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Why do you guys sympathise with Elliot?
>>29567975
fuck off normie you will never understand
>>29567975
cuz hes a real boi you normie faggot now get the fuck out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29567992
I don't have a gf either but Elliot was just some rich spoiled shit who wanted nothing but a stacy and killed innocent people because of it
Fuck this guy man
I'm trying to quit smoking. I haven't had a cigarette in 4 hours. I'm already going crazy.
How do I get through this?
pic unrelated
>>29567843
Stop being such a faggot. Just don't smoke.
>tfw sober for 6 months
>tfw been drunk for the last 5 days
But seriously, just don't you fag
Just stop?
I smoked for a few years then one day decided I should quit and I did.
Meanwhile my older brother has tried to quit on/off for years and he can't.
Maybe some people are more susceptible to nicotine addiction than others.
>>29567871
But I have no self-control ;_;
I just want a cig
Discovered a new fetish today. Today was a good day.
>>29567829
Whats the fetish anon?
>>29567890
Hypnosis :^)original comment plex
>>29567940
Prettygoodtaste my anon
How does it feel knowing that 60% of men throughout history died because of no gf?
It feels historically average.
>>29567804
Saucey sauce? ANybody?
It's some old black and white movie. Claymation video, artsy thing.
who /Gerascophobia/ here?
Damn, in the last year I started to feel like every minute passing by. it's driving me mad because I know no matter how distant it seems, it goes by in a flash and every problem you have is tippled just by virtue of being older. it's also maybe the only phobia which is guaranteed to be fulfilled
get out of your cuck threads and in here. it's a serious issue especially for robots
>>29567797
i feel the weight of each moment and whatever i do, i feel that iv done this exact thing or something basically the same, countless times before, and it has never changed anything or become anything spectacular or noteworthy.. so i am stuck in a single moment forever. i do not feel time pass because that would imply it passes onto something else, something different.. like a man walking the desert, he barely feels himself move because his surroundings remain the same whether he goes fast, slow or stops, no matter which direction he walks. in the rare case a day were to be different, anything that could happen in that day would be similar enough to something i have already experienced and so it would be the same. i have already lived every day and now i am doomed to repeat them over and over.. like watching the same movie on repeat, it becomes something you simply observe and gain nothing from. the movie feels longer each time, but looking back the time appears to have passed quickly, because nothing new has seemed important enough to be taken in by your memory functions.
i used to look forward to sleep because it felt like a new day, but if you stay awake you realize its the same moment.. it doesn't end, it just gets dark then light and its always the same. there appears to be no escape from this at all, and each moment is marked by the dread of the following moment. send help
I'm the opposite. Lately (past 2? months), I've stopped feeling like time is continuous. Like I'm experiencing a series of disjoint events with badly designed transitions. Every memory feels like it occurred in an old dream.
Unless you want to spend time laughing about these edgy autists,why do you spend time here? If you're a self hating black retard , just join the kkk like this vid or whatever your mental illness allows you to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T8L3xcsA3w
To the normal blacks. Have you considered becoming academically successful and that "nogs r super dumb lulz kek" is only true if you yourself believe in it?
i come from west africa,my family immigrated in canada like 20 years ago. 4 children (4 sons). Extremely poor and alot of racism in that town,
teachers tried to "redpill"and "/pol/ meme"my parents into believing that my eldest bro was too dumb for school and shouldn't be at school when he was in elementary school.My bro didn't believe any of that egy bullshit
He got in med school (there's no affirmative action in my province except for natives) then he was in the top of his med promotion,today he's a neuro surgeon earning a million per year (he's in miami now)
>Continued
My 2 other bros saw that it was possible to become something in life and all that, my eldest bro proved it by getting in medschool. It's lack he paved the way for them and opened doors of opportunities they were not aware of.
They didn't mess around in high school and college and were always at the top of their classes, both of them valedictorians.. (please autist remember that we lived in a 98% white neighborhood so it wasn't the ghetto highschool you is in the states with gunshots etc)
Then they both got in med school,they were both at the top of their promotion and today one is a neurologist and the other one is a resident in cardiology
>Continued
So naturally i knew it was possible. Applied in dental school and pharmschool and i got accepted.
When eldest bro got in medschool, some cousins arrived in canada. They saw that it was possible to become successful, out of 5 cousins, 1 became a pharmacist and the other one became a dentist
Yesterday i was chilling with africans i had just met.(I was also with a black friend of mine in pharm,he got in 2 years ago tho)
They asked me what i was doing,i told them and i was told "You must be really smart and courageous to aim that high".
I simply told them that believing it is "unattainable" and out of their reach will actually make that goal unattainable and out of their reach. Your peception of your capacities can change everything.
Believe edgy pol memes and they will become true
Just my 2 cents
see ya
I know black people that love themselves but hate other blacks
>tfw I just rubbed a girl down with oil and massaged her for an hour while she was completly naked
>tfw I'm a virgin
>tfw I was to scared to make a move on her
how could you not make a move on her or be scared to? she was letting you give her a massage with oil while she was naked. unless you are a paid professional that's a huge green light you boob
>>29567642
Fuck you normie. Its not nearly as obvious of a sign as you think.
>>29567608
Did you at least give her a prostate massage?
Or did you ever tried nofap out?
If yes, did your life improve in any way? Should all robots try this out?
Some people say this will not only make you less depressed and anxious but also might get you a gf.
>tfw low test
Why me?
Did nofap for 5 days once, walking around campus was a pain because you want to fuck every girl you see but you cant
did it for a year it will not help you with shit
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. Include initials if desired.
Dear OP,
These threads are gay, stop making them.
PS: Fuck you.
t. Anon
>>29567595
Okay normie whatever you say
Dear A,
You are a very kind person. I wish you weren't lonely. I wish I could keep you company but I am rotten. I don't want to make you sad. I want to make you happy without you ever knowing it was me so my being rotten can never hurt you. I think I am a terrible person for letting you like me.
So anon you said you wanted to take me somewhere?
>>29567544
Not even attractive desu
get out of my moms minivan
>>29567544
YOU HAVE TO EAT EVERY SINGLE EGG
>roastie trying too hard with that 5 pounds of make up and cutesy tilt
I don't like bitches who think they're being manipulative
Who else is down in the stock market here? I'm down $11k since friday
>playing stocks
literally lazy delusional normie tier
It's down again today. If it continues to slide, this may be a good jumping in point.
If not, I've got an alternative investment that I could do for increased NEET bux
>>29567326
>If it continues to slide, this may be a good jumping in point.
I'm thinking adding more stocks by end of today or tomorrow. I think it might surge before this coming three day weekend
Why are neurotypicals in charge of the r9k Kageshi chatroom?
We should create our own chatroom.
Seriously. All this chatroom consists of is a bunch of normies who smoke weed and have sex. Why do they call themselves r9k? That's like a bunch of white people calling themselves the NAACP. It makes no sense.
>>29566757
> That's like a bunch of white people calling themselves the NAACP.
So true.
>>29566757
>Robots and normies on the internet
>Robots seek out anonymous imageboard so they can talk without being seen, or anybody knowing who they are.
>Normies invade
>Normies dislike lack of attention so they trip, make chatrooms, and skype
All the robots stay on the board, or head over to depwizelder. Only a normie would broadcast their fucking face on the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boRzFrmcM60&
Just relax. Dont create a chatroom. It will become filled with normies.
Im down to talk with you on discord or watch a movie on rabbit if you want to simulate human contact, but only normies really use chatrooms where it shows your face.
>>29566824
>Dont create a chatroom. It will become filled with normies.
Not if the owner is an autistic virgin like us and only appoints other autists as mods.
Oh, hello there NEET. I'm just driving home from work. Nothing beats the feeling of pride after a day of hard work.
After I come home I'll eat a luxurious meal, I can afford it after all. With the motivation I got from work, I might even do something productive on my free time.
So, what have you done today NEET? Oh, nothing but browsing 4chan and playing video games. Well, I'm sure you'll do something productive tomorrow. After all, you have nothing more than time.
By the way, better not eat anything too expensive, you wouldn't want to run out of money.
Another day, another miserable day of pointless existence.
Don't ignore me NEETs. I pay for your NEETbux.
>>29566226
>2 posts
>1 poster
>page 10
WAGIES BTFO
>>29566226
it gets old after a while, plus it seems like most people who browse live in seattle, and it's about time they got up and went to work. I should know, I live here, but jokes on you, I live off top ramen and sleep whenver I want. anyones, give it like 6 or 7 more hours and you'll have your pathetic thread up on the first page in no time
>faggots exist
REEEEEEEEEE
If you kill yourself there will be one less faggot around to bother you.
Hate what you can't have.
Reading this thread really makes you think, doesn't it? Reminds me back when i was 26
Do you consider your first time should be something special with someone special?
How do you fantasize about it?
No Girl Allowed ITT
I always wanted to be deflowered by a kind and gentle girl who loves me as a friend (and just friend !). It will full of akward moment, I would blush, be extremely nervous, probably came too soon but she will just smile and accept all of it, all of me.
Maybe we will laugh and debrief while cuddling after that.
>>29566163
I don't fantasize about it at all, tbqh. It will probably be with an hooker in a cheap motel when I hit 30.
>>29566163
I know that it's either with someone special, or not at all.. otherwise it's not, speicial..
All I can think of is vanilla on the first time, then we'd get more comfortable and courageous with eachother. One thing I fantasize about is biting and nibbling, also lots of caressing, maybe a bit of grinding.. lots and lots of closure and warmth, fuwaah..
>>29566270
A-lso I surely am fond of being taken care of, or being dominated tenderly, softly, I don't know.. lots of closure. Gentle at first without a doubt, then I can get more naughty..
