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Any other blackbots here despise black women?
Then Have babies with white women and make more cute boys
>>29565623
Yes
I'm black and I support the genocide of all black women, they're all nasty ratchet ghetto scum.
>inb4 Uncle Tom
>>29565635
Make cute mixed boys for the world
I'm at the sixth episode of Konosuba, and I already feel like crying..
>>29565600
A 2nd season is announced anon.
why? it's not sad at all. it was alright, though.
megumin is best girl btw.
>>29565612
>>29565660
No no, thing being it's just that I feel sorry for myself.
Also I'm glad to know there'll be another season I presume.
Like I just will be reading even just roleplaying (or even barely lewd stories pictures) will make me leak tons of precum its kind of an issue.
>>29565542
sounds like you need a pet sissy dickgirl to lick it all up for you
>>29565606
I mean I'd like that very much but this is a real issue, I have a towel I wipe my dick on every now and then cuz even the slightest stuff can make me leak precum
>>29565606
why did this give me a semi? im straight
Would you settle for a 2/10 gf like pic related /r9k/?
>thinking that's a 2/10
jesus christ sonny you're gonna have a rough time
Would you settle for a 10/10 bf like pic related /r9k/?
>>29565534
wtf thats more like a 1
Why did they keep calling Chad "Jody"?
Isn't Jody a soldier who gets cucked by someone fucking his wife back at home?
>>29565538
Jody is the one fucking every marine's woman back at home.
In the Marines, a "Jody" is a generalized term meaning: any man who stays home while everyone else goes to war. He gets to enjoy all the things the Marines are missing, more specifically the Marine's girlfriend back at home while the Marine is away on active duty. The reason that they're called Jody specifically dates back to black soldiers in WWII. They took a character from old blues songs named Joe the Grinder (or Joe D. Grinder) who would steal the ladies of inmates and soldiers, and clipped his name to Jody.
I live in a small city. I want to meet a nice girl to date.
I'm a 3.5/10 as rated by /soc. (This was soul crushing especially since most of the people rated got 6-8 out of 10)
People always tell me I look ok IRL but most of the compliments I get are from older people so I guess they're just trying to give me hope or something, or they're deluded into thinking I'm attractive somehow.
No one my age ever responds well to my advances. I go into stores and chat with women, and they always tell me they have a boyfriend.
People say "Just go to the club bro!"
Oh sure, yeah, and I'll pick up a girl like I'm shopping for apples at the grocery store too.
The only good days for the club are Fridays and Saturdays. And I still got brushed off.. And even when I went and girls still told me they had boyfriends or were just there to have a "girls night out".
I'm extremely insecure about my looks. I feel like my looks are what's holding me back. Am I just the ugliest ever? Like why is this so hard? I keep asking but I haven't had a proper GF in over a year.
I've only had about 3-4 dates at that, even then, theres never a second date.
I don't care so much about getting laid so much as finding someone I can have at least a little bit of a connection with.
And no, I do not want to get a dog. Dog is not a substitute for girlfriend, why the fuck do people always say this?
/soc/ is an insular shit hole, its no surprise they would give a newcomer an unfair rating, fuck those faggots buddy
im a shut in creep so i don't have any helpful advice, just saying
>>29565483
Don't feel bad. /soc/ gave me a 6.5/10 when girls would ask me if I was a male model. Worked out, dieted, had a fresh haircut and everything.
Post a picture of your self anon and let robots be the judge. Also you will never find a good girl at a club.
>cousin found the teabag fedoras
>grammy found the cum icecubes
>>29565455
Dad found the sleeping bed
>uncle Adolf found the attic
ITT:Feel music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6xlIkaMMWjw
posting a few classics
>aphex twin - Avril 14th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLuQ6X2ixI
>giles corey - noone is ever going to want me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
>nick drake - place to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwa71b33GBg
>R.E.M. - find the river
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0RCmOF1ACU
>ywn fly on a spaceship alone and explore new planets and galaxies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJu0Y7HfPz8
>TES:IV came out a decade ago
Where did my youth go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8E2F_EHSuE
>eat a bunch of sweets
>Proceed to feel horrible
>>29565406
I feel this feel roboto
>>29565496
How do I stop it my friend
>>29565406
Replace sweets with nuts.
It worked for me.
>everybody around me goes out and gets drunk, takes drugs and is generally unhealthy
>I'm isolated and have no friends because I want to lead a healthy and fit lifestyle
Why does it have to be this way?
>>29565402
>tfw missed out literally everything in my teenhod becouse was fucking /fit/zen scared of losing his gains
not worth it brah
I'm like this too. I believe the gof of gains will repay us someday for our faith and loyalty. Praise Odin.
>>29567126
*God of gains
Have you ever realized way too late in the game she's fucking crazy?
Muscle testing is not crazy. If you think she's crazy then tell her and she can find someone open minded to be with.
Personally I believe in some of that crazy stuff too and honestly a relationship will just not work, out of incompatibility reasons, if you are going to be thinking she is stupid just because you won't open your mind to things.
Lmfao what the fuck is this? Is she a scientologist or what? That's some grade a snake oil bullshit.
>>29565427
you are a twat
>>29565427
Nah man, I listen to her and will still respect her. I wasn't rude or anything, I was like "nice, glad they got it figured out"
Muscle testing/kinesiology is legit, but Applied kinesiology is wack.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applied_kinesiology
4chan has forever damaged my world view
>be summerfag
>browse 4chan breads for porn, gore and dank memes
>discover /pol/
>ironically imitate stormfag rhetoric to sound edgy
>have discussion with friends about why some countries are more developed than others
>unironically argue that africa is a shithole because dindus are violent subhumans with ape-like intelligence
>bring up iq studies and racial hierarchy
>friends look at me like they just saw a ghost
how do I uninstall 4chan from my brain
just read academic papers and pretend you understand them
>>29565351
Stay the fuck off of /pol/ and /b/. That is part of the reason why I don't come here anymore.
>>29565351
Your friends are a bunch of blue piled idiots who dont want to hear the truth. Ylu have to learn soft language and I reccomend you read articles on how to be a cult leader. A good place to start is to read the books of dale carnegie. Start with "how to win friends and influence people"
Never depart from the truth, Anon. Its all that matters.
Which animal would you fuck if you could get away with it?
hdf dhhsdfh
dolphin
>You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Black Bull
A cat. It would have to want it though.
ITT: We post television characters that we relate to.
I'm most like Ramsay Bolton. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>29565238
ramsay was a very cool my dude. you are lucky anon
>>29565238
>tfw no 7 day starved wan wans to eat me alive
>>29565238
My god fo I want that faggot to die. Of course, if he has died in the 2-3 seasons I've missed, I'll likely be spoiled on that fact. Woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop nyergeyergyerg
Where has Eliza been?
In the trash bin.
>>29565144
Holy shit, and nice rare Eliza.
>>29565217
I have more, she was a cute kid.
