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Everyone on this board seems to be stressed out about life. I say it's time to grab a cup of coffee, sit back and get comfy.
>>29603571
origami pastrami 1
>>29603571
origami pastrami 2
>>29603571
origami pastrami 3
>have a $4,000 high end custom deskptop PC with SLi 1080s
>mfw don't even play video games
Having disposable income is great, you guys should try it sometime.
>>29603565
Now we wait 20 years and see how you can keep that money coming when your parents die assuming you don't get put in the will becuase your parents know you are an entitled little shit
>>29603729
>28 years old
>entitled little shit
that's my own money from providing goods and services to other humans
but yes, mommy and daddy have a few million left for me.
>>29603872
good on ya m8
at least you work for it and aren't handed everything like these NEETS
Just found out my average shy weeb girlfriend I dated for 2 years without ever having sex despite being devoted to her slept with like 3 dudes (objectively uglier, poorer and more douchebag than me too) in the weeks after after we broke up a few years ago. She always said she was scared of doing it with me.
Why...
>>29603563
Her personal fuckups. I wouldn't worry about it, take your lessons with you into your next relationship.
>>29603563
Because you were "devoted to her."
It's low test. When you broke up she was at an insecure point and needed validation. So she fucked around.
But you made the mistake of being a beta for those two years you were with her. If you had have proven yourself you could have fucked that pussy every night.
Don't be weak. Don't be a provider. Don't be "devoted."
Now you know for the future.
>>29603563
Pretty sure she fucked other guys while you were dating too. Girls don't go for 2 years without sex in the west...
Just need someone to love me because I'm desperate and need to be reassured that I have worth. So please tell me I'm pretty. Help me R9k :^)
>>29603559
I'm sure you're pretty. The girl in your picture is nice too.
>>29603559
You look pretty. I would bring you to dinner with my parents so they can meet you.
>>29603573
>The girl in your picture is nice too
she is?
Yo /r9k/, this is Mr. Worldwide.
This for anybody going through tough times. Believe me, been there, done that. But everyday above ground is a great day, remember that.
MISTAH WORLWIE
>>29603548
DALE
ALED
LEDA
EDAL
>>29603548
OOOOH GIMME THE TIME OF MAH LIFE
my oneitis of 10 years's husband is out of state for the whole summer what should I take her out to do?
We already go grocery shopping and make dinner/watch a movie every week and I enjoy people thinking we're a couple
>>29603532
>We already go grocery shopping and make dinner/watch a movie every week
lmao you are cucking this other dude hard. You have to go in for the kill this summer
>>29603727
I have no idea if she tells him about it or not
I forgot to mention that their first anniversary was last week and I had champagne with her since he's away but didn't try anything
If everything in the movie theatre is trash and she's bar shy what else can I take her to?
>>29603532
>>29603727
He's not cucking her, are you fucking stupid?
>grocery shopping
>make dinner / watch a movie
She's molded him into her "gay best friend." Watch OP try to pull some shit and her swat it directly out of the court.
OP, you're playing with fire. I highly doubt she has interest in you. She's using you as an emotional tampon while her husband is away. Although, you would be able to tell if she does like you if you get a girlfriend and she gets butt mad or jealous about it.
I just had the startling realisation that I will die a virgin.
I never really even cared before, virginity and relationships don't especially interest me. But for some reason when it occurred to me just then it made me very sad, like I'm missing something very important in life.
Anyone experienced a similar feeling? The sudden and maybe crushing realisation that your hope is a lie and you WILL die a virgin?
I guess it's not even so much the virginity that is depressing me, it's that I will never experience love or any intimacy either.
An orgasm I can do fine by myself.
Well at least I'll have some brownie points in the afterlife
>>29603539
This more so. I've gotten closer friends lately so at least I'm not entirely without some sort of companionship
>tfw oneitis is sending you mixed messages
DAMMIT HOE JUST LEVEL WITH ME
>oneitis talks to you
Quit bitching you ungrateful nigger.
>haven't spoken out loud in two weeks
>just sit in my room playing a djembe all day
Meanwhile you have a chance with a girl, so be grateful
DON'T have a oneitis you doofus. They sense it and they take advantage of it. Always be working on multiple girls at any given time.
What was the last you googled? No cheating.
My last search was "thick anime".
probably some variation of "tumblr girls piss"
>tfw falling down the tumblr fetish links rabbit hole
>>29603469
Mine was "Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!"
I was curious about what it meant because the dwarf shouts it so much in war in the north
Lymphoma vs leukaemia.
It's a sad day
>tfw 4chan turned me gay
>not alone anymore
you know what, it was a good thing thanks
>>29603457
>girls should date girls
Those poor souls
A relationship with one woman is trouble enough, two woman in a relationship is cruel and unusual punishment.
>>29603524
have you ever heard of lesbian bed death?
what you said is actually true, they murder eachother alot
>>29603457
>tfw 4chan turned me gay
>tfw I'm still alone and always will be
No happy ending for robots
>tfw no cinephile gf
someone pls correct this
pls (originalo commento)
>no gf with good taste in music
>>29603562
Face it anon, every girl he a shitty taste in music. They only use bands as a status symbol and could give a shit about actual music.
Well, this was certainly a hard fought battle robots
But meme magic reigns supreme
you're all that is wrong and horrible in this world
>>29603450
thanks for the encouragement friendo
>>29603419
Remember, you get one free name change in the game, put it to good use
So what is r9ks opinion on the ramifications of brexit? Would also like to ask some britfags their opinion.
>>29603381
it's pretty unlikely that we'll see the real effects of brexit until a couple years from now
all effects so far are really more a result of panic than anything else
i don't think it was a bad decision, just that strong arming the EU to stop pushing such far-left policies would have been better
I have none. I was still a kissless virgin at the time of the exit, and I still am.
>>29603381
It's pretty great ngl.
All the brainwashed cryptofascist progressives are going to start another class war, and corbyn is going to end up as head of the socialist workers party when the smoke and blood clears.
Exciting time to be alive. Can't wait to bag some toffs when sir nige gets us r guns back.
Your nicknames, guys. What are they?
>>29603359
The Iceman, my cousin said I look like the actor. Also Sparkles cause my Uncle said I look like the guy in Twilight.
My only nickname personally is "Lucid"
Won't get into why, since it's kind of boring, but hey.
>>29603359
In Junior High I was known as "The errand boy."
>get a phone call from Burger King
>"Is this anon?"
>"Yes"
>"Are you able to to come in for an interview tomorrow?"
>"A-actually, no. I'm on v-vacation.."
>"Oh. Well we'll call you back in 2 weeks!"
I'm not even on vacation. I've just been sitting in my room watching anime this whole summer. What am I supposed to do when they call back in 2 weeks? Having a job scares me.
>>29603347
>What am I supposed to do when they call back in 2 weeks?
don't worry. they won't.
>>29603347
At least places you apply to call you back, YOU FAGGOT YOU LITTLE FAGGOT YOU LITTLE STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29603347
Get drunk and do your shit job.
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