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Who /pathetic/ here?
>go for a walk in the morning on the long country roads by my house
>after a while decide to head back
>see a man walking his dog a bit behind me
>too scared to turn around and walk by him so keep going
>takes me 3 hours to walk the long way to my house
>>29588791
you were willing to forgo walking near another person, for a 3 hour hike??
>>29588791
Right.
Either you have a ridiculously inflated opinon of yourself and your worth and couldn't be near anything that might possibly endanger your existence, however real or imagined or...
You are such a coward that "spineless" doesn't even adequately describe how unwilling you are to face up to even the tiniest facets of modern life.
>>29588791
Is this true OP?
If it is, you have reached the apex level of pathetic and should see a therapist asap.
r9k, which one would you pick?
On the left, you have a girl who still has her innocence (virgin)
On the right, you can see what happens when a woman has sex with more than 1 guy.
She becomes hardened and cold, unable to pair-bond.
Which would r9k pick?
I don't even know what kind of response you want from us seriously what the fuck anon
>>29588754
What is this image supposed to be? It's weird. Also why is there an amiga logo on it?
>>29588729
Who cares you will never get laid anyway, anyone posting something this autistic has ZERO CHANCE shouldnt you be out with mum buying clothes for school?
>that feel when you finally get a taste of the normie lifestyle and you realize your entire life has been a waste up until that point
I've wasted 22 years of my life. The past month alone has been more enjoyable and meaningful than any other part of my life so far.
>>29588704
It's not like I avoid the normie lifestyle because I delude myself into thinking that I'm a special snowflake or anything.
For some people the normie life is seemingly unattainable.
But I'm happy for you. You have escaped the cave, and you should flee. The rest of us will stay here, all chained up.
>>29588704
What have you been doing?
That's only because you got a new experience. The happiness is short lived.
Why are negroes so successful with white women?
>>29588702
literally don't give a fuck. kill yourself
>>29588702
The jews, man
Always blame the jews
>>29588702
They arent you project normalize scumfuck. Only hood rat white girls getting back at daddy like black guys, the rest is just porn shilling.
You will never put your penis in a virgin pussy.Even if by some miracle your penis would touch a pussy in your lifetime,it's going to be a pussy that has been destroyed by hundreds of chaddy cocks.Anon you missed out on virgin pussy.
>>29588699
>You will never put your penis in a virgin pussy
You might not
>>29588699
virgin pussies dont look like that. that girl is a porn star and probably has fucked 1000 dudes. she just got lucky and got born with a pretty pussy as oppose to a roastie, kind of how you were born with a small dick instead of a big dick.
some virgin pusises look like roasties, nearly half of women develop prominent labia during puberty
I actually busted inside a virgin pussy my first time, and quite a few times after that. Probably won't have sex again though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
This woman would literally rather have sex with a dog then have sex with you, explain yourselves.
It's not my fault dogs bigger benis than I do.
>>29588665
This is a strawman argument.
Why do you assume responsibility of this on me?
How the fuck is this shit legal?
Hey anon, can you give me a massage?
>>29588580
No I don't like twinks.
I like my men thick.
>>29588580
No I am bussy right know
>>29588580
That ass looks unnatural
Whats your lame excuse for not lifting?
My muscles are sore from lifting yesterday.
>>29588536
Chad doesn't let me use the benches and keeps making fun of me, the entire gym laughs.
>>29588573
This
today is my off day
What's the point in flirting?
I've outright told my qt I like kissing her and that I want to kiss her but she rejects, flirts all day and kissed me anyway
What's the fucking point? I didn't contribute last time either I just stare at her and smile.
>>29588491
>he doesnt like being cute with girls and teasing them
dude you dont just ram your dick in, girls like foreplay before they get to the action.
and this isnt girls just being illogical, foreplay and flirting are fun if you get into it.
sex/love are emotional and not purely physical. Flirting is a way to make each other feel wanted and special and aroused with just words and body language.
in many animals, even after they pick a mate there is a mating dance before the mating.
>>29588723
I made it clear that all I wanted were kisses though. I don't want to learn how to flirt just for a kiss.
>>29588491
>What's the point in flirting?
It's fun.
>So anon, have you ever visited 4chan?
>Haha, I've visited once just to check what all the hype was about, not really my taste.
>Oh okay.
Wew lad
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>that feel when my coworker goes to 4chan
>mfw today I heard a 14 year bragging about he visiting /b/
>>29588579
forgot image
oreganooo gdxhfy
>tfw the MILF next door has her undergarments out drying on the clothes line
think I might do a wank
Enjoying the little things in life.
>>29588426
Gotta love them MILFS
>>29590686
actually, no, I don't, and you can't make me
how come nobody likes me
>>29588417
we do anon.
just remember to bee yourself.
>>29588417
I like you and your silly frog pictures, anon
>>29588417
Cuz you don't make them laugh, or comfort them, or share wisdom
anyway i can just get rid of all my emotional attachment to girls?
i'm sick of getting depressed over girls that don't even remotely care about me. i wasted today sitting around doing nothing while thinking about "how pretty she is" like a little fucking bitch. i want to break bitches hearts and not give a fuck. any tips?
the only tip here is the one on your sad, stubby lil dick
sorry anon, you're fucking doomed. If you even have thoughts like this you are incapable of actually accomplishing your goals. Chads don't even realize how many hearts they break, stacies realize it but are manipulative as fuck so they don't care if you're a shell after they're done with you. All you can do is accept the fact that you're a worthless cuck and try some of those "self help" things about improving your mindset and losing weight(if thats a problem for you)
>>29588416
Realize that they probably don't know you or care about you, and force yourself to do the same. I don't break hearts like Chad's do, but I've broken a few and talk to plenty of 7s and 8s. What separates me from most people is that I don't give a fuck about most people in general, and it keeps me from hesitating when I want to make a move.
So I am making a group chat for a few people online.It circles owners all the time, and now I am the owner.
The catch is, we have to make up questions for the users to answer.
Does /r9k/ have any fun ones?
Doesn't matter if it's lewd or offensive.inb4 obligatory ''why would you make this thread.
What are you running from?
What doth life?
superpowers which.
>>29588477
>What are you running from?
The responsibility of coming up with my own questions.
What is your shitty excuse for not having a cat yet? They're basically your little robot pals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG5fFI3eorg
>>29588361
Because they're basically reddit the pets.
Just look at that video.
Like I need an excuse not to suck up to the shittiest "animal" on earth. They are literally trash.
I bet you are one of those obnoxious Simon's Cat watchers who are so fucking retarded that they do not realize that Cats just try to destroy everything. They smell, they have no respect for their owner, their hair is fucking everywhere, they fuck up your shit and they cannot be trained (or little).
They'd sell you in a heartbeat if they could.
If you try to refute any of my points you are a delusional cat-lady type person and your license to breathe should be revoked as soon as possible.
>>29588384
>cats
>"reddit" pets
This is truly the end times for 4chans
