How much would your life change if you had a loyal virgin GF
>>29580831
Nothing would change
I would still suffer
i'd be dead because i wouldn't wish such a horrible fate of having me as a bf on anybody
>>29580831
You fuckers would just annoy her til she leaves you. Cheeto fingered manchildren do not a woman keep.
You fix your life, THEN a woman comes
>inb4 BEE URSELF
Hey /r9k if you could delete anything from existence what would it be and why?
MyseIf of course
>>29580753
i would delete the manlet gene within me and replace it with a lanklet gene
people. The universe is so large hopefully a new civilization will rise and evolve without all the bullshit SIN. Just imagine an alien race that has no concept of promiscuity, Television, greed, lust. Hopefully they wont have the capacity for those emotions like some humans do. But alas the majority are a slave to their own minds.
>tfw came up with the most ingenious yet perfect invention nearly everyone of a certain demographic would buy
HA
SUCK IT YOU NERDS, I'm gonna be rich and will be free'd from this shithole, the fuck you gonna do now? Fuck you all you're scum.
I already got an appointment so me and this rich asshole can fund this shit.
Again, SUCK IT.
Doubt it man
good luck to you mr
>>29580792
I can't wait until I completely block this website and leave passive aggressive jelly FAGGOTS like you behind
Mark my words, when the first cent goes into my bank you losers will have seen the last of me.
Keep being a fat useless piece of shit, ,my friend! My idea has already been pitched and I've been cleared weeks ago. I know I'll be counting my stacks while you masturbate to traps.
>>29580838
Thank you, sir.
>When I was a NEET, my speech, feelings, and thinking were all those of a NEET. Now that I am a man, I have no more use for NEET ways.
What did he mean by this?
>>29580728
Gib animu sauce bls :-DDDD
>>29580728
He didn't mean anything, he's just cribbing from the bible
>>29580773
Phantom in the conch.
ALERT
ALERT
ALERT
NORMIES HAVE GOT TO GONDOLA
ALERT
ALERT
ALERT
We've had gondola for a while now
>>29580716
>gondola
Why did that forced meme ever get its own name? It's clearly just Spurdo without arms.
>>29580818
>spurdo
when did this forced meme get a name. its clearly just a poorly drawn pedobear.
>not horny
>fap anyway
dopamine addiction is a thing. nofap is also a thing. both are objectively good.
>>29580672
epic blog original poster
how do i unsubscribe?
>>29580672
I have to do this every couple of days or the buildup drives me crazy and eventually (4 or more days) it actually hurts to cum.
I haven't been actually horny in years.
>tfw no promiscuous gf to go out, suck some guy's cock and send me pictures of her being a dirty slut
why even live?
>ywn have slutty gf
it's just not fair
>>29580745
more? where is this from?
That's normal now for us betas.
My ex-boyfriend likes this kind of shitty emo music and insists letting music play all throughout the whole day. He literally had bluetooth speakers in the living room so music would play every house. When it's not this emo shit, it's some 10 minute long instrumental. He had playlists for different times of the day and for different kinds of activities. Only turns it off when he's not home, someone wants to do something (reading/homework/TV/videogames/etc), or when he's about to sleep.
Keaton Henson - Lying to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6-QvBz9_lY...
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He also has a bunch of movie/videogame/anime soundtracks and thinks he's slick when he plays them at parties.
Shit, I've played most of these songs for my ex on my guitar, so I thought you were talking about me for a second. I'm too poor for bluetooth speakers though.
- liked watching shitty Youtube channels like Leafyishere
- unironically found shitty memes hilarious
- had the shittiest taste in anime waifus
- had the IQ of a rock
Any armpit bros here?
Why are armpits so fucking sexy.
No hairy pits please.
I know that feeling OP, love me some armpits.
Stinky or not stinky? I'm partial to stinky myself.
>>29580558
Not stinky, but i dont particulary mind either way tho.
There was a pic of the starwars girl showing her armpit, it was perfect.
Patrician taste senpai.
Sweaty armpits are the best.
Sup /r9k/, tranny here.
Last month I got my balls cut out and I've been taking hormones for 3 years. All that's left is an empty little sack.
It's a pretty good feel. I can cross my legs and press my thighs together and there's no annoying gross balls in the way.
>pic very related, I didn't pay a dime, you, the taxpayer, did :^)
But do you pass, though? I doubt it.
What am I saying, this is bait
>>29580499
Can you show us a pic of your balls and peepee?>>29580531
>>29580531
you gun and ruined it for him.
>tfw I want a white bf but white bois don't like black girls
Where the white niggas at?
I'm Latina and only scrawny weak whites like me. I want one who is cunning and handsome!
>>29580472
I'll be your bf babby
>>29580586
But scrawny fem whites are the best
Do any of you have disgusting rooms/neetcaves?
Please post your messy robot rooms
>>29580467
peasant
>>29580467
i have a few saved
>>29580552
Way too clean. Where the piss bottles? Where the rotting food? Where all the cigarette butts and ashes? The only peasant here is you. Desu
Someone is trying to get her to become boa food. How would we do that?
>>29580460
I think we need to get a large enough snake to eat her then lure her to a location where she is in close proximity to a starving boa constrictor.
>>29580460
Op pls post moar pics of dis girl desu
>>29580560
I will
>>29580509
Well wear do we get it? And how do we get Alyssa Welch to do this?
Here's the original
>>691882727
Would you settle for an average chubby girl with a hairy pussy?
>>29580459
hair and weight can be removed so yes i would if she was nice.
>>29580459
fuck yes I would
oreganohairypuss
yes absolutely
bonus points if she got tattoos
Where can I meet people and make friends at 23?
>actually making this thread
You're doomed Anon
>>29580441
/soc/
bars
clubs
just b urself :)
In all seriousness I haven't a fucking clue otherwise I wouldn't be drinking alone on a fucking Monday night in my room on a fucking Taiwanese tapestry trade site as a full grown adult
>>29580441
Nobody likes you when you're 23, sorry dude