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Is there even a chance to find a nice girlfriend who doesn't want to use you once you're over 30?
>>29563085
yes for many people
but for you? no
No, it's not even possible at 18, or 25, or even 40 because a girl like that doesn't exist. Girls only date you when they want to use you and once your purpose is fulfilled they'll throw you in the trash.
>>29563085
Depends on the cards you've been dealt.
>tfw I got cucked by my transgender girlfriend by some Chad she met online
i wish i was dead 2bh
>>29563016
That Chad was me.
>being the practice boyfriend
<2bh
You deserve everything that happens to you.
What are some legal ways to get girls to touch you?
>Dentist
>Haircut
>Massage parlor
Any more?
>>29563008
>female doctor
>chipotle worker
>good burger employee
Every chasier
Just accidentally brush their hands when handing over cash.
>>29563027
>tfw her hand brushes against yours when she's handing you your change
Is this show what it's like to be a robot?
>>29562960
>cute girl
>robot
>>29562993
>>cute
you clearly haven't seen this show lmao
>>29562960
it's about femanons
All right you guys. For reasons I can't be too specific about I was born rich. My father is a selfmade business tycoon, known by a lot of people where I come from. This might seem like bragging, it might very well be, but it's not my intention.
Since I don't feel comfortable talking about it with people I know, mostly because it would make me look like a twat, I thought I could just complain here, tell you the problems this brings up in my life and, just to make it fun for you guys, I'll answer whatever you want me too, if anything.
To begin with, ever since I realized my family was relevant, I started to notice how some of my friends only tried to have a friendship with me out of interest. Some just wanted to smoke my drugs, other just hung around to get free food because I usually don't really give it much thought when it comes to sharing my shit, basically because I know I won't run out. Some of my friend's dads have asked me for work when I was 14 and getting out of football practice. I have heard parents telling their kids to get along with me because of who I was (rather who my dad is, anyways). My best friend's mom is a single mother and an alcoholic, whenever she gets drunk I have to hear 20 minute monologues about how I can't understand how hard life is because I'm rich, how it will take me years to achieve the "street knowloedge" adversity makes you learn.
This are just the first few things that I could come up with. If you are interested I can go on, or just reply to whatever you guys wanna know. Either way, if you read this up to this point, thanks. I am aware a lot of you think this is nothing, and I know it is, but I guess when you never had real problems in life, even the tiniest problem is the biggest you ever faced.
i feel empathy for you because i know you didn't choose that life and now shit you didn't ask for is being thrown in your face.
humans, and maybe this is a modern phenomena, like to think we have all the agency in the world.
but look at you, what agency do you have? you have no choice but to take shit like this from people because of how you were born.
you could sabotage your own life, but that isn't logical.
>>29562953
Im pretty asocial so I would just live as a rich hermit or spend my life travelling. Have you considered changing your lifestyle to avoid the leeches in your life?
>>29563017
Yea, this. I mean, I'm not even materialistic either. I live a modest life where even though I'm low income I sometimes dunno what the hell to even spend my money on. If I was rich I'd just never work anymore, have a small cozy house, and hermit all day.
Help me robots, what are some good ways to pass time?
No friends, no family, no job, not much money for vidya, no idea what anime/tv shows/films to even bother with. Only time I really go out is to the gym around midnight because it's pretty much empty then.
How the hell do you guys pass time?
You could learn a language or something like that. I go on Wikipedia, random article and from there I just read stuff untill I'm bored, usually takes at least 1 or 2 hours
>>29562927
masturbation and sleep
Visual art, music, writing, physical training (guess you've got this covered), meditation
Mastery and especially creative mastery is the best, because it's not just fulfilling but has a powerful insulating effect against loneliness. Otherwise I'd try and get involved in some group activities where you don't have to interact if you don't feel like it. Meditation is great for this because you just sit in a room with people.
Post the food item you would be most upset if it was changed, or removed from the market. Pic related.inb4 tendies
>>29562880
Same, Takis are good too.
>>29562880
Flaming hot tasted like shit
>>29562880
Do you eat that shit?
enjoy your cancer
do female pussies smell as good as my uncut willy?
>>29562820
if they are clean, they shall have no scent at all
>>29562820
>Does this meme smell as goood as that meme?
Literally not a single person cares or even can care. This is not a real thought
>>29562846
guess I want a dirty one then
Its 12:00 (euro time) and i havent eaten anything yet. Im about to go to the store but i have no idea on what to eat. It has to be less than 1000 calories (preferably around 800), any robots have some suggestions?
>less than 1000 calories
Why the hell would anyone consume over 1000 calories in one meal
>>29562809
Southern fried chicken fillet in a baguette with lettuce, mayo and cheese.
>>29562829
Be a growing teenage male or a fat ass
How are people even able to live their lifes? Nothing feels real I have to constantly remind myself that I'm person. The stagnation also feels soulcrushing, but I don't have the motivation to do something either.
>>29562771
Because 90% of them aren't clinically depressed.
Seriously, you just named off three symptoms of depression. Like, actual, medical depression.
I felt the same way when I was depressed. I'm not depressed now, but I still don't particularly care about being alive or functioning as a regular member of society. But part of what got me out of depression was the realization that I could help other people, even if I didn't give a single shit about myself. In fact, that made it easier to help other people. Other people that care about things and want things and love things. Good people that need, that deserve some fucking help, someone on their side that doesnt want a single thing in return.
I fantasize constantly about dying. Cars swerving to kill me. Getting gunned down buying food. Anything to put me down. But I'll never commit suicide, because I'll die eventually, there is no rush. In the mean time, I can lift others up.
And sometimes its even enough to justify all the stupid little bullshit in life.
>>29562781
But I'm not depressed, I'm just too lazy to do anything in my life. Seeing how other people like my sister are noving forward and improving, while I don't even have the energy for videogames and anime anymore feels pretty bad.
Is there anything more satisfying than a "kek" (You)?
>>29562748
>make funny reference to videogame
>get 3 (you)'s and a kek
feels good man
Even better:
/this (You)
>>29562748
kek
originallo
Who here has ever seen a naked woman before
Everyone that was here, say, pre 2012.
Irl? Only as a child
>>29562763
Really? How so?
Orgininallity is the key to homosexuality
Who /IBS/ here?
Shits ruined my life, familia, literally.
>hour long bus ride to elementary/middle/highschool filled with pain
>like someone stabbing my intestines with a knife
>teachers didnt care, wondered why i couldnt focus in class
>years later on a road trip with bros to a concert
>im driving when it hits me hard
>have to pull over and shit in a mc donalds for a hour
>leave still in pain because concert
>awkward atmosphere there
>i miss a good chunk of the show in the bathroom
>just now
>trying to sleep so i can go hiking tomorrow
>hits me as hard as it ever has
>covered in sweat on the toilet
>shaking and nauseated from the pain
>wondering if I want to risk going hiking...
Little bitch syndrome
I had similar symptoms for several years, have you tried isolating different causes in your diet? It could be worsened by certain food.
IBS-C and D here, D is triggered by anxiety. The shit has crippled my life, I don't even go outside anymore. Was one of the main reasons I dropped out of college. I kept missing class because it would wait until the last possible second to trigger. I'd spend 20+ minutes in the bathroom and after I thought I was done I would have to go right back in for another 20.
It's been happening since I first went to school, so I must have been around 6 years old or so. It's so ingrained in me now that my body just involuntarily wants to shit anytime I have to do anything outside. I have to drop everything to go to a bathroom. The chronic constipation probably adds to the severity, I only shit maybe once a week.
How come anytime anyone asks, there seem to be tonnes of women here? Pretty sure r9k is 99.9% male
Are they trans or just guys pretending?
>>29562725
>Are there actually fembots
NO
Yes. They are fat and smelly NEETs.
>>29562725
Most are guys pretending. There are a couple of 'fembots' here, but they're either attention whores or not caring about their gender. The few that are actually fembots simply don't identify as such.
therefore:
fembot = attention whore(male or female)
robot = r9k user(male or female)
Good morning, wagecuck.
Time to wake up and enjoy anothrr long week of slaving away to contribute to society.
Another day, another dollar.
Morning neet, can't wait to enjoy socialising with all my friends at work and go out afterwards for a nice meal with my old school friends. Anyway, enjoy sitting in your mums basement doing nothing but masturbating. Enjoy your stagnation,
I took a gap year and tried being a neet and it was shithouse
Fuck off with your wage cuck thread you empty short sighted fuck
>>29562816
>>29562721
>2016
>still falling for it
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