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Carolina(and surrounding states)bots report in! Hello fellow Raleigh bots, are you enjoying the never ending rain and heat?
Georgia here. It's raining right now but it's still like 90+ degrees which only makes the humidity worse.
>tfw no Jill to save me
Humidity kills the robot
Raleigh reporting in
I don't know why, but sometimes for seemingly no reason I get extremely stressed out. Today for example I was completely fine, but then I took a shower and upon coming out my heart is beating like crazy, I'm shaking and I feel extremely stressed out. Any idea why?
help
originali
>>29594441
Use google friendo.
Took me 2 minutes to find this: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100908083041AAHNpOf
>>29594692
that doesn't really help, I take vitamins every day and I'm not stressed about anything. I'm just stressed for apparently no reason
How do normies get over the fact that the person they love was a cum dumpster for several other men?
Jokes on her when she saw the babe I used to fuck.
>>29594421
Once you have sex you realize how much of a non deal it is and can comprehend the face that what people do to turn themselves on is not the defining trait of a person and every real adult out there has had the sexual fluid of somebody else on their face at some point in their life.
>>29594421
I'm not necessarily a normie, but I've had dated and had sex with a few different women. And honestly, the fact that they all probably had sex with a bunch of guys before me has never bothered me. I don't get why you guys make such a big deal about it.
Why do people pretend to be your friends?
You knew I was a failure who watched anime and didn't really do anything to fix my sorry excuse for a life. Why did you become "friends" with me if you're just gonna passive aggressively mock me at every chance you get?
And if you ever call them out on it they say it's just bantz. Fucking disgusting. It's obvious what they are doing. Just say it right out loud instead of being passive aggressive little bitches.
>>29594397
>used to have fun with my friends in HS
>we used to actually go do stuff or play vidya and drink and eat pizza or something
>mfw now "friends" only want to "go out" constantly
I literally get badgered to come out to whatever shit bar they want to go to and we get there and they barely talk to me, but if I don't go it's all I fucking here about next time I see them
Why do normies go boring after 21?
>>29594826
>and we get there and they barely talk to me
This. Why the fuck do they insist on you coming along if they're just gonna ignore you? Even worse is when they just say passive aggressive comments to you or about you. Fucking morons.
How can Christians be so ignorant as to actually believe that their Christian religion is actually a fulfillment of Judaism?
The New Testament's theology is completely different from the Old Testament of the Hebrews. By reading the NT, one sees the introduction of certain themes that simply aren't found in Judaism, but that are very obviously influenced from Greek mystery rites.
The entire concept of a suffering deity, of a deity whose suffering and death 'redeems' the world; the idea of followers mystically sharing in this deity's suffering, the strong emphasis on forgiveness of sins and salvation through belief, and of reaching a pleasant/'good' afterlife by performing proper rites and/or subscribing to a certain deity - these are all undeniably elements borrowed from Greek mystery religions and neo-Platonism! The Orphic rites, the Eleusinian rites, the Attic rites, the cults of Serapis and Dyonisus and Isis. These thematic elements are completely alien to Jewish theology, hence why the Jews themselves rejected (and still do) Christianity; there is no 'continuity' between the New or Old, save whatever convoluted excuses Christians use to attempt to reconcile the two.
Does Yahweh the war god ever give the impression of being a 'suffering deity'? Isn't it odd that the New Testament places undue emphasis on an afterlife, yet the Old Testament made no mention of it, such that the concept of an afterlife did not even develop until well into the Second Temple period? Isn't it strange that Jesus bore none of the attributes or signs that Yahweh himself promised the Jews the Messiah would have?
In essence, to put it in simplest terms - the New Testament is a Greek fanfiction to the Old Testament: it is not 'canon', and attempts to reconcile the two are just too problematic and self-defeating.
>>29594354
Easy OP, Christians don't give a shit about Jews.
They killed Jesus, so we respect them because he was also Jewish but will not listen to/study it.
How my Christians even read the fucking bible?
>>29594354
>>29594393
your abrahamic gods are fucking pathetic go back to school and study the universe
>>29594354
Yeah i've always been confused about the Christian stance on new vs. old testament, and how they mush them in to a single book like it's all unified stuff.
t. child of fundie christian parents (now athiest but still read about various religions because it's interesting to me)
>go outside
>come back home wanting to kill myself
every fucking time
i wish i had guns to shoot everyone. ha, jk
i'm actually really nice
>go outside
>feel that nothing is real and that aliens are fucking with me
>feel like shit
>go inside
>shitpost and play vidya
>feel more grounded with reality
I can't be the only one, right?
>>29594416
I used to know this feel but now I'm too used to it to care
>tfw your bf goes crazy at you when he finds out you're trans
>>29594286
Probably shouldn't have lied to him and said you are a girl, faggot
>>29594286
>being a deceitful piece of shit
why?
>>29594286
How exactly did you expect things to go down when mr. benis entered the picture?
Hello Wagie, don't stop now! Only 3 days left then your 2 days of freedom is yours! Better get some sleep for tomorrow Wagecuck!
>>29594259
What the fuck is your probIem, dude?
>>29594259
Muh personal calendar neet friend
COME ON NEETS AND WAGIES GET IN HERE NOW
>515
>515
>515
LOVE THESE FUCKIG THREADS
Thank you based neet faggot
Hey bro! just got back from the gym why don't you give my jock a sniff?
>>29594243
nah im good dude
>>29594243
nah bro Im good, thanks for asking though
>>29594243
Sure, I'd love to, bro. Can I lick your balls too?
>tfw you want to kill yourself but you won't do it yet because it will deeply affect your mother
anyone else in this situation? luckily she's 70 already but she might still have 2 decades in her, my grandparents had great longevity. I don't want to wait until I'm 50 with this great pain.
my moms not that selfish. she would probably feel at peace knowing that my struggle is over.
she's the only one who truly knows how tortured i am from mental illness.
How old are you? I'm 21 and my mum is only 45.
Exact same position, OP. My mom is about 50 now, and a long lifespan seems to be a trend in my family aswell.
But I think I won't let that stop me. First chance I get, I'll fling myself off a tall building. I don't want to be unhappy and miserable just to gratify someone else.
>tfw you will never be a jock
>you will never bond with other guys by being on a team
>you will never learn how to be a normal guy and relate to other people
>will never have happy childhood memories playing sports
>no memory of your dad being proud of you after scoring the winning goal, touch down or homerun
>>29594126
Oh fuck off, I didn't want to feel this.
I've never made my Dad proud... NO! Why!? WHY DID I WASTE MY CHILDHOOD!
FUCK IT ALL!
>he plays pleb team sports instead of superior snowboarding, skating, swimming, etc
>he is a typical hivemind normie with shit taste in sports
>>29594126
>you will never bond with other guys by being on a team
i am not interested in homosex anyway
ITT: Comfy YouTube channels. <1000 subscribers preferred.
https://youtu.be/DwuQ7zYplUM
>>29594117
>tfw no wan wan who falls asleep eating his dinner
>>29594154
I wanwanna kill you.
Do you like MDE? Over your small subscriber preference, but they have like 600+ videos.
What are some robot-friendly game to pick up in Steam's summer sale? Stuff like waifu simulators, escapism tier worlds, happy games and feelsy stories. Something to stave of the loneliness and boredom.
bumporeganoh
not much of a gamer so i'll suggest other stuff
programming - learning to program using your machine
chemistry - having a little lab
building stuff - could be models, or el. circuits or something else
it's not really games, but it might as well be single player grinding irl
>Life is Strange
Fell in love with this game from the first second it started up.
>Payday 2
#1 most played game in my library. Play as an alpha male/female doing crime, love it. Downside is all the updates but whatever
>Resident Evil 4
Comfy and a classic
>Saints row 3
Escapism world to play in. Poor man's gta with regular laugh out loud moments
>Bioshock Infinite
You WILL fall in love with elizabeth. No exceptions.
>Dead Space 1 & 2
Very comfy to play in a dark, cold room
What's your life plan, robots?
Do you have any goals?
>>29594064
>Get my phd
>Stay active my whole life
>Start my own business
>Start a blog
>Retire on a farm
Seems pretty achievable.
I just finished truck driving school and got hired to a company. I have 6 weeks of team driving with a normie trainer before I get my own truck and go solo. I'm going to be a one man wolf pack traveling the country while playing video games on my laptop at every Pilot J or Love's truck stop each night. I'm looking forward to the isolation and freedom.
>>29594064
It's not that I don't have a life plan or don't want one, it's that I have no idea what they are.
I have no clue what I want to do with my life, and I hate being a NEET indefinitely like this.
"And I am flawed
But I am cleaning up so well
I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself"
What did they mean by this?
Should be obvious?
They know they're not perfect, but they think they're getting better
Someone else (probably an ex) said they were better than they were, the singer was too deep in depression or whatever to see it was true. But now, as they're getting better, they're starting to see their good traits
>>29594021
It means he's an angsty faggot who lives to mediocre 3rd wave emo
>>29594021
I shouldn't act as if my guess is necessarily the right one, but this is my interpretation:
>And I am flawed
He has personal issues that restrain his relationships towards others
>But I am cleaning up so well
He has successfully worked to get rid of his bad habits that always made him look down upon himself
>I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself
Because of his successful self improvement, he no longer looks down upon himself like he used to. With all those things he hated about himself now gone, he can instead see his good traits shine without being covered up behind all the bad ones. However, when his special other brought up his good traits in the past, he couldn't see them himself and hence never believed her back then.
