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Let's see how stupid u are r9k
solve this
It's 102, bb
110
origincement
>>29587875
so wrong try again
What if a bunch of us from /out/ . /k/ and /r9k/ went to the Rainbow Gathering wearing halloween type hippie costumes?
I think its possible that even the lowliest robots would have a shot a nabbing some smelly hippie pussy.
Just a though guys...
No takers?Their code means they pretty much have to accept us.
It be like this
im not going if /k/ are going
Why are teens so stupid
>>29587831
Why are you butthurt? Weed is cool
Lack of experience and not fully developed brains.
>>29587831
Weed makes you feel like you're in fucking heaven, so I can't blame them. It feels like every moment of nostalgia you've ever had all rolled into one.
And if you don't have anxiety, it literally turns life into an enjoyable video game, since it's a dissociative hallucinogen. Tracking through the mall parking lot to get icecream with your friend ends up becoming tracking through the Sahara to find an oasis. Sitting in an air conditioned room feels like flying. Every moment feels like your entire body is a cock that's being sucked.
Shit's cash.
Is my tranny gf can have an orgasm just from my dick in her ass without touching her dick?
>>29587795
I'm guessing this question is asking this:
>can my tranny gf have an orgasm just from my dick in her ass without touching her dick?
if she has enough training on prostate pleasure, yes. It takes a long time to be able to cum from the ass alone though.
if you're ESL, brush up a bit on grammar.
>>29587795
>gf
>dick
Every single time.
>>>/lgbt/
It's possible but very fucking difficult to have a male orgasm with butt stuff. You could've just left the tranny shit out of this post and called him male, but whatever. You want to roleplay and >BELIEVE that your buttbuddy is female.
hey, help me out please
a buddy of mine keeps saying im a failed normie, what exactly is the difference between a failed normie and a normie?
thanks in advance!
>>29587773
pls fellas help me
>posts on 4chan's /r9k/
>implying you aren't a failed normie
might as well kill yourself you homo
>>29587773
like 90% of this place is failed normies, a real robot is a never had a single friend never bathes lives in filth never goes outside type person.
Did any Rubuts get their cock sucked by their brother or friends while growing up?
I asked this on Omegle and aperantly most of them said yes.
Nope. We looked but never touched. One of my friends did a striptease for me when I slept over, and I played crossfire with at least 3 people (it's where you both piss at the same time and cross the streams).
>>29587756
Uh.. the end of the universe obviously. Is there something im not getting?
>>29587756
The opportunity came up with a friend when I was 12-13, didn't do it tho.
Come on boys, get in here and let's talk about how tiny we are and how no woman will ever love us.
5'5" here
5'4 here. Honestly I don't even care anymore, as I completely gave up on women and relationships. I'll probably die a virgin too but at least I'll get wizard status.
5'8" here
I already feel so fucking short, I can't even imagine what being 5'4" feels like
>>29587741
5'8 here. Lost my virginity to my first girlfriend at 17. Had a girlfriend after her at 19.
I'm fit, muscular, and in shape. It's not hard when you put in the effort.
>have diagnosed anxiety disorder and major depression
>struggle with it every day
>friends invite me to a party
>don't go
>bf invites me over
>tell him I can't come over
Like wtf did I do to deserve this fate?? I feel like my friends will never understand me... Life is suffering.
He's the only one who understands me... but he goes for girls who treat him badly and doesn't see me...
>>29587754
I kno truuu. Do u have major depression because of it? I have major depression because my last bf dumped me and I went totally CRAZYYY.
>>29587723
gtfo normie roastie, just so you know there are people with real problems here
>Tfw my little brother has a girl beta-orbiting him.
He doesn't like her but she's so clingy. Help me plz /r9k/
>Black
>father and loyal
Pick one.
literally ginny weaseley
>>29588544
But she really wanted Harry Potter.
And her interracial relationship was a mess and a failure.
>2009
>Girl I had a huge crush on (and was friends with) sends me a message
>"lol everyone thought you was my new secret boyfriend o.O"
>Pass it off as a joke
7 years later and all I can do is laugh
>worrying/caring about things that happened 7 years ago
She doesn't even remember you now, you retarded beta.
Asking her out.
>>29587724
I'm pretty sure she does since she's now married to my cousin
How do I find one that lives near me?
>>29587704
Go to church and pray to JESUS
he wants your semen
>>29587704
Maybe go outside for once, like to a bar or something you know?
>>29587798
No I'm not religious, I live here in AUS and can't find any cute bf irl but /r9k/ is filled to the brim with guys like that.
The though of Alyssa Welch being sucked up by the snake, with her pretty feet flailing helplessly in the air. The snake's mouth struggling to evelope her perfect ass. The throat walls hugging her perfect body around her every curve and crevice. And finally her being converted from cum slut to litteral fertilizer makes me fucking diamonds
Lol wtf is this shit boy
Any more of this girl? I've seen her before
>>29587678
I'd rather a gluttonous former-Stacy eat her than a snake
Should I be "that guy" with a set of cards to popular?
I've ordered some cards off Amazon but for now I've got some sports direct cards, i also found this book in the attic. Would if be a good idea to learn some tricks and shuffles so I can amaze Normalcunts and play cards with them?
[spolier] pls reply this is the only way I'll know if I'll be happy I don't want to be alone forever
No-one likes that guy. You may as well be "that guy" who always has gum, like Peppermint Dave, for all the good it will do you.
Do normies play cards often enough that having a deck on hand would be useful? I don't remember normies playing cards in school, but that was a few years ago.
>>29587624
I don't know OP. One time I was walking out of a bar around 9:30 and this guy started talking to me. He was covered with low-quality prison tattoos on his hands and pulled out a deck of cards. I assumed that he was going to try to swindle me, but he started doing card tricks, really normal ones, (is this your card?!?!) but my drunkenness told me otherwise. He asked for a tip so I gave him a dollar.
After telling a coworker about mysterious ex-con card trick man, he said he probably learned card tricks in prison so as to not go insane from state-sanctioned isolation.
I've only been here for 3 days but already consider myself an integral part of the /r9k/ community
>>29587561
Leave now, while you still can
Do you know all the dank maymays?
>>29587561
this ain't a community. Just a collection of mental disorders mixed with racism and female hate.
>drink a bottle of vodka to work up the courage
>call her and ask if she's available tonight
>go outside her apartment building at the arranged time and call her
>"You outside baby? okay ring this number"
>knock on the door and greeted with a 9/10 asian whore
>immediately hugs me and gives me a kiss
>hands start shaking and I struggle to get the right amount of money from my wallet
>she points me to the shower and asks if I need to wash up
>always found shower sex hot so I jump in
>5 minutes later I realize she isn't going to join me
>go back into room and lie on bed
>she begins by letting me suck her tits as she rubs my crotch
>puts a condom on and starts blowing me
>go to deep throat her but chicken out and end up patting her on the head instead
>tell her she's doing a goodjob
>she asks me if there's anything else
>ask if we can 69, she agrees
>she keeps flinching
>tells me that I'm hurting her
>kept accidently grinding her penis against my teeth by accident
>she gets into position to do doggy
>fuck her for 10 minutes but can't cum because I have whiskey dick
>ask her to finish me off
>she starts sucking me off without a condom now and I am too drunk to give a shit
>she starts licking my balls towards the end and I blow a load across my chest
>instantly feel disgust with myself for fucking a tranny
>go to wash up in the shower before getting dressed
>she kisses me again as I leave
>thank her for her time and go on my way
>realize my creditcard is gone from my wallet
>bitch must have stole it from my wallet when I was in the shower
>she wont answer my calls
>her apartment building is locked with no way in
>she's leaving for another city tomorrow
sex is overrated
pic related, the person who fucked me
>dick
>She
fuck off
Cancel credit card. Report her to whatever escort website you got her from.
>>29587540
>>kept accidently grinding her penis against my teeth by accident
