
I want to see you post real average girls, that don't look like some lower level Stacy, give it to me. You know very well which are and which are not you miserable dog, but you keep lying to yourself that the girl in the pics you saved is somehow not a complete stacy, and therefore "attainable"
Post them and I will judge if they truly are average or not
Is this average OP-san?
>>29621444
Ma generally average girl.
>>29621482
Not OP, but she looks average.
I like average girls that look truly plain, though, so gg.
My mom and grandma offered me to buy me a car, so I can work as uber/cabify/illegal taxi driver. I'm happy because I always wanted my own car and I love driving (specially in the night).
Any robot here works as uber driver? How's your experience so far?
pls respond
oreganato
>>29621327
make sure to stay safe anon. you never know what kind of strange people you can pick up at night
>>29621327
That sounds like a waste to be honest with you. They're going to be spending at least 15k to buy you a car new enough that isn't a piece of shit.
You'll likely barely be pulling in minimum wage except you'll also have that "investment" riding your ass.
I wouldn't do it.
You seem cute though. Stop posting those pictures.
For the love of God, someone please play WoW with me. I have no idea what I am doing. Everyone on /vg/ promises to help and then is surprised when I don't now how to do anything. pls pls help
buy me a new laptop, mine can't handle it anymore
not only will I play with you, I'll boost you to hfc hc with my 743 prot warrior
does anyone still play wow? i've been longing for it a lot recently and i'm tempted to resubscribe
>>29621251
NA?
Ally? Horde?
What's with that attitude, wagecuck? I don't like it. Stop it before I talk to your manager again and get you fired.
Meanwhile on /r9k/
>>29621248
>thinking my boss Chad would ever listen to what a neet had to say
>>29621248
You spat on my burger! This burger has spit on it, wagecuck!
MANAGER! I DEMAND A FREE BURGER AND FOR THIS MAN TO BE DISMISSED!
can a chad be black or are they white exclusively?
Correct. Blacks are Tyrone.
They are 6'1+ ideally 6'2 and good looking
i would agree to get my small toe cut without any anesthisia to look like that guy, but damn his ears are looking pretty bad.
Nighty-nite, wagecuck. Be sure to get plenty of rest for your big day of slavery tomorrow. Just remember that you only have two more days until your next to days of freedom.
>>29621182
Self-employed, I'm sleeping till noon. And I'm better than you.
>>29621182
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NEET REEEE REEE
you blimey toad i wagecuck fo me dog we live in the poor part of bristol but we stay strong and held up high wit our daily tea and crisps, thats why i say i swear on me dog iauw reck ya up bloody down reckity reck reckya, much lobe fr the UK we free muhfugga
Also what's it called?
Coming along pretty good. It's called The Symphony of Relaxation & Introspection. The first movement is called Wagies Tears.
>>29621137
>tfw I'll never learn to play the piano
Somehow got my hands on a digital piano but I'm too poor for lessons
>>29621425
>I'm too poor for lessons
you can find lessons for free on youtube and there's apps and whatever else.
>you'll never fuck your oneitis in this position, eyes locked
Kill me
>women do literally nothing during sex but make stupid fucking faces and constant fake moaning
>>29621094
That's the best part. The man is in control.
>>29621073
You know what? I'm fucking tired of this shit over and over again. WHO THE FUCK CARES? LITERALLY THEY'RE JUST WOMEN. I'm fucking tired of people telling me " muh uh My onestie is so pretty hurr durr she's a bitch ". I'm a 21 yrs old kissless virgin but the truth is that i couldn't give less fucks about it. I have bigger problems than a fucking annoying piece of meat. Is your life that easy and simple? Do you really just care about a fucking piece of meat? I have this friend which keeps bothering me with this fucking girl. You know what? I don' really think that the problem is her. He's a self obsessed faggot, he's fucking creepy.
p.s. sorry but i'm drunk as fuck
Anyone want to play lego?
I'll let you get first faction pick.
>>29621065
Comfy collection, OP.
What else you got there?
Can I be skeletors?
>>29621065
nice lego anon. how long have you been collecting it for?
How can you settle for a girl that has been used as another man's cumrag? How can you kiss the same mouth that served as Chad's personal sextoy?
Because I'm a cuck
-everyone who replies to this thread
>>29621043
By not being a pathetic, insecure autist.
By being normal, like the vast majority of the world.
>>29621043
So that way she can be my cumrag.
Kisses ain't mean shit unless you gay or you happen to have a cunt between your legs.
Faggot.
>Gonna turn 28 this sunday
>Family basically stopped celebrating my birthday when I was 12, only annual congratulations and such
>Now mother invites me to her house because this saturday she wants to celebrate the birthday of her whore siste's daughter, and the birthday of another aunt
So, what should I do? Should I go and maybe have a bad day when all I wanted to do was have a quiet dinner, or just refuse to go/make up some bullshit?
If I were you I wouldn't go. What's the point if you'll just be unhappy? Sure, your mom might be a little upset, but in the end she'll forget it and besides, it's your birthday. Do what you want mate.
Refuse to go. Point out to her that it's your birthday too. You obviously are hurt, don't bottle your feelings up.
>>29621114
I guess I will just avoid drama saying I have extra work to do
I did a bad thing robots. Share your shit text chats.
>robot e-BF
>last message he sent before he dropped me because I'm retarded
1/4
>>29621103
Robot pls
2/4
>>29621120
Robot plssss
3/4
How the FUCK can white """"""women"""""" be expected to compete with THIS?
Becomes less impressive when you realise they're 5'2'' chinks
>>29620865
A 6/10 white gurl outclasses a 9/10 shitskin/chink/etc. if you disagree you are either a race traitor or not white.
>>29620909
That's even better
They need to remove this robot
