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I DONT GET IT
WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE ME
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
REEEE
You look like a chubby gay michael jackson.
No joke.
>>29584767
Beat me to it.
origin comment
>>29584707
This is the first time I came here in a long time and you're still posting my pictures dude? I thought you said you were done doing that?
Should i link /r9k/ the ultimate fetish video?
I DONT KNOW IF U SHOULD KEEP THESE LINKS A SECRET OR LEAK THEM ON /R9k/ CAUSE I KNOW U GUYS WILL MEME IT
HAHAHAHAH
>>29584703
If you're bringing up a secret, that probably means you want to share it. So share it.
>>29584735
should i
>pic related
>>29584777
I think you already want to, and I'm sure someone would appreciate it.Nice triple.
>that feel when wagecucks' bosses don't really care about them
>that feel when the wagecuck is an easily replaceable cog in the capitalism machine
>that feel when mr shekelstein pays you the bare minimum he legally can so that he can enjoy his luxury lifestyle with his ferrari and 21yo trophy wife
Hahaha wagecuck. Better to leech than to support your rich jewish overlords.
Is it just me who has an exhausted and humiliated feeling after working at a job, even when it involves sitting at a desk? Or is it common?
>>29584681
despite all their rage, they are still just a rat in a cage
>mr shekelstein pays you the bare minimum he legally can so that he can enjoy his luxury lifestyle
>mfw minimum wage here is 18$ an hour
I should get a job. Maybe later.
How was your life at 12 years old?
boring and restrictive
Indoors and ignorant of everything
>>29584663
it was the beginning of the end. Now I just hope its the end of the end
Why are so many Thai/Filipino women virgins into their 20s when they wanna be Americans so bad? Are they really lots of virgins, or is that just a lie to attract tourists.
>>29584661
Filipino penis is so small that it doesn't technically penetrate the girls
>>29584661
>he thinks they're virgins
>>29584661
I went backpacking through thailand, cambodia and vietnam for about 8 months.
I dont know where this neet logic is coming from, thai chicks are sluts. I had more sex with thai chicks than anywhere else and no, they werent prostitutes. They love white people especially Canadians.
>Philippines
You mean, the highest density of transvestites out of any country? Even if your logic wasnt complete fabricated, that might be a reason for them to be virgins.
But yeah, making shit up non the less.
saged
>he isnt my friend on discord still
Whats the excuse anon?
Nin#5032
>>29584548
Because ur a gay
I don't know what discord is.
>>29584621
Its IRC x Skype crossover of the millenia
Would you trust an 18+ black girl if she said she was a virgin?
I mean the odds of a black girl avoiding Uncles and Jamals throughout their entire life up to this point sounds fishy. It's like a Latina girl saying she never plans on having kids.
its not like ill ever talk to a black girl so it doesnt really matter, does it?
Only if she was Christian Nigerian/African immigrant (or the child of Christian Nigerian/African parents) 2bh
>>29584535
In my society, I kinda would.
Black girls here from what I've deciphered feel unwanted or are bigoted against, and often end up in black-black relationships.
Which, in my community, results in finding a very few. And even then, it's aboriginal vs black vs islander.
At 20+ probably not, but 18, probably.
>be white male, grow up in safe suburban home in first world country
>be in my twenties, but mom still let's me stay there and cooks and cleans for me every day, she pays for everything because i don't have a job and prefer to spend my NEET-bux on buying video games
>got through school okay, have no learning disabilities and is of average intelligence
>had a few friends at school, maybe even a few still
>health in good order, not born with a disability
>light depression, but don't want to give up not exercising and replacing my pop tarts for something healthier in an effort to beat it
>lives in the 21st century where i can have all of this lifestyle and live in this comfort
>never approaches girls other than on shady bot-filled online dating websites, don't make an effort to better oneself or go outside and interact and is therefor a virgin
>cry about my virgin status everyday
>"WHY IS LIFE SO HARD???", "WHY AM I LIVING HARD-MODE??"
nailed it
next time, put more emphasis on laziness and being a jerk.
>>29584509
jokes on you im not a virgin haha :DDDD
>>29584509
Op are you me? It's scary how relatable this is
>tfw one of your close friends takes his own life
He had just graduated high school with his whole life ahead of him, but followed through with no warning signs at all. I knew suicide was prevalent but never thought I had have to experience losing someone.
>>29584461
he probably killed himself because of you
I could be a prick, but I'm just not in the mood today.
>>29584461
Iktf my nigga.
Old HS friend of mine croaked due to opium overdose. We saw it coming but it still hit us hard when it actually happened.
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLQ2g3B2unk
pink floyd the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpg4qxBYkCY
>>29584431
too active for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntc4l-poovo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMBHVZArNyo
Normie here, paranoid as fuck, I tape over all speakers in my house, i taped over my fire alarm, I take steps to make sure any girl i talk to isn't a serial killer, when i tell someone to meet me at a location im usually at a place where i can observe how and with who the person got there, I take showers with the lights off, I inspect all rooms i go to for hidden cameras, I use fake name for cabs, i only walk on the side of the streets where i can see cars pull up behind me ...
and i dont do drugs
all the robots and neets here should be thankful they dont disassemble fire alarms to check for cameras >.>
>I take steps to make sure any girl i talk to isn't a serial killer
How?
Sometimes in public I visualize very vividly the most horrendous and awfully inhumane things I can just to check if anybody around me that'd happen to be able to read my thought would get a reaction outta that
Get on my level
>relogin to okstupid after killing my account for a bit
>leave it up for a day
>get a like overnight
>notbad.jpg
>next day looking through all the people who will never love me wallowing in selff-pity
>get a visitor
>really qt older girl
>my type, blond, blue eyes, big boobs
>decide to give her the like cause Ill do that to anyone I visit hoping theyll like me back
>popup that says we both like eachother
>pic related
OH FUCK /r9k/ THIS IS MY CHANCE FOR A MOMMY GF HOW DO I NOT FUCK THIS UP HALP
she's a catfish
>>29584412
this, you spergmeister.
nobody will ever love you, remember that.
>>29584412
>>29584430
I already had that thought
cmon man just give me something to say so I can feel it out
Im fucking lost here
ITT: We rate our oneitis
Pic related, my autistic oneitis who came out as a lesbian
>>29584387
4/10 in normal lighting, 5-6/10 with makeup and tumblr filters. At least pick a decent girl to be autistic over god damn.
Bumping with more of her
>>29584387
>>29584844
spoiler this shit, please, my friend
What is with all the tranny/gay threads on /r9k/ recently?
There has always been a constant amount of fags on here, but it definitely seems to have grown recently.
Not sure anon. Wanna purge them and then grab a milkshake?
I think trannies come to gather beta orbiters and gays come to recruit cuteboys.
Apparently, it's part of some "shill/flood/raid" thing. The image containing "plans" (it's that image where someone refers to /r9k/ as robot) gets posted every time this crap gets mentioned. I just ignore it and hide the threads like I do with all shitposts.
Stupidest shit anyone could ever be concerned about.
Ask a high as fuck robot watching monster misuse anything
your lack of willingness to stfu about your drug degeneracy will ultimately be your downfall
oh wait that's not a question
>>29584378
How do u know of I made this bwrote nigger
I'm high as fuck too,
Hi there anon.
>>29584378
>muh degeneracy
fuck off pol
