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Has anyone done the research to conclude the average number of goodboypoints (GBP) that would be needed in order to get permanent bennies? I'm thinking that you'd have to get your mom to find a shrink that'd be willing to say you have a disability, which means she will probably have to do some sexual favors to grease the wheels. Then she'd have to do all the paperwork to get things set up.
So with the average chicken tendie meal being about 3 GBP, I would assume that you'd need a lot of GBP in order to get this to happen as you need to get 3 tendie meals a day for the rest of your life of equivalent GBP for your mom. HOWEVER, by doing this, she no longer has to handle GBP again for meals forever (other than going to the store and getting them for you). So in the end I think it'd be only a few hundred GBP and that mostly pays for doing the paperwork and BJs.
I do feel as though I'm missing out on a few variables, any thoughts? I want to refine this number down and start saving.
>>29565143
I haven't a clue what you're saying, I read it twice...
But now I hunger for KFC.
>>29565893
>t. wagecuck
>>29565893
Eat shit and die, newfag.
That being said, GBP is a fucking atrocious meme and I'm glad it died.
Lol can't you guys relate to this so much? Fucking social anxiety right?
girls can get social anxiety too?????
just because they're hot and people want to talk to them doesn't mean they can get nervous
what the hell is wrong with you kid
This video is lame. No idea whether it's meant to be comedic or not. She's top qt though.
>>29565090
lol it's almost like people with "social anxiety" talk about that shit
I just edged for oer 5 hours and then blew out a fountain.
I feel depleted of absolutely any energy, will or whatever power keeps the human race propagating itself. I feel lethargic beyond all hell.
What do? Please help. Anything I can eat? Does a nifty pill exist for a fap hangover? Also didn't sleep last night because of the edging. Can't sleep now.
Try to jerk it one more time
not really
you fucked up your dopamine stores
>>29565057
You're supposed to become relaxed & lethargic like that. Why do you think I used to fap right before bed?
I come home from the gym and I find my cockatiel Vasko is dead.
Had him since I was a small boy, just a week ago he was "Old man Vasko", as healthy as any old animal. I expected him to live to at least 20.
RIP Vasko
2000-2016
>>29565046
i'm sorry anon, he sounded like a good bird.
>don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
His girlfriend hasn't stopped screaming since he died
RIP Vasko
:(
https://twitter.com/_CAINE__
>you will never have a conservative asian gf
why live bros
whh are Asian women so ugly while Asian men are so cute?
>>29565072
>asian """"""""men"""""""""
oregano
>>29565043
I wwant to marry her
If you're not a normie how you know so much about women and how they think?
thousands of rejections means I have a load of experience talking to them
>>29565007
>I have a load of experience talking to them
FAILED NORMIE
>>29565007
>thousands
Sure, whatever.
Would you could you with a mare?
>>29564997
are you asking me if id fuck a horse no im not a faggot like you now die faggot
>>29564997
No, my great-uncle lost an eye doing that.
>>29565230
>faggot
>fucking a female horse is gay
lmao
My sister just brought home some ugly nigger and I can hear them talking in her room. What the fuck do I do?
double-murder suicide.
>>29564977
>Letting him enter the house in the first place
leave them alone, who she chooses to date is none of your business
>raised by overprotective parents
>they didn't let me go outside with my friends when i was a teenager because 'muh cars' 'muhh gipsies'
>tfw im 18 yo, virgin kissless, neet, i haven't left my house for 8 months
>tfw they are angry because i have no friends or gf
whats wrong with them
Why don't you get a gf and friends instead of making this thread every 12 hours
Lemme guess, they're a fusion of Christians and Muslims.
I wish your parents would keep you off the internet.
Femanon here and I have a question for men. Why are guys against paying cash for sex but they're ok with paying for dates?
>dinner 100$
>gas 10$
>movie 30$
That's comes out to be 140 but if a girl asked the guy to just skip the date, fuck her and give her the money the guy would get mad. I don't understand it. All they want to do is fuck anyway, just cut out the middle man.
Ive had much more success paying cash for sex.
No moral qualms at all.
In modern times, it's seen as cheating. As in, beating the game. This is considered unacceptable.
>>29564874
Because in the first case the guy is paying as a courtesy, to see if they are a match. In the second case the guy is blatantly paying for sex only, not a potential partner finding thing.
>Have Chad friends
>One Chad is a shitty person, but he hasn't wronged me in any way
>Get snapchat of him fucking a girl
>It's the 5th different girl this month
It's a very unsettling feeling when you realize you live completely different lives. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous of his success, but I want to become him, not tear him down.
>tfw don't had Chad as much as Stacy, because a Chad only is, because of her choices and genetics he happened to have
Oh I know that feel bro.
I have a friend like that. It's not like I hate him for it... he's cool with me.
But there is an underlying resentment born from the fact that there are aspects of each other's lives we simply can't comprehend.
>Have guitarist bro
>Swell dude
>Posts online all the time about how he's depressed
>Lives at home, doesn't pay rent, gets money from his parents regularly
>Obsesses over one ex of his
>They still hang out and fuck
>He's so sad they're not together
>They literally fucked two hours ago I bet
>Has girls over to his parents place overnight probably once or twice every couple months
>"i'm so tired of being alone anon ;_;"
fuck you
Why do I suck at every artistic thing or hobby I try? The only thing I was ever even decent at was being a dungeon master but even that i was average at and cant do for obvious reasons.
How do you get good at anything honestly
>>29564860
do it a lot. you're probably not getting better because you keep switching from thing to thing.
it takes half a year of feeling like an idiot at anything of worth before you get over the very itty bitty first learning curve.
>>29564860
>I try
you try that shit but dont stick with it every thing takes time anon dont just drop things stick with them good luck :D
you might not be artistic senpai
retards will play the guitar all day everyday thinking one day they will be the next bon jovi but they just amass a load of technical skill and write garbage metal no one will listen too.
If you don't have the artistic edge then it might be worth it to try something more analytical. Just look at some of the basic producers for popular club songs. Half of them are not even overly technical, they just are artistic enough to make something a lot of people can enjoy.
holy shit im so fucking bored wtf do i do???????
Read, workout, cook good food, go outside for a hike lad!
Manipulate yourself to completion
mutilate yourself on twitch face cam while playing mario sunshine
>coworker comes into work sick on wednesday
>i feel i'm getting sick that night
>call out sick from work on thursday
>spend thrusday night-sunday night bed ridden
>monday is here; called out sick for one last day of recovery/to clean my apartment
>to top it all off my roommate told me i have less than a month to move out
What did you do to piss off your room mate
his dad's house burned down and now his dad has to move in and i have to move out.
>>29564751
>>to top it all off my roommate told me i have less than a month to move out
Story time please.
How can women claim to understand our suffering and be robots and have le depression when they make $2,000 after only 10 hours of spreading their legs every week.
How can they claim such a thing when they live life on god mode?
>I'm not pretty
>I'm not good at sex
>I don't want stds
Not all women can make money with their bodies
>>29564748
you just described 99% of prostitutes
>tfw no gf
>boohoo my life is so miserable I am so depressed normies cannot understand my suffering
Go back to tumblr you fucking drama queen.
