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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RaS46syJYs
>"instead of going out and meeting people and doing normal things all you want to do is sit in your room and masturbate to TED-talks"
;_;
You have NO idea the struggle these people go through.
>>29563792
more like a powerful sexual attraction to their own narcissism
>>29563813
This. If you value other peoples intelligence that highly, you probably got a inflated perception of your own.
>>29563792
I'm the opposite of a sapiosexual.
Mostly because you'd have to be dumb as fuck to love me.
>Be introverted
>everytime I'm with friends I'm thinking of vidya, porn, shitposting, memes and workingout
>slowly stopped answering their calls to do my own shit
>everyone slowly stops calling me to hang out
>eventually only 1 person calls me to hang out now
>eventually stopped answering their calls too
>alone, I'm fine with this, now I can do what I want
>mfw months later I'm suffering from crippling depression
>mfw pride won't let me call them back
>mfw abandoned all my friends for an introversion meme
>>29563783
Introversion doesn't mean you will be happy being alone for your whole life. You just don't need as much social interaction as others.
>browse 4chan because you're lonely
>have fun, stay up late """""socializing""""""
>sleep in the next day and miss all the normie invites and events
>already 3 in the afternoon, better get out and buy food/shit for the day/week; after fapping, showering and getting dressed of course.
>go to the store, by this time normies are changing shifts, so they're all pretty pissed at you for existing
>seeds of doubt are planted, faith in human kindness beginning to imperceptibly erode
>go home, make food, get bored
>4chan
>thread about retail workers
>bond with anons beginning to form
>another late night, this one later
>fap
>wake up late again, shit. Missed school
>oh well, you deserve a day off. You're a pretty good student normally
>fap
>4chan
>did you eat?
>fuck it, fap
>oh shit, school. Better try to sleep
>can't, go to school tired
>get home from school, hard day
>sleep
>wake up, it's late in the night
>can't sleep
>4chan
>tired by the time school comes
>can't focussss, you'll study at home I'm sure
>home. Dead tired
>fap
>sleep
>wake up: 2 am.
>shit. not again.
>maybe you should take a day to fix your sleeping schedule and study, you did forget to and there is a test tiday after all
>>29563783
no actually it saved my life because i was going to do so many stupid thing otherwise and i mean it honestly.i dont even know how i was going to look like if it wasnt for this site.
Is the sexual revolution going to far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RaS46syJYs
>>29563767
>sapio
I'm assuming it's talking about le smartz.
You can't be sexually attracted to le smartz unless you're a gold digger who wants to find a doctorate faggot to cuck.
Or they're going to shove a cock in between their brain's hemispheres. That sounds more accurate.
>"Come and kiss me, baby! Ugh, suck my cock!"
>>29563767
I watched five seconds and then turned if off. What is it with american woman and super creaky voices?
>went to employment agency because i thought nobody will ever employ me
>chose only 2 professions "computer technician"(what i studied about in high school and am "qualified" for) and courier just because i thought these positions were already taken and nobody would really leave courier considering how comfy is
>got a call today
>they found a computer technician something something(forgot it out of worry)
>it not that hard job most of the times but still who know what stupid questions will they ask me on the interview and it will probably be awkward as fuck
>my gut will explode out of worry ever moment and dont know what to do
I don't understand
Do you wanted to be employed in the first place?
Congrats anon, good job taking steps towards being a normie.
>>29563786
obviously not like i said already.i somehow missed to write that i made so my parents would not bother me about it while i do something that i can make way better living of.
>>29563803
>being a normie
i will never be normie and really doubt they will even employ me in the first place but just the thought of interview is killing me.
>The girl who you fell in love with talks to you daily
>You share a shit ton of interests, even down to gritty niche stuff that you've never found other people enjoying
>She'd a channer so understands your dark humor and autism
>She gets in voice call with you to watch animu and play games all the time
>She knows you like her because you had the balls to confess long ago
>She has an online boyfriend who you she didn't tell you about until about a month after you confessed
>He'd a fat neckbeard who has zero in common with her and has an oily looking face while you legitimately aren't bad looking and have confidence in your looks if nothing else
>Still stick with her because she's legitimately a cool friend but still feel like dying inside
>She admits to liking you too but too deep into 3 year relationship
>Know that she's the timid type of girl that wouldn't be able to initiate a breakup even if she wanted to because she's too intimidated to initiate ANYTHING
mind your own business, dipshit
NORMIES GTFO GTFO GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29563746
>Cucked by a neet
so the meme was real
>call hero hotline
>go through with an hero on the phone
>hotline worker laughs as your life ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9AQVKMnDPc
>>29563745
>awesome!
are all women this heartless?
I recall calling a suicide hotline and a rape hotline, and they'd be on at the exact same time talking to each other. I would then play a .wav I made on Audacity of a girl saying "STOP RAPING ME" and a depressed man saying he wants to kill himself.
Both hotline workers were laughing.
That's how seriously they take their job.They also call the police if you even try to make a realistic suicide story. They're just a redirect page. You're calling 911.
>>29563879
>the last moments of this guy trying to reach out to another human was wasted on a giggling uninterested roastie
this is fucked up
Is it okay to continue watching NL since he was cucked ?
>cucked
Are you 12 years old? Please be honest.
>>29563760
jesus christ i'm not saying "you can't post here", obviously twitter is a hellhole and not suitable for anyone, but could you at least not shit all over the customs of the site to which you are immigrating
>>29563773
Okay, thanks for confirming.
Post and discuss your personality
https://www.16personalities.com
>implying your retarded normie test can define someone as complex as me and put me in a category
try again
As an INFP, this scares the shit out of me.
>>29563750
>special snowflake
time for you to leave, you basic bitch
I'M MATTER BUT I DON'T MATTER
look at those alternative gentlemen, nice AK cap! Goes great with the retarded poses.
>>29563777
>he doesnt know them
$uicide robots??
> Go to language exchange website for Chinese/English
> Meet this 31 year old asian MILF online (pic related)
> Go to dinner with said MILF, her guy friend and the guy friend's girlfriend.
> During the dinner, guy friend says in Chinese, "No offense, but isn't he kind of young?" to the MILF.
> MILF just smiles and puts your finger to her mouth in a "shhh" expression
> After dinner, MILF invites me to go to ramen with just her when she comes back from Taiwan in a week
> MILF asks me if I really just joined the website to practice Chinese
Maybe I'm looking too much into this, but if I could make this happen it would be like every dream come true.
>>29563698
Was it HelloTalk?
man up and get on good terms with your future wife's son
>>29564338
WeSpeke is better for Chinese/TW girls because it's ran by Weibo(think Chinese facebook).
>2008
>instead of asking out my crush I just stand there and do nothing, literally just watch how she walks away
>spend 3 years constantly thinking about her and feeling like shit all the time
>suddenly spot her in the grocery store on the way in while I was on my way out
>smile at her
>she smiles back
>hits me so hard my knees start shaking
>didn't follow her into the store to talk to her
>instantly regret it
>another 3 years later
>been unemployed for a fucklong time
>have to go back to some trade school
>see her again there after I almost forgot her
>she doesn't even look at me
>see her with some other guy
>stalk her online a bit and find out she has a kid already
>mfw still a touchless virgin and can't fall in love with some different chick
>>29563649
>she has a kid already
Into the trash.
Seriously, fuck these whores man.
Relationships are overated, you could have had a kid out of wedlock by now.
Get educated, get gud, and profit.
The bitches will chase your paper.
>>29563713
>I will never cum in her PTP pussy from 2007/2008
why even live man, even if I got a kid with her I wouldn't be sad, I would probably be happy.
Now i'm some Unemployed loser with 0 motivation because I know I never got what I desired the most.
The worst is I know how retarded that sounds but can't stop feeling like that.
>>29563762
>why even live man, even if I got a kid with her I wouldn't be sad, I would probably be happy.
NO.
That's society and this board's obsession with girlfriends talking not you.
Having a kid out of wedlock is hell on earth, I have seen lives destroyed and ambitions shattered..
If I may ask, how old are you?
What is your biggest regret in life?
Staying alive
not become a metal detector manyou people claim you be autistic. he is more autistic than all of r9k put together and never even mentions it
>>29563622
I regret not getting my drivers license earlier and getting a job in my early twenties.
Last Saturday night I was out clubbing for a friends Birthday. I met my gf after, long story short some chav cunt harassed her when she stepped away from me for a second.
I got ready to fight him and he stepped back asking me if I want to get stabbed, thought he wasn't worth it, he then walked off while we stayed where we were waiting for a taxi.
Been feeling sort of anxious since, did I do the right thing?
>>29563621
the right thing would have been to offer him your girlfriend and give him a friendly blowjob.
Bumperino diddly fuck
>>29563664
What would you have done?
Have fun at work today, wagie...
I'll be 'taking care' of your girlfriend while you're at work. Heh...
Another day, another dollar!
You neets are very imaginative.
Joke's on you, I'm banging my supervisor right now.
i dont have a girlfriend so whatever
Find a flaw with racemixing /r9k/ucks. Pro tip: you can't
>>29563591
There is none
Also the blasian people will be the future. Strength and athleticism of the black father + high IQ of the mother = master race
>>29563591
>>29563619
>take several buckets of colourful paint
>mix it all in one huge bucket
>end up with a bucket of brown shit
Why do you idiots think any of that is a good idea?
>county is 90% [majority] and 10% [minority]
>all of them racemix
>next generation the only [minority] people left are halfbreeds albeit their numbers are higher
>keeps going until they genocide themselves via dillution
racemixing kills diversity dummy
