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Who /irregular sleep schedule/ here? I mostly sleep two 4 hrs sleeps a day, sometimes 3/3hr. But sometimes I sleep 14 hrs straight, or just 6 hrs, dunno. I just go to sleep when I'm sleepy, I have no set schedule at all.
It's currently 6:10 am here and I haven't slept since yesterday morning. I probably wont sleep until later tonight either.
In an ideal situation id be able to grow some weed plants and smoke some to help me sleep. But a bunch of suit dummies have decided to make a plant illegal so I'll just suffer until I kill myself. Its funny because they made it illegal so I could be a harder working citizen and participate in society. But i will not do either for them. Im a free man and I will not sell hours of my life for $15 at a time. So I will lay awake and suffer and sleep when I can and eat when I can and on the off chance I get something to help with my mood or sleep I will take it. And one day when I am really tired of this whole world I will go for an eternal sleep and be rid of this suffering stupid place.
im tired
>>29608225
Does really weed help with sleep.?
>>29607672
Sounds like you've got a legitimate sleeping disorder. Ever been to see a doctor about it?
>>29608225
Gonna be legalized, or at least decriminalized, sooner or later.
>tfw you get an erection when you hug your mom
Why do you have to be so cute, mom..
you have to post a pic of your mom after making a post as cute as that
>tfw your mom never hugs you
why do you have to be so cruel mom...
>>29607775
This, who else /mommy issues/ here
Haven't seen any /cyberslut/ threads in a few days.. poor robots, don't you want to cum? Give all of it to me, so sticky and warm~
other sluts are welcome, we can help out the poor horny anons together!
>>29607612
Bump for when I recharge later, u sluts can wait.
>>29607612
No one wants to get off?
Can I suckle on your tits?
Why will a few tears turn into inexhaustible bawling the moment someone touches you? Should it not make you cry less?
>>29607591
Youre holding back to show you are not weak.
The moment someone hugs you etc you feel.safe and secure enough to let your guard down.
>>29607591
It's an "i need help signal". You are holding it back originally. But when someone touch you you realize you are dependant and let off a dependant signal as a survival mechanism
>>29607621
>>29607652
It doesn't seem very helpful because I will honestly not stop crying if they do not stop comforting me first. Leading to a very bored and angry white knight.
>girl asks if you ever shower
>>29607562
>she fell for the hygiene jew
>>29607562
Thanks for the kek, anon.
But you should sort out your shit if it's enough to make people comment
>>29607562
Then maybe you should stop being filthy cunt and shower daily.
/r9k/ insecurities general
>group of people laughing
>worry that they're laughing at you
>voices in my head laughing
>worried that they are laughing at me
>>29607558
>get paired with girl in class
>you can see her visibly sigh in disappointment
s-sorry
I didn't mean to be so shit
>>29607558
>Asymmetrical face
>Right side looks way better then left
>Always conscious of which side people are seeing
>Always try to make sure to position myself so that attractive girls see my right side more than my left
Life is Hell
>ate spicy food and got some on my hands
>mfw fapping 5 minutes later
holy fuck do NOT make this mistake
>>29607550
It hurts, but it hurts good right?
You know some people are into this.
>>29607550
I feel you pain familia
>work for a personal chef
>prepping ghost pepper and habanero for a dish a rich guy request.
>2 hours later get home jump in the shower
>get soap in eye while jerking it
>rub eye with other hand
>eye burning so bad i cant open it
>dick catches fire
>>29607777
nice lucky quads famalam
Its almoat 5:30am here. Heading to work, some of ypu are probably heading to sleep. Enough time for a chat before we switch shifts.
Sounds horrible OP. I'm imagining the cold dark morning wind now while cycling to work to put in an 8 hour shift at the factory.
Never again.
>Labouring for a system that destroyed my life
>2016
>>29607571
>>29607571
Reminds me when i had to cycle to highschool in ohio. Bitter -2 degree winters.
Have any of you guys been personally fucked over by normies? I know everyone here hates them but have they ever specifically targeted you and fucked you over? I'll start.
>Be in high school senior year English class
>always sit alone, the chick next to me occasionally talks to me but aside from that I'm always alone
>Teacher usually likes my papers
>mind my own buisness, get in, do my work, then leave
>she assigns an essay
>end up procrastinating and cheating on it by rewording it
>put my paper through multiple plagirism checkers and nothing comes up
>hope teacher doesn't catch it
>she doesn't
>think I'm home free
>next day teacher reads my paper to the whole class (in every period so multiple times throughout the day) and tells everyone how awesome I am
>feel kinda guilty
>lots of people get angry at me because I'm getting lots of praise
>they start talking shit about me on facebook (I don't have one but one of my few friends told me)
>One girl who was always nice to me found out I cheated
>told the whole class online
>they all decide that they're going to go up to the teacher and tell them I cheated even though many of them cheated themselves
>no one defends me
>literally have an entire class of people that I've never met talking shit about me and conspiring to fuck me over
>they rat me out the next day even though my cheating had no effect on them
>get multiple detentions, my grade gets fucked up, no one says anything except for the teachers pets who talk to each other about "integrity"
>teacher tells me herself that they're all whiny bitches and that they were just jealous of my grade
>everyone talks about me for another week or two
That was probably one of the worst experiences of my high school life. I just wanted to be left alone. How about you guys?
>>29607523
Normies are the devil
I guess I've been called out a few times by people for being robot/cyborg but never anything crazy. The worst they do is just the passive shit like ignoring me or feeling superior
Sometimes i think normies are just insecure. I go about my life harming no-one at school, there is no reason someone wouldn't like me except if they were jealous of my intelligence (some were). But still, some people feel the need to get on my nerves.
I just want to be left alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgT4sjRiLAY
>tfw my boyfriend calls me mommy
<3
>tfw no younger bf who calls me mommy
>>29607445
>>tfw no younger bf who calls me mommy
choose me RIGHT NOW or I am gonna fucking scream and start breaking plates
>tfw my bf calls me mammy
Who /mischief/ here?
>Visit Polish shop
>Tell shop owner I voted remain
>Ask her how her day is going
>She says she is worried about the future
>I tell her not to worry, we don't even leave the EU until 2018
>Leave the shop (as well as the EU :^) )
>Come back that night
>Spray "Polski kurwa #Brexit" on her window
>>29607373
>tell muslims.i respect them and that they are doing a good deed with theor loxal collage for islamic kids.
>when thwy go to pray i petrol bomb their car and spray fuxk islam on thw wall.
>>29607498
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This isn't an original comment.
>say good afternoon to the cleaning lady at work on my way home
>mfw I don't think she will have a good afternoon because I left a big greasy unflushed shit for her to clean up
>on the computer doing the usual
>get skype message from friend's ex-gf
>it's mostly gibberish
>"wut"
>"whoops sorry that was an accident haha"
>she goes offline
has anything odd happened to any anons tonight?
>>29607359
I woke up with a sore ass and the runs.
>>29607359
Yep
>Just sitting on the computer shitposting
>Decide to have some tea
>Walk into kitchen
>Open jar that I keep tea bags in
>It's empty
>Lights go dim
>Hear laughing behind me
>Turn around
>An old man in a waiters uniform is standing there laughing at me
>He's holding the tea bags in both hands held together in a bowl shape
>He says "You don't need these, do you?"
>He starts laughing and wheezing really hard
>He breaks out into a coughing fit and drops all the tea
>He slowly shuffles away and the lights come back on
>I remember I already made tea earlier
>Go back to shitposting
It was pretty strange desu
>>29607564
Very spooky and odd. I wonder what it meant?
Recently I started rewatching this show after years.It's even better now
>>29607358
Just like the Simpsons, that used to be so dull but the jokes make more sense now that I'm older.
>>29607358
Im literally doing that right now. Watching the episode where they plan to skip school. This show is the best fucking. Watching this show with a bowl of cereal and milk is the way to go
>we will never have quality cartoons like this again
Feels bad, man. Feels real bad.
>your Dad's gonna die one day
Hope it's soon tbqh
>You're going to have to give the speech
He died not too long ago
Anybody here is also low iq. I have borderline intellectual functioning so im neet .i get free bucks. My iq was 79 so its not that bad but i have trouble doing things, i could never get a girlfriend becuase all girls hate dumb men. Anybody also know people like me or have my condition?
>>29607337
>79
>not that bad
Good lord what is it like inside of your head?
What do you think about?
>not that bad
Dude you're legally retarded.
>>29607508
>>29607482
Legally retarded is sub-70
t. not OP
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