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>spongebob squarepants came out 17 years ago
The earth orbits around the sun at a rate of once every 365 days
>I masturbated 15 minutes ago
huh, TIL I am older than spondgebob
>"Femanon is over 18 and is STILL a virgin!"
>"LOL! She must be mentally ill"
the left girls neck to chin flesh really creeps me out
>>29589365
You should be sharing your pussy if you're attractive
I lost mine at 19 and I don't regret waiting that long at all
Feminist woman refuses to date feminist men
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/19/why-i-wont-date-another-male-feminist
nu males BTFO
>>29589353
scanned it. Shes saying she doesn't want someone who puts her on a pedestal and makes her feel uncomfortable or is "nice guy" just to sleep with her.
Imagine if there was a race of water beings and from time to time they came to shore and dragged us under so they could oggle and take pictures of us. Imagine being pulled under without the opportunity to get a good breath for a minute. It would be terrifying. Dude should have left that shark alone.
Why do non-white robots always blame their race for not getting women?being black, Asian, Indian etc doesn't matter. You think a girl will pick and ugly white guy over an attractive non-white one?
>>29589264
I am an attractive non-white guy, so yes. $100%.
being non-white is a disadvantage like being short or ugly
>tall
>attractive
>white
if you have at least 2 out of 3 you're good, 1 out of 3 you better be funny and confident as fuck, 0 out of 3 = literally subhuman
>>29589264
that picture gave me flashbacks to columbine
Is it possible to OD on Antidepressants? Or take so many you have an over whelming urge to kill yourself by what means necessary?
I'm specifically talking about citalopram hydrobromide if that helps.
>inb4 stop anon
I'm not curious I feel alot with my Antidepressants, I have no intention on killing myself. I'm just bored and curious
>pic unrelated
Serotonin syndrome maybe? Antidepressants are fucking horrible don't take a single dose of them if you're gonna fuck with your serotonin at least eat LSD
>>29589276
I nearly unintentionally killed myself this way because I'm an idiot. That was a scary night
>>29589218
I do not understand that picture. What is it trying to say?
/r9k/ PET RATE THREAD
What poor animal endures your isolated existence with you?
took this photo myself
this is my dog i think he has autism tho lol
heres my cat boutta dring sum milk lol
ITT: lovers and admirers of feet trade stories and techniques
>You have great feet. Could I interest you in a massage?
>You just won the foot massage lottery
>May I please rub your feet in a platonic way only?
>Would you mind if I practiced for my reflexology exam on you?
>may i please massage your feet?
>would you mind if I massaged your feet for awhile?
>wouldn't a foot massage feel great?
>your feet look ridiculous. do you want a massage?
>do you like foot rubs? I need to practice.
>are you good at foot massages? could you give me some feedback on my technique?
>You have great feet. Could I interest you in a massage?
>You just won the foot massage lottery
>May I please rub your feet in a platonic way only?
>Would you mind if I practiced for my reflexology exam on you?
How do you make women feel safe with you and their feet?
>>29589171
>>You have great feet. Could I interest you in a massage?
>>You just won the foot massage lottery
>>May I please rub your feet in a platonic way only?
>>Would you mind if I practiced for my reflexology exam on you?
>>may i please massage your feet?
>>would you mind if I massaged your feet for awhile?
>>wouldn't a foot massage feel great?
>>your feet look ridiculous. do you want a massage?
>>do you like foot rubs? I need to practice.
>>are you good at foot massages? could you give me some feedback on my technique?
>>You have great feet. Could I interest you in a massage?
>>You just won the foot massage lottery
>>May I please rub your feet in a platonic way only?
>>Would you mind if I practiced for my reflexology exam on you?
>>29589195
Why aren't there sexfeet scented candles?
>>29589195
I messed up the OP in my footcitement. I'll add any lines we think may persuade women to indulge in some foot fun so long as they seem polite and not too lewd.
I have been growing towards this for years and I'm ready to bloom.
Ok. What time?
>>29589123
3 minutes from now.
>>29589106
>>29589123
Fuck you. You're two faggots. I'll kill myself first before any of you do. Then I win.
I just took 10 HRT doses. I don't want to wait to be a woman. I'm not confused about my gender, but my life sucks and I want the benefits as a woman. Post transitioning stories
>>29589098
>doing 10 whole HRT shots in a single go.
Do you fucking want to look like my pic? that's how you end like my pic.
well op if youre already a man you cant actually be a woman.
>>29589098
>and I want the benefits as a woman.
You won't get them.
you won't get he benefits of being a man either.
You'll wind up a subhuman freakshow.
Is plankton the ultimate robot?
>no friends
>made his own computer wife
>manlet
>weak
>ugly
>anti social behaviour
>wants the secret of the krabby patty at all cost
Pretty spot on
>>29588952
Beta uprising when senpai famalam?
give me the secret recipe REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wtf am i even supposed to do on the internet besides browsing 4chan?
I don't even hate being addicted to it desu
>>29588929
Have you tried Reddit? On there, you can get downvoted when you post. Feels good.
read some books and elevate yourself
>>29588929
There's a pretty cool website called "Real Life". You should try it out, you can do anything you want on there!
the best you can is good enough
>>29588908
Except when its not.
>>29588922
Is sarcasm something you're unfamiliar with? I thought everyone would get this but it looks like I was just being optimistic.
Thom really knows how into post ironic lyrics
How can whitey even compete?
Asian master race now.
Why are Asians so god damn hairy!
Trim that shit
LOL is this supposed to be big? Man it must be sad to be an asian male
>>29588898
Dicks look big when you're 4'8"
So recently I've started to think that the majority of NEETs are only children, which makes it more reluctant for their parents to kick them out and will always be more willing to support their NEET child. Does this apply to you Arcanines?
Personally, yes, currently I'm a NEET and an only child. My parents can support themselves and me with just one income well enough, and I'm not pressured into pursuing my career goals or planned skillsets at the rate of the other normies. I'm 21 and haven't done anything for one year, and might end up being unable to do anything else for yet another year.
It just makes more sense that NEETs would be only children, as children from larger families would eventually have to get jobs and move out as their household income becomes a problem in their 20s. Meanwhile the NEET doesn't have to adapt to these circumstances and will also inherit everything his parents have.
That's because your parents' only child was such a fuck up they sterlised themselves
>>29588899
Can't spell. Otherwise kek.
>>29588899
I was born with no genetic disorders, thank you.
No seriously, where are my NEETs at?
alright robots, claim your 3D waifu
ill start
>>29588819
Is that ayn rand or anne frank?
>>29589205
both
oryjynal
>>29588819
Natalia Poklonskaya is the ultimate qt
