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>just predating on 14-16y olds
>see this
kek
>>29564725
God damn pham u a pedophile
>beer over wine
what a cunt
>>29564744
nah mate just hebe its all cool here
Come join us robots, its time for a feel fest
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
All songs welcomed dont be shy
cmon get in here anon!
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c o m fff y zone
If you had the opportunity to be put in a cell where you get free food and internet, but you can never go outside, would you take it?
i'd also need free ciggies, the occasional hooker and weed
why would I downgrade from my current situation
so nothing would change except less anxiety over going broke? sure why not
id probably die faster that way
>still using normie drugs
why haven't you tried lucid dreaming yet?
you can be/do/feel literally anything
>implying I want to induce sleep paralysis
>try lucid dreaming
>get sleep paralysis
>get pyschosis
>loonybin.jpg
>finally "cured" and home
>go to sleep in your own bed after months
>get sleep paralysis
>>29564687
Im dreaming right now tho, I have been experimenting with giving dream people fakeconsciousness
>still miss the characters in a book you read months ago
>bought infinite jest yonks ago.
>whenever i read it I have to re-read pages for shit I missed
>tfw too pleb to even read
>>29564624
its the fucking worst feeling ever. i hate getting invested or finishing any series because of this. just feel so dead inside afterwards and dont want to do anything but lie in bed and think about why my life can't be like there's.
>>29564646
this. i wish i liked reading
>22 year old KHHV, normal looking, in education
>dad wants to have a grownup conversation with me
>asks me what's wrong, how come I don't have a gf
>I open up and tell him that I'm an idiot when it comes to girls and that I don't know how to approach them
>He tells me that I should just go out with my friends, see some girls that I like, buy them drinks and ask one of them to go out to the movies with me the next day
>I explain to him that it'll make me look like an idiot and that I'll get laughed at for ages
>He explains to me that I'm not the prettiest but I look good enough to find a girl in a matter of days if I just ask him out
>he tells me how pretty girls just wait to be asked out, that they're lonely
>I explain to him how pretty girls just post a slutty picture on facebook when they feel lonely and get 2k likes and 50 guys ask them out
>He says that girls don't care about internet that much and just want a real guy
The only reason he got married is because his friends set him up with my mom.
>>29564618
Seems to be slightly out of touch. But your father sounds like a good man, OP.
>>29564618
Have him read some TRP. Then he'll understand how things work with women on modern age.
>>29564618
"No dad you're wrong, women are heartless sluts just out to make fun of me and fuck chad thundercock. Ugh, when are you going to take the red pill dad you just can't understand."
You are given $5 million as a gift.
If you accept the gift after 10 years at a moment of our choosing, you (and your family if you have one) will be hunted down, tortured and killed.
You can try to hide or fight back, but we are men of means with vast resources at our disposal.
Wot do?
i'd take that shit in a heartbeat. complete no brainer to me
easy
I plan on offing myself when I get thrown into the streets so this would still extend my life
if I had that much money I could just go to cocaine heaven and stay there
Is the virgin walk real?
Do you walk?
>>29564631
/thread
commento originalito
>doesn't know about the virgin walk.
Dude, people notice. most people won't care, but that girl you're flirting with sure as hell does.
>speak to someone after having not spoken to anybody for 5 days
>manual talking activated
>walk to the store after having not left the house for 5 days
>manual walking activated
Is "manual talking" not normal? I always think about what I'm about to say at least twice before I say it, unless it's something like "thank you", where its rushed and insincere sounding because I feel uncomfortable with feelsy words.
>>29564630
If you have time to think about everything you say twice you are either making a fool of yourself on a daily basis or you are not in challenging situations. If you have ever had talk to someone for any amount of time you would understand this feeling.
In a few months i start school in another city, i have no soacial skills and the thought of having roomates freaks me out. I never wanted to pull the trigger more in my life than today.
Is there a robot survival guide for such an incident?
>>29564561
>having fresh start is problem
Try your best and find some friends.
>>29564578
>just b urself
never heard that one before
fake it till you make it anon
give me one good reason not to kill myself for still being a depressed neet at 30
>>29564544
you wont get a 31st birthday party with your very own birthday cake and candles.
>>29564544
because you might as well live, if you die you wont get to live to see all the cool sci-fi / space age stuff in the future. thats why i keep going
Rick and Morty season 3 isn't that far away
ITT: Things you have learned from songs
>Time is a valuable thing
>god given ass
>Responsibility is cool, but there is more things in life
>Like getting your dick
>Rode all fucking night
>>29564486
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
orignal
Anyone have any updates on our gorgeous princess Erica Rose?
Ew, she looks gross af
bumping for waifu news
>>29564598
bumping for news on when she showered finally
>tfw I smile.
People always say I am intimidating and scary.
Anyone know the feel?
>>29564444
Usually the first impression people receive. Im really tall 6 ft 5 in.
Also, checked.
>>29564444
Pic related? If its like that then you may have the typical on-the-spectrum smile. Its intimidating because it looks forced.
Im not tall (5'9") but usually people say that i look really angry and intimidating. I dont really have a specific facial expression, its usually just blank, like how an average person would look during the day (facial expression wise).
Guess its better than having a babyface or autist face.
I posted this in a thread earlier. But i really feel like i need to post it because i am feeling really terrible and maybe someone can help?
>feel alone constantly, even when im not
>sometimes feel a random urge to cry anywhere
>scared of the random suicidal thoughts.
>can't smile or look at myself in a mirror
>numb to the feeling of people dying
>no appetite
>feel like a weak skeleton that could drop dead suddenly
>constantly reminded of the only two girlfriends i ever had and that they both cheated
>distrust any girl now
>feel even more alone because of it
>zero confidence
>zero motivation
>scared of drugs killing me one day
>haven't slept for about 50 hours and mentally exhausted
When i was younger i felt like my parents could solve any problem and i felt safe. I now feel like i have nowhere or no one to go to and all i feel is a void slowly sucking me in as my life crumbles underneath me.
I sometimes still wish i was a kid and think about all the good times i had. Good times I'll never be able to get back or relive.
I often fantasise about some sort of device to send me back in time to when i was seven years old without worries
Are you taking drugs regularly at the moment?
From this:
>scared of drugs killing me one day
>>29564448
Yes, I've replaced morfine with cannabis recently because i kept panicking about how i might take too much onpurpously and die. In the end i don't really wish to want to die, but it was too tempting to just toss that coin. But now i smoke daily and it doesn't feel like it will suffice
>and maybe someone can help?
