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How many genders are there, /r9k/?
>>29572329
Two
Male and Female
>>29572329
As many as you fucking want, but stop trying to confuse children about this. Most of them are going to be male or female, unless you make them all mentally ill.
>>29572329
More than two, obviously, but I don't know the exact number.
>mom will pay a psychiatrist in september because i haven't left my house in 8 months
>i dont go outside because i have no friends or gf, i was raised by overprotective parents they didn't let me outside alone
>i dont wanna go
>if i dont go my mom will cut my internet o will kick me out of house and i will be a homeless with 18yo
help
i dont wanna go, 60 euros for 30 min is a shit
All psychiatrists do is give you meds. You can handle it. They aren't therapists.
>>29572306
Its not till september why worry now?
Look on the bright side. You can lie and say you're depressed and get autismbux.
On the downside, your mom will just make shit worse.
I share your same situation, except my parents didn't resort to sending me to a psychiatrist.
>tfw shitlet
How can I manage to satisfy a woman when my poops are smaller than my self esteem?
It looks like a tiny man waving at me
I wish it mattered because I take MASSIVE shits. But no, I'm still screwed.
>>29572476
Nah dude, that's obviously a woman with no legs crawling out of the water.
>tfw I just realized its been 6 years since I left high school and I have done nothing with my life
I realize this every day I wake up and it's weird because I ultimately still don't care.
people give me that "on your death bed you want to look back and say you've done nothing" speech
well I don't have much more than a day left by then so who still gives a fuck right?
Being lazy isn't too bad. Ironically the best upside is you don't have to do much.
>>29572287
What are you going to do tomorrow when you realize it's still been 6 years?
>>29572860
Same here m80, I just don't give a shit.
The barber lady said I was handsome, do you think she lied?...
Has this happened to anyone else?
>>29572286
She wantedto JUST fuck your shit up.
my uber driver just called me gorgeous....shes an older black woman, not so peetty, looks like a man so im afraid shes s tranny but i think she would be a good fuck but she might be a fucking tranny
FUCK
>>29573893
shes playibg love songs, idk what to do man HELP ANON
>but anon, I dont wanna go to bed yet
I see what you are trying do with that blanket and covering up the lower portion of the front of your profile like that OP. I have to be honest, I was guilty of the same thing when taking frontals for the longest time. To you and your loved ones, it may make you look more cute, but to everyone else you are actually emitting powerful creepy vibes.
Deflate your ego and warped narcissistic self perception of your own facial attractiveness. It shows with these kinds of pics. Your eyes alone cannot deliver a welcoming aura (in fact most people are better off switching to covering their eyes but revealing the wholeness of their face t. tripcoder Donatello and his shades). For us anons who are total strangers, you will have to smile. This may be a tall order for a potentially depressed robot, but you gotta start trying. If you are currently in an unappealing dental hygienic state, then feel free to not bear teeth and really.. anything is a step up from that picture you creep.
>inb4 I just think only the features I have shown (hair, eyes, etc.) are nice
They don't mean jack shit without the full profile. People don't pick haircuts from inspo albums of faceless manikins, they get a style that matches their facial features and structure.
>inb4 I don't want to post my face on the internet
I have seen your threads, no matter what they are about you ALWAYS make sure to include a picture of your self in the OP.
>inb4 I just wanna have a "comfy" thread on r9k
Then use an actually relevant OP pic wise guy.
>>29572376
Hmmmm... what did he mean by this?
I hope you had a good day lou
Get the fuck to bed NOW
When you come to the realization that women are second class animals and should be treated like shit with little to no regard for her feelings, that's the moment you become desirable.
Prove me wrong.
I can't
they are even biologically wired to get off on being treated like shit
No, my girlfriend is a QT Asian who loves me for who I am (a kind and considerate person).
>>29572254
you have to care an awful lot about women to feel that much vitriol towards them. caring too much isn't attractive to women, on either side of the spectrum.
If you guys are so lonely why don't you just get a girlfriend? Your life will improve immediately
Wow why didn't I think of that before
brb lads
>>29572242
Holy fucking shit you're a genius
It's time for all of you to go back to /pol/
>>29572183
/pol/ is literally 4chan, if you don't like it don't come here
>>29572212
This tbqh, why not try reddit OP?
>>29572183 (((You)))
the comment is not lacking in originality at all
>he has the masturbator smell
>>29572156
BUT I CLEAN UP SO WELL.
I'm so filthy.. so filthy. I keep being a naughty boy... I gotta keep trying to wash the filth away... Keep scrubbing until the skin is raw...
>>29572156
COMBINED WITH THE VIRGIN WALK BABY
>>29572259
don't forget the
>lives-with-mommy voice
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOMINATION?
It is horrifying
cocoon i think
>>29572167
It is wiggling, though.
I am not savvy enough to make .webms but it is writhing.
>>29572189
yeah, something is living inside of it. you probably just disturbed it when you started moving it around.
now either put it back outside out cut that bitch open.
Why do people hate Jews? We're probably the nicest, most accomplished, & most important group of people?
HANGING ALL THE NIGGERS
TURNING JEWS INTO SOAP
THE THOUGHT OF THAT SHIT
IS EXTREMELY DOPE
>>29572098
kind of like how blacks hate whites maybe?
>>29572140
>nigger hate
>extremely dope
>can only express his rage in nigger slang
A WINNER works harder than a loser, and has more time.
A LOSER is always "too busy" to do what is necessary
>>29572017
You're right, ill change from now on
>>29572017
stop with your normyism bullshit. we have medical ptoblems, you cur
A winner makes commitments;
a loser makes promises
What are the most common interracial pairings in your area?
Here in NYC
White male/Asian female
Hipster black female/white male
White male/Latina female
Black male/Caribbean Latina female
and many other pairings are also common
white and injun
>>29572365
do you live in Oklahoma or something?
>talk to grill
>get number
>text a lot
>get really close
>she starts to obviously be interested
>hang out
>see that she's into me
>immediately panic when I get home
>cut off all contact
Help me
Suicide will clear that right up
>>29571980
I have to agree on this one, op you are literally useless and have no chance at happiness
>>29571900
Christ, you reaIIy are hopeless aren't you?
