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This is your average female.
Pretty funny imo
>>29601018
Where is the lie tho
also i kno one of the commenters lol
>>29601052
You think those guys wouldn't give them good sex?
how do I get a tall gf if I'm a 172cm manlet?
>>29601002
I'm also 18
when do people typically stop growing?both of my brothers are taller than me
>>29601002
Only ask out tall chicks. You'll get rejected but not every time. It's a numbers game.
Heh. 172 cm
Anyways, if a girl is over around the 6ft range and over, she is actually less sexually attractive. Unless if she lives in the Netherlands where its pretty common for women to be that tall. If you don't live in the Netherlands you should probably just remember that these girls are likely to be self conscious about their heights and if I were you (thank god I'm not) I would try to do the same thing you would with any other girl but to make them feel more comfortable around you. The last thing you want to make clear is "there is a height difference between you and me and this will be a source of awkwardness between the two of us". Hopefully this makes sense.
Who /snitch/ here?
>It's June 28th
>10pm
>Fireworks go off
>Highly illegal in my state
>Call the police immediately
>They're confiscating the rest now
This is such a rush, feel like a man right now!!
You're there to call about illegal fireworks but not about the domestic disturbance call that implicates the owners of the house being guilty rather than their lazy as fuck kid?
>>29601031
What are you talking about ,idiot? Never post in my thread again.
>>29601092
OP is actually a faggot.
>tfw literally have no idea how people manage to get gfs
i cant even manage to fathom how to communicate in a way to suggest attraction or conversely understand how a girl is expressing attraction?
>>29600982
You just have to watch for their signals as well as be yourself, OP :^)
>girl at work asks me if I want to be her boyfriend
>I say yeah ok
I have no idea how dating or flirting works either t.b.h
>>29601075
being autistic hasnt helped yet...
>>29601083
what took place to get to that point?
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Post yours, robots.
I don't have the numbers. Didn't really think it would be that important.
I'm honestly surprised because the docs and school psychologists have been saying since 1997 that it was Asperger's. Last year, a different psych said that I'm just a complex individual and indirectly told me to go with my gut feeling. I gotta get a copy of my MMPI 2 test from him.
t. 23 y/o in 2 months
I can only do one thing. Please do not bother me and just let me do my thing.
>>29601101
Same exact place on the political compass as this guy
INFJ
Won't bother with the rest, I'm anon who cares.
>tfw really want this pizza but will probably just pretend I'm not home again because of social anxiety
I'm so hungry it's starting to hurt.
>>29600928
i will just settle this right now
Papa johns > dominoes > pizza hut
in all the following categories -- pizza, sides (bread sticks and stuff), and deserts
fuck dominoes, papa johns is literally master race
>>29600963
>Ordering from papa john's
Don't you know it's only average?
>>29600963
>PAPA JOHN'S
>GOOD
YOU'RE KILLIN ME BUD
Women look down on men who are mentally scarred (anxiety disorder, depression, schizophrenia) in addition to never considering these men as potential partners. If you thought approaching girls and being labeled a creep was bad, try being made fun of by women on social media for being awkward or socially anxious (even when i didn't go out of my way to bother them). I remember this one girl who went out of her way to talk to me. She then tried to avoid me at some point and would talk shit about me on social media. I kind of just wished she didn't bother me in the first place.
>>29600846
That's really true. A lot of people have noticed that. A lot of mental illnesses just completely disqualify men. Robots wonder why they can't get a gf; that's definitively one of the reasons. Women want to be made to feel secure. If you can't handle life without suffering mentally, you won't make them feel any better. I have pretty severe depression and some social anxiety, and people sense that... It's a vicious circle. It sucks.
>>29600846
i dont have social anxiety or mental problems.
my face is disgusting for everyone, not even my mom loved me
I have decent male looks, but I suffer from biploar disorder, anxiety, and just overall sadness from what my life has become.
I've been NEET since 2010, but have had college in the spare time.
I'm nearing 30 and am further behind than nearly all the people I graduated with.
Maybe I'd give up this Brad lifestyle just to be happy, confident, not mentally ill.
I fell behind. I will never breed.
>tomorrow I'm finally starting working out
>>29600825
Im proud of you anon.
just do it even if it feels like shit
>not today
Just don't bother you lazy piece of shit, you'll end up quitting after a couple days like you always do.
im almost a month in and im starting to miss pizza
Does it relax you?
it makes me feel uncomfortable like someone is in my personal space lel
Doesn't do shit for me. I listen to white noise though because it quells the continual nausea I feel
Not really, dont get the "tingles" either that everyone seems to describe. Tried prettymuch everything from popular western channels to popular korean ones and nothing works. I have good headphones too.
I also find it annoying that they have to be whispering each time, its really fucking annoying. Just talk quietly or something, dont whisper and sound like some creepy little shit.
Got drunk at a party last night, woke up with this shit on my leg. It's been there for about 9 hours. It's slightly itchy. Is it some sort of std? I made out with a girl last night.
sorry op its too late. rip
>>29600759
sorry but that looks like herpes mate
You fucked an octopus normie
>tfw to poor to be happy
>tfw too rich to be happy
>>29600778
fucking richies reeee
You're fucking stupid, poverty is great
>having to live on $15/week means you must spend wisely and only get healthy filling foods, no junk
>forced to appreciate what you have instead of thinking of what you could have
>people can't attack your political arguments because "you don't know what it's like to have it tough, so anything you say is invalid"
>free time to shitpost since your job doesn't try to monopolize your time like lawyers and doctors
>1/10 girl
>get laid
>10/10 guy
>small dick
>virgin robot forever
;_; fuck women seriously
>>29600642
This is something I've always found frustrating.
No matter how tight or loose a girl's vagina is, guys will still have sex with her. But if you have a small penis, there is no reason for women to have sex with you, and despite that this quality of your penis is intrinsic since birth and you can't do anything about it the way you can with something like obesity, you're seen as less of a person because of it.
>>29600859
>you're seen as less of a person because of it
yes, you are, you small dick cuck
>>29600859
Penis size is a meme. Only virgins blame it on not getting laid. It does not factor into the equation. Real life isn't gta. Your fuck isn't an NPC that will pull down your pants then emotionlessly walk out of the room.
Fucking ridiculous how many people buy into it. Sure if you have a dick that's a foot long word may get around and it may be easier for you ton pick up 1 or maybe 2 women but that's a stastical anamoly. Look at the amounts of khhv's on here that have 8+ inch Cocks. You know why? Because two biggest things that matter to women. 1. Body. 2. Confidence. Thats it. Money is for when you get older. Faces come in all shapes and sizes. As long as there's some symmetry going on and you groom well you're set. Most robots however are fucking retard neckbeards.
You do it to yourselves.
so lets take a break from all the frog posters and depression threads and discuss philosophy and understanding.
whos your favorite philosopher/intellectual?
I have to say i've gained great insight listening and reading from this man. I recommend it greatly.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAdMbNI8u2M
>>29600628
terence mckenna
he changes my life
intellectuals are faggots
the only way they exist in the current world is with tenure and get fired anyway just for looking.
>>29601036
set free the ego. you are blinded by it. you shouldnt care about the labels of this world. They mean nothing.
better your life. use the tools that help any way they can.
*steps into your path*
heh, looks like we got ourselves an amateur here.....this is going to be fun......
Wellll, ok then, Mr. .... aahhhhh...
*looks down at clipboard*
Johnson is it? Welcome, and thank you for application to our little McDonalds store! Now, if you'll just follow me, we can get started on the interview process!
Ooo, so it looks like you're in Grade 11, young man! Good for you! So why are you looking for work?
>>29600626
*closes eyes and folds hands*
Well, are you just gonna take the easy way out and cut me with that sword? Or can you be a man and fight me in hand to hand combat?!
*gets into fighting pose*
I've been training a long time for this, and I'm going to enjoy this fight more than I should. Bring it on, kid!
>>29601149
Oooo, now, young man, why don't you take a seat. This is not a group interview!
But, we'll get to you too soon! Way to go being so eager, though, at McDicks we certainly appreciate hardworking young people.
>tfw no mata straining, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, isda skinning, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29600572
You've been posting this for YEARS now.
Are there people here that are really so stupid that you think that a woman that looks like that would ever have problems finding a bf?
Idiots. Faggots. What a bunch of faggots. I want to piss on everyone that uses this board.
>>29600602
>implying she doesnt look like a monkey
that said OP fuck off and stop spamming this
>>29600634
She would have no problem finding a white Chad to degrade her. Faggot.
