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Are those with Avoidant Personality Disorder the most likely out of all the personality disorders to be abusive?
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>>29614259
I have it and I'm not abusive

I have it because I were abused. I'm unlikely to abuse because it dosent fucking feel good and the result is weak bitches like myself

If you abuse others and you're reading this pls stop
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>>29614307
You weren't abused enough, attention seeking tramp.
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>>29614259
Uhhhh fuck no? Not at all. Completely the opposite.
There are two dozen personality disorders.
Why would you think the most reclusive, skittish one would be abusive?

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Can we get an ideal wife thread? Pic very related. Anyone got a name?
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My name's Tim.
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I'll never cuddle with her and bury my face in her afro.
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>>29614232
>ideal wife
all i see is a bunch of make up and a fake smile

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>Sad song comes on the radio
>Start crying while driving

Why are they allowed to play Hurt on the radio?
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Lol what station were you listening to? Never heard of a station that plays NIN, that's fuckin tight
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>>29614227
hurt from johnny cash?

saddest song ever
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>>29615587
its a cover of the NIN song, but you are not wrong

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Hey guy let's talk about how you got you're nickname and the shit you had to deal with because of it. I'll start. This gonna be long so I'll put in two parts.
Part 1/2
>Be me.
>Be in HS.
>Friends start unironucally talking about their dick size.
>One looks at me and since I'm usually quiet and don't personally add to discussions asks me what mine is.
>Tell him the truth (20cm).
>Everyone starts laughing.
>Feels bad but I feel like I can salvage this.
>I say "but it's true".
>Friends laugh even harder telling me its impossible.
>Realize I just fucked up.
>Try to ignore them till school ends that day.
>Next day get to math class.
>Hear whispers behind me.
>See 2 decently looking girls talking about something and looking at me.
>Think that today must be my lucky day.
>Bell rings, I get out of the classroom.
>See a few classmates talking. about something and laughing.
>Curious so I go check out.
>One sees me and immediately yells ironically "yo twenty".
>I jokingly respond "what do you mean?"
>He starts laughing even harder.
>Suddenly realize that my 'friends' spilled the beans.
>Try to change the subject.
>Fail horribly.
>Feel like shit.
>Bell rings get to class.
>Teacher is late.
>Out of nowhere one classmate shouts "so anon how is your twenty centimeter doing".
>Everyone starts laughing and talking about my dick.
>Shit gets out of control.
>5min later teacher still not there.
>Class is loud as fuck throwing around dick jokes every 10 seconds.
>People start saying that I probably have a micro penis.
>Girls start laughing.
>One decides to stand up and is about to say something.
>Feel like I might just get white knighted by girl.
>Don't care.
>She says " cmon guys stop he was probably just saying it to get attention".
>Shit backfires.
>Everyone starts loosing their shit.
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>>29614221
Part 2/2
>Teacher finally comes.
>Thank god.
>Think that others will stop talking.
>Wrong.
>Teacher tries to calm them down and asks them what happened.
>Feel like offing myself.
>A few say "ask anon".
>He asks me.
>Say " I didn't do anything" while barely keeping my shit together.
>One classmate says "ask him about 'twenty' ".
>Teacher responds "what do you mean?".
>Kid starts laughing and doesn't fully tell him.
>Teacher realizes and tries to ignore it.
>Start loosing will to live.
>Teacher tries to go on with the lesson but keeps getting interrupted whit dick jokes with the number 20 in every question he asks the class.
>Make it trough class.
>Stop talking to everyone the whole day.
>Next day get to school.
>Hear students who I don't know laughing at me from a distance.
>Realize that this shit has spread.
>Try not to care as much as possible.
>See my friends in the hallway talking.
>Preparing for the worst I ask them "what's up?".
>They start laughing.
>Try to change the subject.
>Ignored.
>They keep making more and more dick jokes with less restraints.
>Get to class everyone still talking about my dick, still laughing, still answering the teachers question's the same way.
>This goes on for 2 months.
>At this point more than half of the school and teachers know about my 'story'.
>Still trying to convince people I'm not lying
>They never believe me.
>A few more months go by and everything calms down.
To this day everyone keeps calling me 'twenty' and thinking I have a micropenis. So what about you guys?
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>>29614244

Solution? "Accidentally" leak a dick pic or show your dick (shower, pool) to someone you know will instantly gossip and confirm you were telling the truth all those years. Best bets is a gay guy. Less judgy, and more likely to spread it around his gal pals who'll maybe want to see your "twenty" for themselves. Turn it to your advantage.
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a centimeter is like ~0.39 inches mate

1.8 + 6.0 = 7.8

So that means your penis is almost 8 inches long.

The chads you are talking to are retarded if they cant do a simple conversion like that.

Ever had a girl liking you? Was she ugly? Was she shy?
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Girl 1 was a popular, outgoing cheerleader type. She liked me, but not enough to date me. I fell a lot deeper for her than she ever did for me.
Girl 2 was pretty much the hottest girl ever, but I was still pursuing Girl 1 and she lost interest during that time.
Girl 3 liked me a lot but already had a boyfriend.
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I had a very small group of friends in high school, mostly girls. Apparently most of them were into me for one reason or another.
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>>29614145
her entire personality was just sex.

>always look angry and frustrated

How do I stop?
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>>29614116
be less ugly
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>>29614116
Stop being so frustrated/angry
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by killing yourself

original criticism

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>tfw extremely attracted to my mom
How do I stop having these feelings?
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My only answer is for you to kill yourself.
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>>29614233
easiest solution imo too
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>>29614041
she must be hot
any pics to share?
what about the hidden cam trick? upload some movies to us, senpai

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Are you hugless too /r9k/?
Just think of how doomed we really are, forget about healthy relationships romance, sweet kisses and sex

Here are some beneficial effects hugs give you
>Hugs can instantly boost oxytocin levels, which heal feelings of loneliness, isolation, and anger.

>Hugs are so much like meditation and laughter. They teach us to let go and be present in the moment.
Hugs balance out the nervous system. The galvanic skin response of someone receiving and giving a hug shows a change in skin conductance. The effect in moisture and electricity in the skin suggests a more balanced state in the nervous system - parasympathetic.

>Hugging relaxes muscles. Hugs release tension in the body. Hugs can take away pain; they soothe aches by increasing circulation into the soft tissues.
>Hugging boosts self-esteem. From the time we're born our family's touch shows us that we're loved and special.

Think about how normies casually give hugs, think of it like that is part of the reason why they get far in life

I really never knew, never felt a hug
:( i never really had a chance in life 26 year old no hug ? This is absolutely pathetic
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I would hug you anon.
This one time in high school this short girl with big boobs randomly walked up to me and hugged me, what did she mean by this? Otherwise not much hugs going on besides from my mom.
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>>29614140
Hold on to your mom anon, you don't realize the small stuff but on a micro level that hug might save you
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>>29614024
Ya know, there's probably a reason that nobody hugs you. I mean like theres a reason they're normal and you're not and that the reason for that is probably also the reason nobody wants to hug you

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>mommy comes back from the grocery shopping
>didn't buy me cigarettes

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>he smokes in 2016
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Good, smoking is bad for your lungs.
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I'm stealing mum's money and buying them by myself.

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I just lost my dog this morning. My dog was my only friend, and now, she's gone.

I'm feeling so dead inside me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOa1YRB_yvo
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I lost my mom and sister last night. Most traumatic experience of my life.
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go to the doggo store and get another one exactly like her
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>>29613817
Buy a cat. They are better than dogs anyway.

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OHAYOU /R9K/!!!

TODAY I HAVE MY LAST DAY OF WORK FOR THE WEEK!!! I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO STAY UP TO DATE ON STEAM AND SHILL MORE GAMES!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
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>>29613815
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

Forcing myself to eat some food, even though it feels utterly pointless and I hate my life.
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>>29613815
Still have 16 hours left to work this week. I don't wanna go but I need moneys. At least I have 3 days off this weekend +half day on Friday
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>>29613815

OHAYOU EVERYWAN!!!!!!

I'VE BEEN BORED ALL DAY BUT BEEN KEEPING MYSELF BUSY!!!!!!!

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Tell me /r9k/ do you have social anxiety?

post your results.

https://socialanxietyinstitute.org/test-social-anxiety-disorder-find-out-if-you-suffer-social-phobia
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Probably explains my extreme avoidance of leaving my house.
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30, guess i'm lucky in that regard. Guess there gotta be some part of me left that the depression and borderline can abuse.
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>>29613761
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Enough to get a diagnosis according to the website.

Post your draws. We'll give you feedback without being d/ic/ks.
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Rate my magical girl.
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>>29613890
She needs a face.
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>>29613920
Besides the face, though, how is it?

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Nedervoel draad! Omdat de vorige best wel goed gelukt was.

Waar zijn mn Deventerbots?
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Nederbots ik heb hulp nodig.
Waarschijnlijk word ik binnenkort uit huis getrapt voor de tweede en laatste keer (eenmaal toen ik nog bij mij moeder woonde, en nu bij mijn vader).
Ik bots zo ontzettend veel met mijn ouders dat ik niet meer thuis kan wonen. Als ik nu uit huis word gezet heb ik nergens om heen te gaan.

Nou heb ik wel een baan, maar dat is een lullig dingetje met een 0 uren contract, waarmee ik 400-600 in de maand verdien afhankelijk van het seizoen.

Wat moet ik doen als ik dakloos ben? Waar moet ik heen? Welke dingen kan ik nu al voorbereiden

tl;dr going to be homeless soon
what do
pls halp
i'm painfully depressed but i don't want to die yet
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>>29613857
geen idee

werk zoeken?

hoe oud ben je?

ik had altijd wajong maar moet nu werken (ben autistisch)

groetjes
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Ik wil op de grond gaan liggen en doodgaan. Mijn vriendin is doorgedraaid en bezig om zichzelf langzaam kapot te maken. De stress nekt me maar ik kan haar niet loslaten.

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>Do you like my hair anon?

Your response?
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>>29613566
To be honest, desu famalam, it looks cool.
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You've got the same hair as James Clayton
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your roastie tricks don't work on me you fucking bitch

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