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>anon just because your father isn't here doesn't mean you can slob out. do i have to spank you again?
Remember the last time you tried that? Your pussy is probably still sore, mom.
>tfw dad still actually spanks me
As in, takes me over his knee, takes my pants down and full on spanks me for being bad.
>>29592695
pIs be girl
Lets have a heritage thread, my fellow robots
>>29592587
Template
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>Knocked his teeth out so he didn't have to go to war
>his daughter is a dentist
Nice. What's with all the flags? My heritage would be pretty much just one flag. Two at most, but that's unconfirmed.
>>29592611
>Wow why does your family consist of many nationalities? Didn't you know that I only have one or two? What the fuck dude what's your problem, why aren't you exactly like me?
This is autism.
is this the most robot song ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA
>29592577
I hate these normies that come here and are all like "is this the most robot album, song, movie? lol xD"
>comfy guy in the last scene
>>29592577
Go to /mu/ idiot
How can I cut myself with something else like razor? I can't buy it anywhere...
>>29592573
>buy shaving razor
>break open the blades
>cut
or buy a scalpel
>>29592627
I've tried that out but dat didn't worked.maybe blades wasn't sharp
>>29592573
You could cut your throat with a knife. Problem solved
>dad is retired
>started browsing /r9k/
>tells me "TICK TOCK RISE AND SHINE WAGEKEK" if we cross paths on my way out the door to go to work
WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU FUCKING PATHETIC NEET FUCKING NECKBEARDS
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU ALL
FUCK YOU AT LEAST I'M BEING FUCKING PRODUCTIVE AND NOT A GOD DAMN LEECH FUCK YOU NEETS FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
You shouldn't be posting during your lunch break wagekek.
you only have 5 minutes left before Mr.Shekelberg needs you working your shift.
>>29592485
I'D FUCKING SHOOT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IF I COULD AFFORD A GUN
>>29592457
Your dad is a fucking boss
NOW BACK TO WORK, LUNCH BREAK IS OVER WAGIE
Post em. Mine is pretty comfy desu.
>>29592444
Fucking hell... can I get some (You)s here?
>>29592444
What is that red thing and how well does Overwatch run on your laptop?
>>29592444
comfy af op
>applying for a job
>in 150 words, tell us about what makes you awesome!
what in the hell am i supposed to write?
you watch area robot, you browse /r9k/ regularly and judging by the picture you posted /a/ seems to be your homeboard and you a virgin with no friends and have no money and you are so poor you can't even buy toilet paper.
>>29592329
If you're applying for a job that tells you to "write about what makes you awesome!" I'd honestly not work there; probably full of QUIRKY liberal FUNNY SOPHISTICATED people.
>>29592388
some of that is true
i don't think it's what they want to hear though
Looked my sandwich artist in the eye when ordering today, and she put more meat on the sub than usually.
I'm gonna make it lads.
>>29592281
Good for ya laddy
>>29592281
>sandwich artist
what the actual fuck
>>29592653
thats what subway workers like to call themselves to feel better about working minimum wage at a fucking industrialized sandwich shop in their late 20s.
anybody here know how to work a walmart or any cash register? i dont know how they work and im nervous about my new job as a casheir.
I'm a manager for CVS. Don't sweat it, everything you do wrong at the register can easily be reversed by someone above you with little issues. That's what I tell all trainees. You'll do fine, OP. And you should have someone training you for about an hour there anyway.
>>29592262
don't they teach you or something?
>>29592297
i applied for it, havent got there yet.
Sup /r9k/,
I'll be going to a psychologist in a few months
I'm a pathalogical liar
I do drugs
I've probably got NPD, PPD and a few other things
The question is, should I tell the truth to him? What can he do with this information? How can I benefit from it?
na you should pay actual money so you can lie to a stranger about your problems
what's even the point of going to a shrink if you dont open up?
keep in mind they talk to people who see cartoon babies telling them to castrate themselves and you being a narc druggy is nothing that extraoridnary
lmao psychologists aren't there to understand you
you just dump on them things you can't dump on your normie friends.
>coworkers found out I'm a 25 yo virgin
they probably knew it before
women can smell virginity
how did they find out pham?
>>29592188
this
women can sense alpha.
when i fuck prostitues for a 24 hour window I give off a completely different vibe
When the Isla Vista investigative summary was released, 5 videos were mentioned that were found on Elliot's phone but never uploaded to his Youtube account.
At the time, I said it depressed me that the chance of us ever seeing those videos was about 0.000001%. They exist in an evidence locker somewhere, but we will never ever see them.
Well, that 0.000001% has risen to about 70%. I am in contact with a lawyer involved in a court case relating to the massacre, and he is in possession of full disclosure of legal reports, including the 5 videos. He has stated that he is legally forbidden from handing over those files with ongoing litigation, but Around November 2016, he will happily give me the digital files containing the 5 unreleased Elliot videos.
Christmas 2016 will be the best Christmas ever
>>29592011
You better keep us fucking posted, you glorious bastard.
>>29592011
>Well, that 0.000001% has risen to about 70%. I am in contact with a lawyer involved in a court case relating to the massacre, and he is in possession of full disclosure of legal reports, including the 5 videos. He has stated that he is legally forbidden from handing over those files with ongoing litigation, but Around November 2016, he will happily give me the digital files containing the 5 unreleased Elliot videos.
That's pretty cool.
>>29592011
You better not be lying. I'm hyped.
>I only date introverted virgin guys
>>29591882
That never happens though. Women don't do that.
>>29591902
no shit famalam
>>29591902
this I only date extroverted experienced guys
What would Sigmund Freud think about SJWs and feminists?
Sigmund Freud was a retard who thought since his patients reported being molested by their parents that they must be reporting sexual fantasies and be attracted to their parents rather than just they really did get molested as kids
feminism was a mistake. someone should send a time assassin to take Susan B Anthony out before they're ever allowed to vote
Black girls can't choose to be blonde haired blue eyed white ladies.
>play mmo
>join guild
>finally knows what its like to talk to someone everyday and care about their lives
>finally feel like I belong somewhere
You just reminded me that I'm too much of an autist even to fit in with guilds.
>talk on guild chat but nobody responds
>guildmates do things without me
>stuck at recruit level while people who joined after me are now members
what MMO?
>tfw all your old MMO friends drifted apart and MMOs are no longer about socialising anymore
I'll never fit in anywhere, I'll never connect with anybody. I accept this, yet my brain still won't feel happy.
