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>walk in on your sister doing pic related
wat do
Do dog dicks bend backwards like that? I imagine they'd only try to mount like usual.
>>29577294
>Do dog dicks bend backwards like that
yeah when they knot
they're pretty flexible
>>29577309
Won't it still try to turn around?
The girl is really cute though.
How long till r9k is famous once again?
Once we get a good meme rolling again instead of "I hate chad" and "who here likes feminine dick?" threads by tripfags and anime posters.
why did they shoot randy bo bandy
>>29577184
When another mass shooting can be linked here, obviously.
tfw you're just all round BETTER than everyone else...
Why would you make this thread?
tfw is supposed to be a feeling that a lot of people have felt. If you feel you're better than everyone else, how could anyone else feel that feel?
>>29577240
lots of people FEEL that they're better than everyone else, regardless of the actual fact of the matter. thus many people, perhaps the majority of people, could relate to this tfw
>>29577506
yeah, but doesn't that just mean that they're all idiots for thinking that?
I am an insane person obsessed with this one girl. She won't respond to me anymore on Facebook. I will do almost anything to be with her. What do?
Move to North Carolina bruh. And by that I mean NO CONTACT. She clearly doesn't give a shit about you so stop wasting your time. Plenty of fish in the sea bruh
>>29577222
Why NC?
>>29577270
Cause if she's not messaging back then she doesn't give a shit about you.
Just broke down crying in front of my entire extended family.
>>29577156
>Just broke down crying in front of my entire extended family.
Even the hot cousin?
Why?
How did they react?
>>29577156
Id never do that. Regardless of how bad they humiliate me. I would stand up leave and tell them to go fuck themselves before i let them defeat me like that.
How many of you live alone?
what age did you move out?
would you say its better or worse than living with parents or renting a room?
>Lived from age 22-23
>Roommates from 24-25
>Lived alone from age 26-33
Living alone as a wagecuck is awesome. Doing it has a NEET sucks after a year or so.
Renting a room is ok if it has a private entrance and your own bathroom/mini fridge. Interaction with homeowners should be minimized.
All options are better than living with parents.
>>29577151
>implying any one here isn't a neet living with their parents
I do, as a neet.
My parents own a number of properties, and I live in a house that's 2hrs away from them. When they die it will be mine and it is paid off. I pay for nothing now, but one day I'll have to get a job.
It's way better than living with them. But kinda lonely sometimes.
when did all went downhill for you, guys?
>>29577143
The moment Ms. Applebaum kept me after class to "go over the material"
When I realized I made no connections throughout highschool, relationship or otherwise, and came to the conclusion that I cannot function as a regular human being.
Sub-standard.
>>29577143
When I entered elementary school as a fat kid.
All the times I decided to give into cowardice.
When I was a stubborn asshole who spurned the world and chose fantasy over reality.
Unlike a lot of the people here, I actually had great opportunities and early successes, but I was hurt so much so early in life that I just refused to give life any more chances.
How do you expect to get a gf without a smartphone?
>>29577136
How do you expect to get a gf with a green bubble povertyfone?
>>29577136
I would say having a smartphone is a very important if you're looking to hook up with girls. I remember a week ago at my job i was talking to this girl when I went out for a smoke, she seemed really into me until she asked what my number was and I told her I didn't have a phone, her attitude changed instantly and she laughed and acted like a total cunt.
>>29577748
she probably thought you just didnt want to give her your number
>I'm really lokking forward to spending the day with you uncle anon!
>My parents said you're weird but that's not true right?
Chad said that about me?
It's absolutely true.
You were warned.
>>29577135
Nephew why are you dressed like that? I don't understand.
I thought I made it, but my gf of 5 months is now basically breaking up with me. She is telling me she doesnt see a future with us but she is trying to be positive. The main reason I can tell is that I recently got a SEAL contract and leave in 2 months for basic then pre/buds then bud/s itself. Shes going to medical school at the same time, and her parents are both doctors. I really dont know what to do, she is the first girl to give me attention and act like she really liked and cared for me. I realized now all of the stuff you all have been saying about women are true. They are heartless.
Man the fuck up you little bitch. Not all women are like this, you're just too heartbroken to see that. Don't end up like all the robots on here and be a sexless loser.
I bet you're one of those faggots that said they were leaving and never coming back.
>>29577112
Im trying to go to buds after i graduate college
where can I find an edgy/goth Asian bf? They're usually geeks.
>>29576989
koreans are trash, the niggers of asia.
>>29576989
Is he ironically effeminate or actually gay?
>>29577043
He has a cute gf. Something none of you will ever have.
post ur steam
who wants to sit on my pencil dick
>>29576973
you first senpai
oregano
add me as friend desu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thesilmarils/
>buttcrack cysts
>>29576964
>tfw no gf with buttcrack systs
why live
is this real?
orginoil cromento
>>29576992
>is this real?
are you normal?
Post something that you created yourself.
Here's something I made and like.
https://varietyhour.bandcamp.com/album/childrens-cemetary
origami commie
50000 hours in photoshop
>make sweet love to it
>>29576903
step it up bruttha
>supernatural attack
Probably means there's an afterlife, I'll just let her suck up my guts. and boogie on down to Hell.
>>29576903
It's a fucking little girl not a big hulking monster I would wreck it 1v1
