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>tfw no references on my resume
Just end me pls
I don't want to go on living
>tfw 3 years of retail on resume
Just end me pls
I dont't want to go on living
>>29615597
>tfw nothing on my resume other than some made up skills
Just end it
5 years professional feces content creator on a birmanese egg cooking forum
Hey anon, you don't look busy, can you give my butt a massage?
>>29615460
i've been aquiring a taste for butt licking after my staying in the sissy academy
his is pretty nice
>BRAP
humf! excuse you, Chad.
*sniff* *sniff*
>oh god, I'm so turned on.
>>29615532
Christ, you've really gone of the deep end, haven't you?
Heil Hitler! Sind ein paar Roboter hier?
>>29615423
fjeden, heil
Allzeit bereit
>>29615423
The nazi's were actually robots being themselves.
I regret not shooting up my school and killing myself, this life was a mistake.
>>29615409
just shoot up an elementary school with an AR-15 and then blame hillary clinton in your suicide note
>>29615442
Why the fuck would I want to make your lives better?
>>29615442
Nah, she could twist that into more support for gun control easily. He should blame mexicans or muslims, generate more xenophobia.
>talk to qt3.14 on tinder for a week posing as chad
>wow anon you're really hilarious and random. Idk if u want but here's my #
>don't sound completely autistic so tell her I'll call one of these nights
>overwhelming anxiety the day of the phone call
>drink enough to where calling doesn't feel so daunting
>she picks up and my voice instantly cracks 'h-hey qt 3.14, it's chad from tinder haha'
>she says 'haha omg I didn't think you'd call, I'm so nervous!'
We probably talked for a good hour before I elegantly pretended like I had something to do. If you fags need practice with communicating with women, just pose as a chad and keep getting better. It just takes practice and not being ugly lol
>>29615379
fuck off normalfag , if you're gonna pose as chad ruin her self-esteem . Don't sweet talk her.
haha omg
Do you robots try internet dating? I recently became very sad about a relationship that ended over 5 years ago and rather than failing to kill myself and bringing shame on my family, I signed up to OkCupid to shame them that way. The women are either fat, transsexual or not interested in me. Is there any hope?
>>29615379
>and not being ugly
Get out of here!
>tfw my neighbor poured sugar in my gas tank
Why are normies such horrible cunts?
>>29615305
What caused that?
>>29615326
Nothing. He's just an asshole bent on making my life pure hell.
When I confronted him about it he just laughed like it was some hilarious prank.
>>29615305
Pour sugar in his. Jam some cheetos in there while youre at it.
Guys, I think I have a problem.
I can't get through daily life. Every time I see a mixed couple on TV I get physically ill. It absolutely disgusts me.
When I'm out and I see one of the frequent nigXcute grill couples I want to vomit.
This makes me the laughing stock of my few friends. I've mentioned it a couple times and they laugh, call me racist, ect.
I try to explain why it's shitty, giving valid points, when all they can do is fucking laugh at me for being "RACIST xD"
Is it racist? Am I thinking correctly? Or am I just Le Bigot like they say?
>>29615200
Honestly, you're a bigot.
I'm black and I hate nigger culture and all, but seriously it's not your problem. Let people be with who they want. Why cuck yourself thinking about them when you can just find the gril that's perfect for you (if you're into that)?
Just let them be, anon. No point getting worked up if it does nothing about it.
>>29615200
Well, why's it shitty?
Keep in mind that race and ethnicity are NOT the same thing.
>>29615200
It's just images bruh. Reality is an illusion anyway so why let it bother you.
(Race doesn't exist, there are no true lines in reality)
Hey, I fucked up. I know I can't go back without a full restart. It sucks. I'm not gonna lie. I wish I could continue as if everything was well, but I know I can't because it would leave me in a bigger mess. I've been dragging life on. I know I cannot make it in the world, yet I can't seem to end my own life either. I had potential to live a good life, but that is all gone. It's funny because if I didn't lose that, I wouldn't have been such a pussy but now, since I'm in the situation where I should die, I can't bring myself to do it because how much of a piece of shit I've become. It hurts even more because after certain initial events, it has been my fault and I have no right to complain. I really can't even justify making this post. I'm a whiny bitch but I don't know why I want people to respond. Maybe I don't even. I don't know really. I guess I want to be heard even though I have no right to and I'm sure you would understand what I am saying and maybe not make the same mistakes I did if only I could form a coherent thought; but even that is lost. Everything that I considered to be something that was inherently me has crumbled and fallen away. I'm so tired. I'm so god damn tired. I worked so hard for so long and now..I can't anymore. I'm broken. I burnt myself out. All has been for naught. I worry about the people I care about but I know if I stay things will inevitably become much worse than the alternate. Starting over means losing my friends, and that saddens me, no it does more; it really makes me ache..but..I know it will be better in the long run and I have to trust myself. I don't get why this is so difficult for me. I should be fine. The good outweighs the loss but it hurts to lose people and things I worked so hard for.
Have my favorite pepe
Are you going to an hero?
>>29615241
That's what I can't push myself to do.
Are you talking about killing yourself or cutting contact with friends and being a loner?
Why aren't you enjoying the out doors?
I have a home with many nice things in it, anon.
https://a.pomf.cat/ljbdxe.webm
>>29615140
im scared of women
>>29615436
even of your mother?
What forums did you use a lot before finding 4chan?
Gaia
Newgrounds back in 03'
Wow, that was a long time ago.
>>29615060
Damn....Memecenter..................
Is the voice in your head hostile or friendly?
The voice in my head is usually always going against what I say, but usually it's stuff like "no don't masturbate, you already masturbated today" or "just take a shower already, it's been a few days" so I don't know, friendly-hostile I guess?
Neutral, while my tulpa is in love with me.
mostly verbal abuse, which gets me off
Hey anon, I'm going to the kitchen to make some noodles? You've been kind of quiet. You ok? Want anything?
>>29614979
Yeah if you can make me some noodles that would be great thanks.
>>29615013
I got you man, you want soy, teriyaki or szechuan sauce?
>he thinks heating premade noodles counts as "making" them
I could put some frozen chips in the oven. It doesn't mean I made those chips.
>mom found the fart jar
>dad found the shit-puppet
>An FBI agent found the pepe folder
>>29614932
why do you keep a fart jar you fucking faggot
>girl finally likes me
>she likes vidya
>she's quasi-neet, former wagie
>BRO THIS IS YOUR CHANCE JUST DO IT
>nah she's not really my type, not ugly but im not attracted
>OMFG SEE THIS WHY YOU NO GF YOU DESERVE TO BEE ALONE YOU STUCK UP VIRGIN NERD LOSER STOP BEING PICKY
lel
>she aready has kidsnormieshits mad they can't systematically cuck me
>>29614891
bump
did i make the right choice famms
>>29614891
No. You need to score some pussy. Live a little.>>29615619
maybe she sucks dick like mad, but you'll never know sadly
>>29615619
Of course you made the right decision
Don't let Normies shame you into shacking up with a single mom
Bullying single guys into dating ugly/awful/single mother women is a thing normies do all the time, trust me on this
You gotta just tell them to fuck off
Fembots:
how angry would you be if you found out a guy you're dating has been bringing a condom on every date ?
*you two aren't having sex yet, but he has been secretly keeping a sealed condom in his pocket every time you two go out in cause you two have sex
I wouldn't care that much, but some girls might be insulted by it, like "you think I'm that easy to get in bed?"
Women get upset over that?
Bitches please
Why would a woman be insulted. If anything that shows responsibility because you don't want to get them knocked up or spread diseases.
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