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sick beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0YVNimYUlg
I was going to call you a faggot, but that's actually somewhat good beatboxing.
> came in to shit on op
> beat was actually good
what has this board become..
Quality meme music thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
>tfw no bibliothecographer bf
>tfw no elaborate gf
>>29588316
Thanks, Doc.
I drew and wrote my 10th library.
>tfw no bf to play total war with me
I'd even buy you total war warhammer if you wanted.
Even disabled people have sex. What's your excuse now?
>>29588312
>excuse
mental illness.
excuses
>shitskin
>might be autistic
>deathstare constantly for no reason
>strange dialect
>5`8
>6/10
>afraid of people
>weigh 55 kg because no mass.
>>29589335
>6/10
So you're actually attractive then? Fuck off chad
>he has "the eyes"
>he has a flat nose but is not Asian
>>29588399
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
holy shit how is this not original
>>29588311
>likes vaporwave unironically
>or any other meme genre
Why do non Americans visit this board? Do they not realize how much easier it is to live a social life outside of America? America is literally a nightmare for someone with bad social skills because of the emphasis on extroversion and cliques. If you're not American you can't even claim to be a robot.
>Most coddling and infantilized country in the world.
>Anyone can get a job, sure, maybe just as a waiter- but still.
>All the amenities of a first world country.
>300m people, always can find fellow freaks .
Go to Russia for 6 months.
>>29588296
Yeah because humans in the rest of the world are so different. In murica you have a structure of clubs and sports where the social hierarchy is somewhat determinded by what you do. See band kids, jocks etc.
Where i come from you just have too be cool, no matter what you do or can.
>>29588296
same with the whole western world faggot.
Is your life more depressive in summer? How many hours you stay at home in a day?
only leave once every 2 weeks for groceries
>>29588299
Do you live alone or with your family?
>get more and more depressed
>stop leaving the house
>gain like 30 pounds over 2 years
>clothes don't fit anymore (1 more reason not to leave the house)
>desk chair finally gives up and breaks under my weight last week
>try to fix it
>breaks again
>and again
>new chairs that can actually support my weight start at 350 euro
>no money
>get more depressed since now i can't even comfortably shitpost anymore
how has your summer been so far?
g-guys i stopped being a neet today, going to start work tommorow as a construction worker
what should i expect?
Delayed onset muscle soreness
Better get some sleep then Wagekek!
>>29588245
Good job, man, I'm proud of you.
oregano pamajero
w-what did I do wrong skele ;_________;
Please never make this thread again, Ausbot threads are terrible.
>>29588274
i-i'm sorry....:(origi
any ausNEETs get their pension today? feels good man
>bought pic related for $400
>5 girls already complimented me when I went food shopping with mommy
:) . Why haven't you guys tried wearing top grade cologne to attract hot girls. It literally jumps you up 3 points of attractiveness in the 1-10 scale.
>>29588183
Jesus Christ how much a pleb can you be
>>29588283
>he can't afford he best mens cologne out there right now
how pathetic
>>29588183
>spent all my money on cologne
>can't afford decent bait
2/10, made me reply
>be lonely robot
>join several dating sites
>nothing but normie skanks
>>29588072
So what do you want? Some young, edgy "alternative" slut that has mental issues, and who has been choked, fucked and degraded by Chad numerous times?
Normie women would give you less problems, even though many normie women are sluts and whores too.
>>29588072
The girl that is perfect for you is not to be found on a dating site.
>>29588117
>tfw too beta to ask a girl out irl
Why are so many young males these days afraid of women? Why do so many young males in western society defend women, and worship women, and submit to women all the time?
Even the young little Chad dudebros I see do the same thing. Is it something in the water? Is it feminism? Is it this fucked up mix of feminism and chivalry that males in western society are supposed to adhere to?
>>29588068
Just a friendly neighbourhood reminder that chads aren't a real thing.
>>29588077
Chad is an archetype, and the younger little Chad dudebros I see take a secondary role to women. The only people who say Chad isn't real are feminists.
>>29588077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY5lYjfFHYg
Oh, he is very real
I'm going to commit suicide, my mind is already made up so don't do the good guy thing of telling me to get help or whatever because it's past that.
I've thought about many different ways of doing it but shooting myself is the only method I could do, I COULD hang myself as a last resort but I'd much rather shoot myself instead.
Here's where the problem comes. I live in the UK. How the fuck am I supposed to get a gun?
>>29588003
Try darknet maybe, I would assume that would be a good way to try
>>29588020
How reliable is it? I've got no experience with bitcoins and I've only been on there a few times for a little browse to pass time.
>>29588221
I honestly don't know, it might be a hassle to get on their and get bitcoins etc but if your really ending it all then it shouldnt be too annoying to figure it out
>go through regular sexual assault training in the military for 6 years
>Go through frequent sexual assault training in college
>Still don't feel ready to commit sexual assault
How much training is enough?
Try it out in a dark area. Doesn't have to be a girl you wanna fondle or fuck, just practice.
It's crazy.
I just don't feel like any of the material actually prepared me for it.
>>29587897
You really only gain real experience when you go out and do the real thing. The training is helpful but I have never seen someone come out of training who was good at sexual assault. You have to go out there and put in your hours to get experience.
You get knowledge that someone will raid a house party happening on your block and kill everyone inside.
You realize this will happen in precisely one hour.
Having this knowledge, what would you do?
>>29587853
Crash that party andwait for death
>>29587853
Nothing.
Precisely nothing.
drug and rape the hottest chick I can find, they're gonna die anyways
I sent dick pics to this girl I like and now she isn't responding.. Wtf do I do?? Should I say my friend took my phone sorry
send another pic but zoom in on your nuts
>>29587840
Send a few more. Use some artsy filters.
You should send her a pic of you cumming on a photo of her. That way she knows you like her.
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