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Jesus Christ manlets disgust me
>>29618009
Yet he is king in the north and you're not :^)
>>29618009
>literally watching game of normies
kys yourselves
>>29618588
What's wrong with literally watching game of thrones?
When you guys say you have social anxiety, what do you really mean?
So often it seems it comes out they're talking about being nervous before big social gatherings and approaching the opposite sex and such, which just seems like a pretty normal shyness.
How "rare" is it when you're so anxious you never leave the house and get a panic attack whenever you receive an email/text? Like that level of anxiety.
Let's not make this into a competition, I just want to know where it comes from common issue to being a mental case, and maybe even having Avoidant PD.
Why is she totally nude
>>29617974
When I think about anxiety. It usually involves me staying up the entire night before I have to meet some people because its physically impossible for me to sleep due to the constant worry. Eventually I will vomit multiple times and be drenched in sweat. Happens every single time.
I've seen and talked to many people with it and there are different forms.
When you say 'average' social anxiety thats not really the point.
I've never asked a girl out, never initiated a conversation unless I forced myself, will never talk to new people.
I've met the kind who can't keep a conversation going or don't want to. People pick up on this stuff really fast in a conversation so socially anxious people are always in a 'I gotta leave this conversation' state.
If its just approach anxiety or the like thats not really an issue. The problem is that robots don't deal with the feelings and sit on them so they turn them into massive brooding issues and wonder why they hate themselves.
That's 'social anxiety'. I think normies such as yourself misunderstand that robots are in a set mode of mind, its not 'just' the social anxiety, there's low self esteem, rushing into relationships(saying way too much the first time you meet), no clear direction for the relationship, shit boundaries, etc.
What's the worst thing you have ever done to another human being?
I made fun of a girl after her dad died of cancer (she led me on for over two years).
Later on, she rejected my friend and we made her believe he killed himself because of it.
I can't say that I feel too bad about it, I was a salty little fuck in middle school.
>>29617972
Secretly recorded my roommate in the shower. She was hot and had massive tits. She was a really nice person too, always nice and friendly. Didn't stop me from filming her and fapping off like a madman. She moved out six months ago with bf. FML
I borrowed (a not that big sum of) moneys and hadn't returned it yet.
I've become one of those people who make the "Never lend money to friends" saying true.
where do i get a nice black gf
i'm a simple 5'10 manlet as opposed to a turbo manlet, and i'm white, non virgin
>>29617949
Hurr durr im 5'10 im a manlet XDDD
Can I get my internet points for my funny internet word guise?
Do you mind if she's fat? I can hook you up with my ex, dumped her when I found out she was black (her voice made her sound like a qt white girl)
>>29619240
T. 5'10'' insecure manlet
>mom starts telling you how handsome you are
>starts telling you that you're "filling out" and have broad shoulders and a nice chest
Fuck off mom I'm ugly and going to die a virgin. Anime porn for life.
>>29617828
>you're "filling out" and have broad shoulders and a nice chest
Somebody's mom is hot-to-trot, damn anon.
Keeping my body fit and athletic is all I have going for me. When I was 10 I was caught in a car accident and the car caught on fire. I lost an eye to some shrapnel have scar tissue patches all over from burns.
Strange enough I'm more self conscious about my false eye than I am the burns. when i was younger the burns made me feel like shit but now I could really care less, hell I even joined my high school swim team because I stopped caring.
>tfw your bf has broad shoulders and a nice chest
Why even live?
I guess it isn't so bad since I'll never even be in a situation where having a bigger dick would matter
Where's your peener
>>29617819
I straight up have no idea what I am looking at.
>>29617819
What the fuck am I looking at?
I don't see the ween.
>mfw I'm slowly becoming a normie
>mfw I wasn't prepared
please tell me I'm not the only one feeling this feel
I'm conflicted because I used to be a robot for far too long and suddenly I'm doing all the things a grown up is supposed to do
being yourself is not enough
i can relate to this sentiment
I can understand this, I finally got a job and went out with friends and all for a while... I was feeling alienated from myself. I was depersonnalized. This just isn't me. Back to being a worthless NEET
same here senpai, basically happened over the last 2 years (starting uni)
>tfw just not caring about things i would drive myself crazy with
>falling for the hair circumcision meme
If you consider yourself a robot and get haircuts, including DIY buzzcuts and "just shave your head bro", you are a normie and are welcome to go back to facebook
Samson pls go
Fuck long hair
It gets all over my neet cave, and it gets too warm in here when my pc is doing something tasking to endure it or in summer
>>29617768
Samson is a faggot redditor tripfag and his hair isn't even that long.
>>29617777
have you ever had it clog up your computer chair's wheels and then had to give the wheels a haircut? I did.
Botsurvey time!
>age
>sex
>sexuality
>virgin status
>years/months since last talked to a friend
>years/months since physical contact
>working or NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
>most pathetic thing you've done
>most disgusting thing you've done
>saddest thing you've done
and a tough one
>happiest you've ever felt
>age
20
>sex
m
>sexuality
bi
>virgin status
fully virgin
>years/months since last talked to a friend
2. since high school
>years/months since physical contact
..7 years?
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
why are we even here
>most pathetic thing you've done
laid curled on a toilet floor the entire prom night
>most disgusting thing you've done
fapped to my reflection in the mirror
>saddest thing you've done
fucked my ass until it prolapsed
>happiest you've ever felt
when i was a little boi, about 10 years old. i had a girlfriend that i was too autistic to ever touch then. i still stalk her on facevook
please take my survey
>age
29
>sex
M
>sexuality
Hetero
>virgin status
Y
>years/months since last talked to a friend
.1 months
>years/months since physical contact
Shook a lady's hand hours ago (haven't laid hand on some female genitalia in 12 years though)
>working or NEET
NEET
>rate your own looks on a scale from fuck you to why are we even here
Why are we even here
>most pathetic thing you've done
Got caught groping my cousin
>most disgusting thing you've done
Jizzed and rubbed it on my body
>saddest thing you've done
Lied repeatedly about needing to car to go to Uni long after I've flunked
>happiest you've ever felt
Haha, good one (the day I entered University.. shortly after I learnt I fucked up the application)
Real women aren't as beautiful as anime girls
Real men aren't as cute as chibi Mankind
so I guess we're even
>liking anya and minami
>>29617742
Are more of a 765pro guy, then?
half way there, we can make it lads
>>29617646
first for pakis out
no blockerino pleaserino
>>29617674
>rino
I want normie twitch fags to leave
>>29617646
What are we halfway to again?
A girl that i have a crush on literally asked me if i wanted to come over to her house and watch a movie. No, not to go out or anything, to come over to her house alone. We've been friends for a bit and im always making her laugh but you know what I said to her?
>"No, but thanks for the invite."
>"O-oh, are you busy tonight? We could do it another night."
>"No, sorry its not that, I just don't feel comfortable doing that."
>"O-oh, sorry I-I thought because you spent so much time talking to me that you were um interested in me."
>"I am, but you don't want to take this any further trust me. I'm sorry if that doesn't make sense. But also, umm now that I know that I think I'm gonna have to stop being friends with you."
>"What? Why? i'm sorry if i made it weird but no no I don't want to stop being friends, you said you liked me, i can wait til you're ready, youre really nice, and-"
>"No it's not that, im sorry i know its out of nowhere and you can call me an asshole but it's best for both of us, I don't have a problem with you so you can still ask me for help if you need it but I think we should stop texting."
>"uhh hah...wow, i didn't think this was gonna happen, ummm. i don't know how to respond."
>"Sorry"
I walked away after that, and honestly, it felt pretty damn good. I don't want to leave my misery, I don't know any other way, i know messing with her would've just led to feelings i don't want to handle. I guess i'm finally too far gone. But that moment was really uncomfortable for me, good god theres no way i could be intimate with someone
It's not too late to turn back. You've reached a crossroads. One where you can take the grill and begin your path to Chadhood or take the darker path towards becoming a wizard.. good luck robot
>>29617620
breh
just
breh
>>29617620
ur an idiot
How can I legally get away with torturing and murdering nigger children, /r9k/?
Not even racist btw.
>>29617594
Become a social worker
>>29617637
Wouldn't that just be helping the shits?
>>29617734
No it's kinda the opposite.
Gives you the power to take them away from a shitty home, and put them in an even shittier one where they'll be abused and neglected more.
It's great.
What would you do if you died and became a ghost?
asfasf
>>29617577
start an internet radio show about capitalism
haunt the female dressing room of the local gym
>>29617577
ghost fuck my sister
>that feel you can't financially support yourself without leeching of male scum
I don't see why you're upset when you're the one leeching the money
>>29617628
It's called guilt my friend, it's an emotion only a very small amount of females have ever experienced.
>people don't even put effort into baiting anymore and just google sad anime girl with the most blatant post ever
