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why can't i forget about her she's forgotten about me?
>>29600566
notmal fags need to get the fuck off my board before there's a happening
>>29600576
Lmao you think we dated?
Im wondering the same thing
Someone help us
Who here LOVES /pol/, and wishes more /pol/ posters would come here, and spend time with us?
I do!
>tfw banned from /polagain
all boards are /pol/
>>29600522
If only 4chan /pol/ wasn't so cucked.
Real ubermensch go to kikechan.
Nighty-nite, wagecuck. Be sure to get plenty of restful sleep tonight for your big day of hard work tomorrow.
>>29600475
Thanks smug peepee
>>29600475
I'm at work now.
>tfw only 12 and a half more hours of work and I can have 3 glorious days off.
>>29600475
>tfw work 4 10 hour days a week with wednesdays off
I can stay up :^)
It doesn't matter how cynical you are, if you have something to say that's changed your life, or made you lose yourself in thought that can affect one of us, then share it with us, anon.
if someone is really fucked up it's most likely because they got molested as a kid
Here's a couple:
>Your health is affected by your diet, and it will be increasingly more clear to you in the future.
>Everyone should read more books. Period.
>Hearing someone tell me their dream after waking up is one of the most boring things to sit through.
>You can often tell a lot about the people around you based on how they treat strangers.
Doctors don't care about your health problems; Your health is in your own hands.
Don't trust anyone who has ever sent nudes, or cheated on anyone. Don't even bother with them.
Owning property/land, commercial or non-commercial, can give you a huge financial break as a passive income if you lease or rent it to someone.
Swimming is a great exercise overall, and it's extremely low impact on your bodies joints compared to running; If you're looking to get fit but you're a couch potato, than start with this to so you don't injure yourself from weak muscles.
Anymore, anon's?
>crush doesn't text you back
>it's been three days
I can't deal with this feel
just give up like the rest of us
>>29600438
https://youtu.be/MtLhL1oqQNs?t=3002
>>29600438
>I can't deal with this feel
That feel is her getting her lady bits pounded by another mans cock.
It's a much better feel fer her knowing you don't like it as much as her.
So totally unrelated to murder suicide, you got any hobbies?
> that one kid at school that fucking died
>that one kid at school that fucking lived
that kid was mewhy did it have to be me
i was jealous of that kid
>>29600411
>tfw you hated your school and being associated with it and therefore was purposely ignorant of anything going on
i'm sure that at least one kid in my grade died but I just didn't care to notice
>tfw no big cums bf
>tfw can't even compete in semen production
>ywn satiate a woman that enjoys being properly covered in warm sticky orgasm juice for her efforts
>>29600353
>tfw am a big cums bfwith no robot bf to breed
>>29600353
Jesus christ, I get maybe the 4th or 5th shot he does at only at best.
Why is my ejaculation so beta?
So, I'm completely straight, but I am really curious about sucking a cock. I am otherwise completely unattracted to men. I think this might be from watching too much porn. Should I just meet up with a guy from craigslist/grindr and try it or is it not worth it?
>>29600340
>So, I'm completely straight
You sound a little bit gay desu.
>>29600774
Nah. I am only capable of loving women. Men's faces, bodies, voice, smell, and behaviors do absolutely nothing for me, whereas I love every detail of females, from head to toe. I've made love to females. The thought of kissing a man disgusts me however. I just want to feel a cock in my mouth out of pure curiosity.
>>29600340
You're lonely and want physical intimacy. Call a hooker. You'll regret it 1000x less the next day.
>tfw too intelligent to be happy
>>29600306
then you're clearly still blue pilled as fuck for making this post
read what you just said. you are retarded. if you were intelligent, you would have taken the real red pill, and not made this retarded post
If you were really intelligent you would go somewhere you can find happiness rather than pretend to be intelligent on /r9k/
>>29600306
If you're too intelligent to be happy than you're an idiot
Chad is more likely to be the chimpanzee. Stacy is likely to be the bonobos. Robots are orangutans.
>>29600294
thanks for the thumbnail image, I'l have my pet ant read it for me.
>>29600294
How about posting something actually readable next time you fucking moron
>>29600294
what's this? bullshit for ants?
How as your day?
Mine:
>first day of work was Hell on Earth
>get Wendy's on the way home
>they get the order totally wrong and the fries are cold and unsalted
>nose is bleeding profusely for no reason
>no gf or friends
>left the house
It was a good day.
>woke up at 9am with the tv still blaring
>instantly smoke a bowl so that I don't have to deal with reality
>sit around avoiding homework and smoking until 2
>smoke on the way to work
>pretend to care about customer bullshit for 8 hours
>smoke on the way home
>open a bottle of vodka
>simultaneously study and shitpost
>woke up at 8am
>browse 4chan and read about ancient Greece
>watch Firefly with lunch
>go for my daily walk
>look at the cars in the train station parking lot
>wonder what it's like to be a slave
>shitpost then have dinner
damn it sure is nice being a NEET
All br and portuguese welcome!
Manoel welcome
Chads reeee
>tfw all br grils are sluts but they refuse to ride your robot dick
>>29600229
You have to be extremely beta not to get a girl in Brazil man, I've already fucked 2 girls since I got in highschool
>>29600432
such is life; I'm a hapa.
>>29600432
Vai toma no cu chad do caralho
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITT: Fucked up shit you've done.
>be my freshman year of high school
>in gifted classes
>starting to suffer from "i don't give a shit" syndrome
>grades starting to drop
>become fairly antisocial
>not depressed though, keep this in mind
>know a guy in the gifted class, i'll call him C
>used to be really good friends throughout middle school
>he became a jock freshman year and barely talked to me
>legit made fun of me at this point, like he forgot that we were friends for two years
>one day he comes up to me to ask me for help
>he looks genuinely fucked up, kind of a numb and broken look
>don't care, he'd been fucking with me this entire year
>told him to fuck off
>he stops talking, slowly nods and walks away
>a week later we have to do a group project in the gifted class
>he seems pretty happy, first time he seemed like that since i told him to fuck off
>teacher pairs me with him for the project for whatever reason
>he's...really nice to me for some reason, it's like we were back in middle school
>asks me if i ever played red faction: guerrilla
>say no, TPS isn't my kind of thing
>he shrugs and we do our project
>i never talk to him again
>i move like two months later to a school 4 hours away
>on the way back from a band game i get a text from an old friend
>"hey not sure if he was your friend, but C killed himself today. he shot himself with his dad's gun"
>realize just how fucked up this is
>realize that the day he came to me he probably wanted my help with whatever he was going through
>realize that i told him to fuck off when he needed my help
>realize that i may very well have been a big part in him committing suicide
>sink into depression afterwards
At least twice a year Iplay through Red Faction: Guerrilla to honor his memoryI don't even like the gameI cry every time I play itIt's been five years
I would cry too, it's a shit game
>>29600240
eh i like the open world destruction aspect but that's it
>>29600205
that really sucks.
Looks don't matter - just be your self and a girl will see your inner beauty
he looks like a potato that doesnt get enough sleep though
Looks don't matter, looks don't matter, looks don't matter, looks don't matter, looks don't matter. I just gotta keep repeating it to myself.
>>29600216
>doesnt get enough sleep though
i wouldn't sleep either if i had hot bitches in my bed every night.
>boyfriend would rather jerk off to a hentai flash game than have sex with you
>doesn't even allow you to give him a handjob or blowjob during
He gets like this whenever a new high quality hentai flash game gets released. He's been getting busy with this hentai game.
https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=2042136
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS POST?
GTFO OF OUR BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29600162
Anon, obviously as a women you don't have knowledge on higher more refined forms of media or content such as hentai. You don't know about this game, it's not just any hentai flash game. Just understand he has been waiting a very, very long time for this to be released. Let him have his fun with lira for just a few weeks.
also if you want to blogpost about the issues in your life or ask for advice about your bf go to >>>/adv/ next time.
>TFW no weeaboo girlfriend to offer me a blowjob/handjob while I'm watching hentai
Honestly I'm really jealous, your boyfriend sounds kind of like a faggot and this is coming from someone who faps to a lot of hentai.
