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How do fembots masturbate?
Just your hands or do you use toys?
>>29605958
That vagina is literally perfect.
My mood affects the way I masterbate. If I'm tired but still want to masterbate I use toys because it's quicker and easier.
If I'm not tired and want a longer masterbation session I use my hands.
>>29606045
This isn't helpful at all.
>>29606054
She literally answered the question.
Anyone else pseudo suicidal? Like I'm not stashing meds or buying rope for the big night. But I starve myself, drinks litres of alcohol and smoke a packet or two a day just waiting for it to all catch up.
Someone at work said to me yesterday "Anon don't you know smoking that much will kill you one day" I was just like yep... Can't wait.
I'm not actively doing it but I'm looking forward to the day.
Life is worse than death, but not intolerably so.
>>29605253
That's just called being depressed desu
>>29605323
Not necessarily, we don't know what happens in death.
Yeah... That's me just waiting sometimes I'll walk into an open road with cars, they always break.. Never mind maybe next time.
Name a more autistic hobby
Shit posting on 4chan all day
Lock picking
Watching seasonal anime.
ITT: Your High School Experience(s)
I had a I started that was on high school experiences. I think it's archived. It's kinda long so I'll just screenshot it in parts.
Good until I said bye to all of my friends the night after prom, and never talked to them ever again
Pretty uneventful :((
Mods, don't delete this Thread, Robots have played tons of video games before.
Does anyone want to play WoW with me? I haven't played since around 2013, and seeing the movie got me excited to play it again.
>>29598867
not a mod but I am pretty sure threads like this are fine OP, there's tons of threads about steam and also WoW is anonymous, it's not like you are asking to meet up and play
is it actually worth it to still play OP? I thought WoW died a while back
>can't fit in a guild
>so can't enjoy high end content
awesome
>>29598980
You'd be surprised, I got banned for asking if anyone wanted to play Animal Crossing with me, and yet I'm the one who started the original Terraria, Advance Wars, and Tabletop Simulator Threads. And I have no idea, my knowledge of WoW consists of having fun for about 20 Levels and losing interest. The last character I played as was a qt Gnome Warlock, who was based on my oneitis at the time. I even wrote cringy fan-fictions about her in order to have even more fun, but they have since been deleted from the Interent and my Harddrive.
All guys treat me like shit, anon.
>>29598767
We get the love that we deserve
Time to look at your backlog.
>>29598767
You look cute
Whats bothering you ?
>Hello everyone this is....running on empty............FOOD REVIEW.
But in all seriousness I'd love to spend a day chilling with Reviewbrah, he seems so chill. Also I'm a glutton so I kind of get jealous when he goes out and buys all that delicious fast food, he has no job but somehow he has money to go out and buy fast food items all the time.
Also he is pretty skinny for how unhealthy he eats, guess it's genetics, or he has a fast metabolism.
>>29598628
Anyone else like how he says "food review" at the beginning of his videos?
fewwwwwwwd review!
I love how he says "food review."
His little quirks crack me up.
ITT we talk about weird shit that happend at your high school
some girl fell on a bar with her pussy first and had to get a operation done on her pussy
god i miss those days
>I used to go to school
>where they let the kids from Detroit start coming in
>and it was open district
>and they brought 9mm pistols to school one day
>and showed me at lunch
MORE HIGH SCHOOL STORIES
We all got drunk and everybody got naked before in the hot tub
>>29596540
>This was also the same year as 9/11
>and we even had an ex Detroit cop as our hall monitor
>and some really ghetto shit happened when nobody was looking all the time.
Kid jacked off in the bathroom.
Which one would you choose, robots?Where my XM bros at
>>29595898
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>>29595898
XM disciple here. My comrade, we must use our power to understand the true reason behind this world.
Amlia masterrace reporting in
>>29595962
(You) mad hes stealing your (You)s?
Write a letter thread. To someone or anyone. Include initials if desired
>>29595473
dear op
you are a fag
love
J
Dear any /robot/
Be my BF
I NEED A BF
Anon
Karma Police,
Arrest this man! He talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge. He's like a detuned radio.
Alosa
7 days till my holiday edition
>playing iron banner
>malok's grasp
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29595279
shit thread tbqh you should post some tits to make up for it
So how do you anons plan on getting out of your rut?
>Finish my online course
>Pass driving test in April
>Try and get a second date with a girl I didn't really feel a connection with but would take to end the loneliness
>Get a higher paying job
I've got too much shit going on this year, to many life tests which I could easily fail.Just feels like I am being left behind but I can't seem to catch up.
Post 10/10 cuties
Requesting some Crispy for my collection
who /getsurgestohurtcutegirls/ here?
>>29592370
Here's a Crispy
When I see cute girls, I feel envy not love. I wish I could be a cute girl, which is degenerate since i'm male.
How can I get into shape?tired of being skinny fat. Pic related.
fuck off you fucking normie this instant
is this one of those social engineering threads
>>29615302
Oh boy, there he is!
How do I make female friends? I'm 26 and with close to zero exposure to the opposite sex in any way, and I think i should get some since it's so bad I fall for girls based on what they have written on their post, it's far beyond getting a crush on every cashier who smiles at you.
So if I eventually manage to get some how the heck can I avoid from crushing over them since the moment anything female shows me any kind of attention that's not negative I end up imagining our life together and would give her my kidney to make her smile.
Write a letter to santa?
>>29615074
Chat with them here and on Omegle.
You'll learn that they're a bunch of dumb geese and that every positive thought you've had about women comes due to false representations of them by males.
Just like the goddess of wisdom, Athena, was invented by males, so are all women with a shit. Every woman is a terrible disappointment.
>>29615074
you don't
women aren't capable of something like mutual friendship
Why does it seem like the Internet (leddit, 4chan, etc) is 80% or more male? What the fuck are females doing with their time? Do they hate anonymous forums because they can't play the woman card?
>>29614777
Women just have different tastes.
what part of the internet anon, facebook, mumsnet?
>>29614777
Women propel social media platforms like Facebook, where they can compete with each other.
Men propel intellectual platforms like message boards, where they can discuss ideas.
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