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what are your hobbies? mine are playing pokemon, watching anime, listening to vaporwave, and lifting weights
wats vaporwave
Allright
Mine are drawing, hiking, working out, reading, and vidya
>>29575891
meme music for memesters
You know how a guys get a hard on, well do women get a wide on?
What's the female equivalent??
guys don't just drip precum when they see someone attractive, so it stands to reason women don't suddenly start dripping
>>29575831
women get moist
>>29575851
Really?
Are there any femanons that can verify this?
>>29575831
>guys don't just drip precum
Porn does the trick
AUTIST PROTECTION GENERAL
TLDR SOME FUCKING NORMALFAG ROASTIE WHORE WITH ANGER ISSUES BEAT ON AN AUTISTIC KID FOR NO REASON
FAGGOT MODS DELETED THE ORIGINAL THREAD, LETS GO BOYS
>>29575672
ROASTIE ALREADY GOT BTFO'D
PD REPLIED.
can anyone link me the vid famillia?
>>29575713
right here senpai
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=395_1467018662
i'm 18 and virgin kissless
is it too late?
i live in europe
>>29575511
No, but be very careful about whom you choose to lose your virginity to.
Don't compromise yourself and fuck some slag. It will stain your soul and degrade your opinion of yourself, and probably pretty much ruin your life.
>>29575511
You live in italy right?
>>29575511
Jorge, go to sleep for fuck sake.
>job interview tomorrow
>really nervous
>bought new pants for it
I'm excited to have money to buy a gaming PC and pay my parents back.
Wageslave thread? I'm happy to be able to participate in these soon.
>>29575464
>get interview
>extremely nervous
>can't even answer questions cause so nervous
>I have shaky speech and stutter every answer out
please just kill me
>>29575568
Did you get the job that you were interviewing for?
![[onepunchman.tv]Ep_01_1080p.mkv_snapshot_13.28_[2016.03.25_03.12.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gf2zSBE.jpg "[onepunchman.tv]Ep 01 1080p.mkv snapshot 13.28 [2016.03.25 03.12.20]")
>>29575464
>Pizza place is hiring literally down the road from where I live.
I can walk there and back. One of the forst things about my other job was having to stand around like an asshole waiting for the bus to show up, heaving to deal with smelly literal retards and occasionally like 40 kids on a day trip all running around and nearly sitting on my lap - or worse yet having a co-worker take the same bus as me and forcing small talk for our ride there.
Do you think a god might exist, robots? I'm an agnostic who's genuinely curious.
>>29575431
There's no way to know. The only right answer is to be agnostic and when you die, get ready for the surprise to be revealed or nothing.
>>29575431
Yeah God exists, and he hates me
I feel like God's been answering my questions lately so sure I think he exists.
Alright robots, I'm so fucking tired of seeing this board full of fucking normies, redditors, and roasties. How do we get rid of them?
>inb4 we don't
>>29575363
How are you going to do it? Seriously... this is an anonymous image board. You can't change anything about the demographics.
Speaking as a normie, I'm willing to hear any ideas you got. Fucking here forever meme.
>>29575386
Every time a non robot is spotted spam him with gore or some shit, really freak them out.
Make /r9k/ unappealing to anyone that isn't a robot.
>turned 20 recently
>realizing the chance of me finding a virgin gf is incredibly low
Are there women who are virgins past the age of 20?
>>29575342
>Are there women who are virgins past the age of 20
Yes but if they're attractive they're batshit insane
There's a reason for an attractive vwomen to be virgin over 20
>>29575342
Only religious ones
No there are zero. Like honestly there are none and you are stupid to look for virgin gf after high school because they don't exist.
I'm not sure if /r9k/ even had anyone left interested in Elliot Rodger, but I can assure you with certainty that we are far from exhausting the Elliot OC.
It is going to be a while until I can provide more stuff, but by next St Elliot's day (may 23rd 2017) I will have absolute confirmation one way or the other as to whether or not Elliot ever visited /r9k/, as well as some more pics and other info
>>29575341
>Elliot rares?GIVE ME ALL OF THEM
>>29575370
Not just rare pics, but rare videos too
>>29575370
elliot happy days
>tfw ywn have a tall white bf to call u his chink slut and do raceplay with u
>tfw stuck in a non-white country
;-;
>>29575337
>non-white country
PLEASE BE IN LONDON
>>29575352
lmao
no memes, im not :/
>>29575389
Aw. Where? Somewhere in East Asia I'm guessing?
pros and cons to being a traveling homeless person?
>>29575285
Pros: THE MAN can't keep you down, man. Being a traveling hobo is freedom personified.
Cons: You smell bad, look bummy, have to hustle for food, money, etc.
im looking into quitting my job and becoming a travelling vagabond. op, you need to read this book, "vagabonding" by rolf potts. you can find the torrent on KAT. its a great read that tells you the basics of what you need to know before starting out.
>>29575335
At least you arent a wagekek
gg
>have a 2000 word essay on technology due in two days
>haven't started it yet
H-help me anons, how do I do this?I only know 1000 words
50% of words used is the. So there 50% done already.
That'll only take a couple hours. You still have a day to procrastinate.
Try writing in the style of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ
Give me something to do, robos.
>>29575250
RED ROCKET RED ROCKET MAKE RED ROCKET SHOOT DOGGY MILK
>>29575250
jerk off while your dog stares at you
>>29575250
Shit maybe if I posted it this way--
i want to cuddle her so bad
why did she have to die?
>>29575244
>why did she have to die?
She killed Jesus
>>29575244
everyone has to die
all of us secretly hope we wont
>Reminder that she would never be interested in you
>Reminder that she would go for Schlomo BergerCock
also she's inferior faggot
I want a gf.
(original comment)
>>29575191
At this point I just want a friend.
Hell I just want to feel happy, even for a second.
>>29575191
I want an escape
