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Is 4chan your home?
>>29598968
Too many minorities.
>>29598968
America North is so pathetic, I swear I have no idea how they haven't got overrun yet
>>29598993
Fuck you. Also, to answer your question OP, it's like that one run-down bar that everyone in the community still congregates towards out of some tradition that's all but forgotten.
>Too skinny too get a gf
>>29598948
Then get a fat gf, you low tes faggot
If you arent an israelite, then just start banging old ladies. Its the vest thing ever :^)
>>29599477
>tfw too muscular to get a gf
Same here. Have a couple of guys flirt with me at uni thinking I'm gay because I have the body weight of a high school girl with most bones visible.Might take their offer one day because I'm so lonely.
Would you sacrifice your mom in exchange for a perfect milf that would fuck you?
>>29598947
>implying they're not already one and the same
>>29598947
Money is one thing, but for a used whore? No.
>>29598947
I would sacrifice my mom for an egg mcmuffin
fuck that bitch
but I don't want a """""perfect""""" milf, no thanks, you can keep your old roastie to yourself lady
Who here is /naked/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tjj7Gc-N7A
I was naked but my brother is coming over to let me borrow a zelda game so I put clothes back onbut I'm not wearing any underwear
No I'm wearing pants, underwear, socks, a shirt and a hoodie. But I will strip down when I go to bed ;)
BAYBEEEH
CANT YOU SEE
I"M NAKEEEEEEEEEEED
Anon, when was the last time you cleaned your room?
I just did it just now because I was running low on GBP.
>>29598891
>VCR
a few weeks ago because i myself don't shit in my room
>live on my own
>no GBP are gained by cleaning my room
JUST
Hey anons, I just turned 21 today and I've realized that I really won't do anything of worth in my life. I can't really do anything competently, so can I ask you guys if we can have a feels thread?
How many times have you spent your birthday alone?
I've spent birthdays alone but don't dwell on it anon life is strange as fuck and everything happens for a reason, even hitler led to a lot of technological innovations
Let me ask you this, OP.
When was the last time you played a first person turn-based dungeon crawler?
It's a very meditative kind of video game experience. You might benefit from it.
it doesn't matter what you do as long as you do what makes you feel good. go find what that thing is. fuck the rest of the world. if you can't have one nice thing and everyone else abuses it and the people who deserve it most don't have it say fuck you and move on. YOU have to be strong
Are you out there runner?
I really hope you aren't dead bro
sorry for shitting up the board with this but I've lost contact with a friend and I don't know what else to do
>>29598862
I don't want to lose you man, you're one of my only friends
It's ok brah
He'll make it
We'll all make it
fuck me man. i hate this shit
Why didn't you say kek, anon?
Newfags
>>29598857lolthe summer is real desu senpai
>>29598857
What board was that on?
>>29599263
Not sure, found this posted somewhere else
That has to be irony though, jfc
Lets have a thread for Natalia Poklonskaya, the definition of beauty.
>>29598663
MUMMY THREAD!
She's been naughty...
>>29598663
NATALIA POKLONSKAYA IS QT
>tfw no haughty bf
>tfw no indulgent gf
>>29598657
>tfw no ugly gf to beat and treat like shit knowing she will never leave me cuz im a 9/10
>tfw no tomoko gf to play with in gym class
who /bigdick/ here?
5.5 inches when hard, 2.5 circumference
-100/10
come on man
>>29598655
i have small dick, wat do?
should i get surgery guise? plz halp
>>29598671
average is 4 inches erect, therefore 5.5 is big by comparison
Before I rage, I want to ask robots. Have you ever been so infuriated, so fucking angry that you started laughing as tears come down your face.
That is how I feel, all today at work the girl who I fucking loved was moping around, not really talking to me. I became concerned and asked if she was ok and she said she didnt want to talk to me about it and that she wasnt.
So I said "ok, just know im here for you". Later on in the day we're alone in the back and she admits to me she had unprotected sex with a bisexual friend losing her virginity in the process and could possibly be pregnant.
I wanted to beat the living hell out of her but instead supported her, grabbed her and hugged her. Telling her that I will be there for her and tomorrow will call out of work just to go to the clinic with her.
I feel like ive been cucked sl badly that r9k comments have been in my head all day.
Im laughing right now in anger at how this has happenedand angry at myself for trying to love her.
Robots please tell me, what the fuck do i do. I deserve this.
Shouldn't be so beta. Just move on.
>>29598598
Stop being such a faggot you sperg, pussy is just pussy.
>>29598598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvL0wALKKYE
The ride never ends
What kind of boss fight would you be?
>>29598585
>1. Pre battle quote
"Please kill me"
>2. Fight location
My room
>3. Fight theme
Kom Susser Todd
>4. Unique fight mechanic
None, I am not unique
>5. Your rare drop
Depression
>>29598585
>1. Pre battle quote
"OP is a fag"
>2. Fight location
OP's mom's vagina
>3. Fight theme
I fucked you're mom.mp3
>4. Unique fight mechanic
Shitposting battle
>5. Your rare drop
Broken dub-getter
>>29598833
Not so broken it seems.
HOW DO I MAKE MONEY?!!!
I NEED SERIOUS SUGGESTIONS
I CAN'T WORK ENOUGH AT A SHITTY JOB TO MAKE ENDS MEET
I CAN'T GET A GOOD JOB BECAUSE I'M IN SCHOOL
IF I LEAVE SCHOOL I CAN'T GET A GREAT JOB
IF I DON'T GET MONEY SOON I WON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO FINISH SCHOOL
WHAT DO I DO?!?!?
>>29598580
Catfishing
>>29598580
Drive a bus or train. Public transportation is usually good for money.
>>29598839
You need to be licensed for that shit, you retard. You think OP has time to do that?
OP, you fucking retard, just take out a loan and finish school if you're confident you can get a sweet job with it.
I picked the shirt I was wearing earlier up off the ground and smelled it and it smelled awful. But I needed a shirt to wear so I put it on anyways.
I realized that that's what life is. It's a series of moments were you pick up shirts only to find that they are foul-smelling, but put them on anyways because you don't want to do laundry.
>ywn hug Jesus when he's in one of his "humanity is hopeless" moods
I have 10 or 12 six packs of bottles sitting around my computer right now. I know I should clean it up but I don't care. I kind of want someone to see it just so see the reaction so it's just gonna keep growing
I feel like I should feel sorry for myself but I only feel beautiful freedom. Nobody to impress and nobody to try for.
>>29599336
that painting is from when he went to the desert and was tempted by satan. He never had a doubt about his plan iirc. I think the only time he almost gave up was in his last moments in the cross:
"Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani".
Even then though he was merciful saying stuff like "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they do".
so yeah he was solid and the painting is bullshit afaik
