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What is the objective, no-bullshit, non-meme manlet cutoff?
I say 5'10".
5'11 or 6 feet. Anything under is just lol
5'
anything under is just lol
Imo people shouldn't say five feet eleven inches tall they should say one inch short
Hello guys, I need some advice. I met this gorgeous phillipino girl on the bus two days ago. We talked for only about two minutes because I was already late to see my brothers. Anyway. I know a few things about her. She lives very very close to me, like within 0.5 km. Her first name is Christina, and I know which bus stop she uses.
How the fuck can I bump in to her again?
>>29598130
I can't think of a way to do this without being creepy, but wait at the same bus stop, on the same day you met her, for an entire day. IF you are desperate that is.
>>29598130
You already know the answer based on the information given
Just try to ride the bus as much as possible at different times to get her weekly schedule that she follows or something like that
>>29598130
Depends how much information you have about her.
Knowing where she was going/ what she was doing is probably the only thing you can hope in.
For example, if it's her daily routine to take that bus (going university, returning home, stuff like that) Or if it was a special occasion.
If that's all you have, Camping that bus stop is probably the only way.
Anyone else here accept that they will never experience love or sex in their life?
>>29598123
I already did, jelly
yeah it's not that big a deal to me i'd rather smoke weeds and take baths all day anyway
>>29598123
Pretty much, originally enough.
Let's see if we can get them all
>manlets
>wagelets
>pulselets
>dicklets
>facelets
>racelets
>sexlets
>jawlets
>wristlets
>gamers
>friendlets
>parentlets
>gradelets
>weebs
>complectionlets
>hairlets
>degreelets
>phonelets
>shoelets
>shoulderlets
>calflets
>dyel when applicable some people will always be aestheticlets nomatter what
>handlets
>eyelets
>countrylets
>small town people
G-d i love miley
>>29598114
>>29598140
I really want to fuck her ass
>>29598114
>>wagecucks*
you're welcome
27+ y.o. robots: What are you doing to improve your lives? Or are you content in being a lowlife?
I'm 26 so I'll be there soon enough.
Why 27, I guess that is your age?
>>29598119
No, Im older, that's when I turned my life around.
>>29598145
so 27 is post-neet?
What do you do now?
What's the best way to get drunk? How do you do it? How often do you do it? Why shouldn't you do it? If you're a NEET you should be drunk as often as possible.
I simply buy 10-12 bottles of beer and drink as many as possible of them until everything starts shaking and you get this warm cozy feeling. Then I simply listen to music or watch videos and drink like 1 bottle every 1 minute.
Lol its funny cause youre probably gonna die soon
I just get tipsy desu, i dont like being drunk
I just get some bottom-drawer Canadian whisky for like ten bucks and after a few mouthfuls from the bottle, I'm good to go. I could never become like a full-time alcoholic though, because I get horrible withdrawals after just like 24 hrs of being drunk. I start getting weird spasms and hallucinations.
>tfw when just bought a Dreamcast again
Time to relive the good ol days, and rebuild what I lost.
I'm thinking:
Sonic Adventure 1 and 2
Fur Fighters
Toy Commander
Vigilante 8 1 and 2
Grandia II
Any other Dreamcast fags here?
What else?
>>29597948
Skies of Arcadia was pretty fun
>>29597948
POWER STONE FAGGOT
POWER
STONE
1
AND
2
Shenmue 1&2 and phantasy star online are must buys
Whats for dinner? Post what you're snacking on too.
Mine is rice, chicken curry, green beans with herbs and spices, and watermelon juice.
Please respond
origami
Frozen Stoufers family size Lasanga.
i ordered a pizza like the fat sack of garbage that i am
I am a 25 year old applying to Dominoes Pizza as an assistant manager. Most of the math questions have been relatively simple but I am stumped as to finding this one. Could any of you robots tell me the answer?
Hint: Let l,w,e denote the rates for lectures, workshops, and exams, respectively. The total cost is then given by
528 = 12*l + 24*w + 3*e
Since examination hours cost twice as much as workshop hours, we have that
e = 2*w
and since workshop hours cost twice as much as lectures,
w = 2*l
These 3 equations are all you need to solve this problem friendo
$7.33
NOT EVEN BEING ORIGINAL HERE!
What's the deal with that?
>>29597927
lol i got the 7.33 already, i just brute forced it but fortunately it was the 1st one. thanks anyways
When will AI be good enough that I can talk to what seems to be a real person engineered to be the perfect companion for my personality?
2047.
Mark your calendar friend.
>>29597837
40-50yrs
>>29597879
reason? why 2047 exactly
>americut
>masturbated without lube a few days ago
>dick still chafed
>underside of the head is scabby, the remnants of the foreskin as peeling
>incredible pain whenever it touches my underwear
FUCK YOU JEWS FOR TRICKING MY PARENTS INTO DOING THIS TO ME, I WAS LITERALLY CIRCUMCISED BY A DOCTOR WITH THE LAST NAME FEINSTEIN. I'M SURE HE SOLD MY FORESKIN FOR ITS COLLAGEN TO SOME OLD LADY CREAM COMPANY AND SOME ANCIENT WITHERED HAG SMEARED MY COCK COLLAGEN ALL OVER HER FACE.
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE INTENSE PAIN ASSOCIATED WITH NATAL CIRCUMCISION CAUSES PERMANENT CHANGES TO BRAIN CHEMISTRY THAT ARE CORRELATED WITH DEVELOPMENT OF ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOR
DAILY REMINDER THAT JEWS SUPPRESS ALL STUDIES OF THIS EFFECT SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO HARVEST BABY GOY DICKS FOR COLLAGEN.
reminder Jews never tried to push circumcision on goy, it was Christians in the victorian period who thought it would stop masturbating
It was christians that wanted to stop us from masterbating
Fuck christcucks and the kikes
>>29597877
>>29597848
AND WHO INVENTED CHRISTKEKOLDRY MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS?
IT WAS THE FUCKING JEWS. THE SLAVE REVOLT IN MORALITY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY GENITALS BEING MUTILATED.
what should i do with my life?
i dont wanna work
im a 18yo kisless virgin, i was raised by overprotective parents, they didn't let me have social life when i was a teenager
now im comfy being a hikikomori, i dont do nothing, i play games and i listen music, and my mom is angry and wanna send me to a psychiatrist
if i dont go she will cut my internet or she will kick me out of house
why she does not support my hikikomori life?
what she expects
sorry bad english, education here sucks
>>29597792
You're 18, you're an adult, and so there's nothing stopping you from taking responsibility for yourself and creating the life you want outside of your mothers house.
Get a low stress job, rent a cheap room, and do as you please.
>>29597792
>what should i do with my life?
Give me your boy poochie
>>29597792
I am 20 and felt the same way as you. Life is a complicated beast, many people our age and even older have a hard time accepting that the (often time simple) joys of their past may die there as well. Simply put as an adult society expects you to take care of yourself and others around you as well, generally 18 years old to 21 is the "grace period" but its weird when people start to look at your differently and all of a sudden your intrinsic value starts to dissipate.
Before now you were judged by what you "could be" now you're judged by what you are currently - which at the moment is someone who likes to be lazy, there is nothing exceptionally wrong with that HOWEVER
your best bet is to do what this anon said >>29597831
Groom yourself up, get a nice outfit, apply for minimal effort jobs such as security or night time stocking (really any job during the night time).
Spend your money on a cheap place, possibly with a roomate with similar interests. You can use your extra money for vidya and eventually online college where you can earn a degree to get paid more to do less.
Alternatively, you can try Uncle Remus' Guide to NEET life, although after reading it myself it seems risky.
I'm sorry life is like this but this is the way it is.
>Let's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars the other day and when I used his bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
so brits really are all gay
Ahut the fuck up and just bend the fuck over. I'm not playing these retarded games anymore son!
>mfw this actually seems really fun
>mfw people used to be lambasted for failing to add an image when posting mfw
Hey fellow vegans. Share your story, recipes or other stuff.
>when?
>why?
>how long did it take?
As for our omni friends, if your curious about things feel free to ask.
And for those opposed. Post what comes to you. Hell, i cant stop it.
And for every: Remember poe's law and embrace it.
I've been considering becoming a vegan too.
Do you also abhor hurting animals?
>>29597832
I avoid killing creatures. Except misquitoes. Damn zika.
I dont find ones death disturbing.
>>29597730
>poe's law
how is this relevant?
Ask a white straight normie with an active social life anything.
How are we going to stop the jewluminati?
>>29597720
I personally don't give a fuck, ans i don't see why we should; let people be happy with their power complex i say
Bump? I thought you guys were desperate with changing.
