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>just got an interview for a call center
>I'm an immigrant and my english isn't that great
>I stutter when I'm stressed
So am I gonna get the job?
>>29612052
Ask the employer or wait until they tell you. Stop asking 4chan for "advice". A lot of the people here are idiots.
>>29612052
Kill yourself you brown piece of shit
Depends if you'll also need the language you're fluent with at your workplace.
I work in a call center and we had a few people from foreign countries not being fluent in English. The only bigger deal was that they needed more time completing a call. As long as you can do that you're cool. It also depends if you're stupid or not. From my experience employers rather hire the smart foreigner than braindead retards as they tend to work harder.
Was sup with that
>>29612032
He is actually a really cool guy
Some friends of me talked to him a lot and even made a video
you'll cowards don't even
>>29612042
I heard he's in real estate and doing okay
>>29612046
smoke crack
"The only dream I ever have. The surface of the sun. Every time I shut my eyes, its always the same."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXVzg2PiZw
>>29612018
Good music Anon
>>29612018
Bad movie Anon
>>29612018
Great movie
>>29612451
Shit taste faggot
First impression of me /r9k/?
No hater comments
You look like a mentally ill pervert tbqhwy family
Very manly crossdresser
What gender even are you?
>inb4 tumblr bullshit
So, how do you robots deal with anxiety on public transport?
Just be yourself my dude
Works 4 me
>>29612000
By not using it
>tfw shaking and sweating like crazy
>>29612000
Have to use it everyday and I basically just look at my phone or out the window.
How to trick a girl into installing an app on their phone?
What kind of app would a girl really want to download onto their phone, so much that they aren't suspicious, nor are they so disinterested that they don't do it?
Please help, there's stuff in it for you too if you can think of something.
One that has normie things or attractive men. Some kind of social media or photo sharing thing.
>>29611997
This is a great place to ask that, we know so much about women, especially normies/stacies
One that predicts how many likes a photo gets on instagram
Tfw you're dying
>Get scratched by pet cat
>accidentally drink 100ml clozapine for the first time a few days later
>play some vidya
>3 hours later I feel weak, hot, can't think straight
>spend the next 2 days sleeping, can't talk, can't walk
>another 2 days in bed, IV flushes. Still weak af, can't focus.
>college exams in 2 days. Mrw not sure if clozapine overdose or rabies from the cat.
>cat is fine, but still scared as my throat feels clogged and still weak/numb. Better than 2 days ago though.
I'm fucked. Should I kill myself or let probable rabies kill me slowly?
>>29611976
Maybe call the doctor?
Clozpine can lower white blood cell counts to fatal levels. Go to the fucking doctor you retard
>live in a shitty country
>nearest doctor a few dozen miles away
>doctor overdosed me on clozapine in the first place
I'd rather die than trust these idiots. I'm just hoping that since I'm getting better it must be the overdose and not rabies. Symptoms are similar but no hydrophobia or lack of apetite yet.
Well, I'm still fucked for the exams. There goes years worth of studying down the drain.
ITT your favorite stuff to cook from home
how easy is it to make this stuff? my friends mom used to make it for us all the time but she died.
>>29611954
I make pancakes about once a week. Here's the recipe
140 grams self raising flower
175ml milk
1 egg
Some sugar
Some vanilla extract
Some cinnamon
Some golden syrup to pour on
1. Mix flour, sugar and cinnamon
2. Beat egg into milk
3. Mix egg-milk into flour-sugar-cinnamon
4. Fry on low heat
They taste amazing.
>>29611974
Literally just pop it in the oven, wait 25 minutes, and it's ready
Gotta cook it in the oven though, no microwave. They come raw
How are my berniebros holding up?
>>29611927
Literally who?
Robot says noooo
He was the hero America needed. Now they're left with Not Trump and Not Hillary.
>>29611984
>>29611927
Bernie voters are dumb. Bernie is economically illiterate and could never be taken seriously as a commander-in-chief.
Ted Cruz was the best candidate.
>match with qt girl on shitinder
>message "hey, whats up?"
>"uh nm ty"
what the fuck are you supposed to say next?
>>29611923
msg: i said hi, not suck my dick
>"uh nm ty"
"Are you having a stroke?"
can't be muckin about on tinder
who is this? plz help.
>>29611912
Its remi.
Ur mum lmao
>>29611933
thanks friend. got my dick out ready to jerk off now thanks to you.
>have to get a package
>and deal with a drug addict who might steal the package
What's in the package?
>>29611829
another package
is your skin brown?
Any robots here go to comic cons/conventions?
Do you guys dress up? What events do you do there? Tell me about your overall experiences.
>>29611789
I'm a Chad and I only go to get grills
Been to furry cons.
I think about suicide daily
>>29611810
Comic con one night stand hookups don't happen my friend
>Hey anon your biceps are so big can I feel them. Have you been working out.
>Sorry, I don't like being touched
This is what my cousin said to me and I sperged out.
I have a cousin who is the same age as me 22, we are not related since she was adopted from russia when she was 4. She keeps texting me about movies, because she knows I love movies. Whenever I see her she says that we should go see a movie together sometime, she want's to see the lobster this weekend, should I go?
>pic is not her
HOLY SHIT YOU RETARD
JUST GO
Worst: you see a cool movie
Best: you get a cheeky bj
>>29611775
Have fun with your "movies" OP
Anyone seen any good films lately?
>>29611775
She wants your yummy cummies.
>"theres someone for everyone just be patient :)"
>Just go up to her and say Hi. So easy
>>29611772
>>29611822
> Just stay in your room all the time and never interact with anyone besides your mom
Yeah i'm sure that's working wonderfully for you.
>>29611913
>Just post about nothing on the internet
Your parents must be so proud
