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Velkommen til /Scandifeels/
Dette er en traad for alle Skandinaviske roboter. Vi maa samle det skandinaviske robotmiljoet her!
Pass paa:
>Kun for Nordmenn, Svensker og Dansker
>Normier holder seg borte
>Nordiske bokstaver gir ASCII-feil, saa bruk f.eks. aa, oe osv...qwerty
kraeft
Ena Norden naer?
>>29585558
>be swedish
>leave house in the morning
>accidentally look at female neighbor while leaving, apologize
>get to bus stop, no queue
>might get a seat this time
>2 mins before bus gets here 6 or 7 females and people of color arrive
>sigh and move to the back of the queue
>get on
>forgot privilege card at home
>bus driver is unsure what to charge me
>have to pay full fare
>arrive at work, do menial job for few hours
>unspiced chicken again for lunch (spices are for POCs only)
>watch news
>another white girl raped and killed by somalian swedes
>thankfully he gets a whole month of community service
>that'll teach him
>back to work, boss calls me to his office
>tells me there's not enough jobs for this week's intake of immigrants and as such they're having to let me go
>pack things and go home
>greet somalians who have been living here the last few months
>had to take them in due to having too much space for my allocated privilege class
>ask them if I can go to my room
>they say yes
>say sorry
>go to sleep
>Honestly I can't remember
>All my teenage feelings
>And the meanings
>They seemed too see-through
>To be true
>It's easier to run
>Replacing this pain with something numb
>Its so much easier to go
>Than face all this pain here all alone
Fuck I love that album.
>I just think it's best
>Cause you can't miss what you forget
What does r9k think of vaporwave?
>>29585504
I like it
I don't like that it became a meme
>>29585504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRU_zS6zxG0
Its pretty good
The music is ok, the meme is bad
How do you gather the courage to off yourself? Any of you planning on killing yourselves this weekend? I want to try but it's so hard to go through with it. I've sat with a rope around my neck in the shed for hours at a time just trying to break the barrier and suspend myself but I can never do it.
It's hard as fuck to get a gun here, i wish i was in the US so I could just blow my brains out in half a second.
>>29585469
You know the problem with this thread OP.
Only people who could answer this are dead.
>>29585469
>courage
>suicide
pick one
>>29585469
here's what you do
>go to an alternative chan
>put a bunch of questionable stuff on a flash drive
>throw it into some highly conspicuous location
congrats, you are now obligated to kill yourself
>If I just had someone who loved me and spent time with me that'd give me the motivation to change
It's not true, I got my first gf and I feel exactly the same as I did before.
you have to change yourself
oreagno
>>29585435
were you by chance always pretty normal
>>29585516
Nope, NEET for 5+ years now, never had friends,never had a job
>when you try your best, yet you don't succeed...
>when you get what you want, yet not what you need...
>when you feel so tired but you can't sleeeep..
>>29585386
...you should stop tryharding, and smoke some dank weed
>tfw all women look like ugly men without makeup
Why is it like this? It's not fair.
You're not looking at the right women then.
>>29585396
lol a majority of women look worse than men without make up
it's because men have actually to solve their body issues instead of just painting over them.
>>29585378
you're gay
originalo
> be me
> Had a oral test for my degree
> Be in stress for that
> I thought it was with a PowerPoint so I did one
> In fact it was a simple oral exchange
> Get stressed
> So much stress and hate about myself that some tears was out in front of the fucking teacher
> I still managed the rest of the test (but not as good as it's needed)
Why am I a fucking weak idiot ? And how the hell can I change that please ?
I already lift, read many books want to start dancing and hypnosis, etc... I try to be a better me but I don't see any results
>some tears was out in front of the fucking teacher
how many tears?
>>29585391
Too much bro, almost crying. I hate my self so much god damn it
>>29585419
why did you take it so seriously?
>thought trannies were a meme you only see on college campuses, news or porn, never seen one in real life
>tranny saves my life from a drugged up nigger with a knife>can't get either of them out of my mind
I don't fucking know anything anymore.
Don't ever leave the house robots.
>>29585334
tell us a story anonymous
>no greentext story
What the fuck happened to this website? Put a little effort and craft into your posts, fuckers. Jesus fucking christ.
But yea, the world is a brutal, hard place. In the end it all boils down to the fact that some people are going to help you, and some people don't give a fuck about you, or are going to outright fuck you. I wish I could say that every white is out there with your best interests at heart, but that's just not the way the world works.
>>29585824
I half typed one up but then deleted it because I didn't think anyone would believe me
My dad's girlfriend has her 18 year old stacy niece staying with us this week for summer break and SHE IS PASSED OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM.
I am a 25 year old KHV who has never been this close to a hot girl in my life and I am freaking the fuck out. She is so hot all I want to do is sniff her feet but I dont want to get caught.
If I got caught what could happen? Could I go to jail? Would I be a rapist? My dad would definitely kick me out but I don't think I can help myself my dick is so hard I must smell her feet
That is a 2/10 ass
Just fuck a hooker. Will cost $200 max
>>29585329
she wants you to fucking "rape" her idiot
Here is a clearer pic
I am so nervous I am shaking
>working night shift in agribusiness
>got drunk cuz its my birthday 25 years old and that's the only present I get
>don't know if or when I have to work tomorrow (today) because I have to wait for the boss to call me
>depends on the weather and if the crops (organic peas) are ready to process
>haven't had a day off in over a week and no time to do chores
>trash everywhere in my shitty apartment dirty dishes running out of clean clothes
>girl Im trying to be with is getting pissed cuz I have no time to see her
JUST
>>29585266
Should have went to college faggot.
damnit guys I don't need your pity but just remember any time you eat frozen peas a robot like me is just getting his life fucked up to bring those peas to your table
>>29585313
enjoy your debt
So you're here of all places tonight huh?
Well then Mr Anon, tell me about your woes while I fix you something to drink. What's it gonna be tonight?
>>29585262
>it's 3am
>you're still on /r9k/
nope, I'n not going to live like this. A coffee, please bartender.
>>29585262
Steel Reserve Pineapple please good sir.
Lots of stuff to do, but it is on hold for later. Even though I want to do it now. Taking a vacation from work in a few days. Will be nice and relaxing.
>>29585262
I'll have a beer, and I'll lend my ear for any speakers.
Do robota appreciate aesthetics? Music, physique, design, the meme?
Post your beloved aesthetics so that we may all ascend from a normal bottle of water to a Voss bottle of water.
>>29585216
Rebel's ass counts, right?
t. /asp/
>>29585243
Yes absolutely
Does this count op?
>>29585276
that town is comfy as fuck
>all wood everything
>snow keeps the noise down
Normies constantly make fun of us for being "losers", but now it's time to analyze retarded stuff that they do all the time.
>normies that consume poison such as alcohol or tobacco to fit in socially, waste insane amounts of money to maintain their habit with no regard for the future, saying that "you're gonna die from something" without realising that they'll suffer from painful chronic diseases and a slow death if they keep it up
>normies that allow themselves to become fat by not giving a single shit about nutrition or exercise, they don't even bother cooking at all and fill their mouths with fast food/processed shit, most of them will suffer and die in their 50s
>men that decide to marry a woman and inevitably get BTFO with a divorce after a few years, but many of them actually bother marrying other women after that divorce, which is extremely retarded especially if they're not rich to start with
There are probably many others, post them here.
Many, or maybe even most normie things seem to be literal memes.
>>29585209
>they waste their time posting all day on a Costa Rican toad wrestling forum
HAHAHAHHAHAA-wait
>>29585308
t. normie pro
>there are wagecucks slaving away right NOW
HOLYHITHAHJAHHAHAHAHJHAHALLLLMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
HHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>29585187
Shutup, faggot.
>It hurts anon, it hurts.
>>29585187
Thisis happening all the time. They're the well-oiled cogs in the machine.
>somewhere in the world there's a wagie stuck in traffic
PppfffffffffffffttttttHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
