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Women aren't "earned". They're given to you for free based on your genetic profile. Your genes not your performance.
Zyzz is a dead faggot with lame hair.
>>29559663
>wearing a cross
Ain't nothing "Christian" about his sinful ass.
>>29559663
You can still be hot as fuck and be a total robot if you are a social inept.
Because not only does that mean you are incapable of social interaction, but also that your perceived "value" is less, you dont dress well, ect.
Fuck off with this genes meme, yes it determines your life, but only if you are a part of society. Robots arent.
Is showering every other day enough? I have a skin condition that makes my skin dryer than the average person but that means I don't produce as much oils and sweat as others. However smelling bad is one of my worst fears when I'm in a public setting.
>>29559648
Well if you don't sweat and produce as much oils, and it's not hot and humid where you live, I think you should be ok (assuming you don't work out everyday).
>>29559648
Even like 40 years ago people showered like once a week.
Not counting entire human existence before that.
>>29559648
Uh moisturize
>it's monday tomorrow
ruine d my whole day
>>29559626
What the.... what does this morphed Pepe meme represent?
What is it's meaning? This is something I've never seen before. My god. So much magic. So much EXCITEMENT!!!
>>29559639
It's a 'dank' new meme, my friend.
Here, you can have one of my rarest ones. Happy memeing!
Do you work OP?
Not an original comment
>you're in college and don't have a GF? If you're not disfigured you're doing something wrong!
There's no demand for average men, let alone sub par men. I have fuckall to bring to the table in every conceivable human trait, including general personality. If I cant think of something interesting to say, I don't say it. As a result I'm dead quiet 99% of the time whenever I'm around other people.
Without an inherent natural advantage of some sort, a dull personality kills any shot at a relationship. Psychopathic is actual preferable to painfully quiet.
Who else here is horribly boring?
>>29559622
At least you aren't arrogant like peoole on neingaggle saying they are quiet torturted geniuses that only speak when they are about to bless this earth with wisdom from the gods.
>no hobbies
>no talents
>only skill is self deprecating humor
c-could be worse
>>29559622
I know that feeling too well. I'm okay at handling menial small talk (nice weather eh? what classes are you taking? oh that's cool., etc.). But when it comes to actual in-depth, semi-intimate discussion where I have to reveal my honest opinions, it scares the hell out of me. I also have no hobbies or any cool stories to contribute to a conversation. And so I stay dead quiet 99% of the time like you said.
If by some miracle I ever got a date with a girl, she would realize within 10 minutes what an awful, boring person I am and leave.
Hell, even on 4chan I'm sometimes too scared to talk about personal things. That's why I mostly hide behind several layers of ironic humor. Because i'm so damn insecure.
Okay, no fucking around. I'm really curious to see how old the majority of people here are.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10599028
most people here are teenagers I can tell from the stupid shit they post
>>29559601
>Okay, no fucking around.
fucking nigger fuck off
>>29559629
I don't think so desu. But it might look like that due to general 4chan-like behavior.
In the recent past, I've started stealing small items from stores. Today at Kohl's I put on a pair of $45 joggers in the changing rooms, ripped the tags off, and walked out.
This is the most expensive thing I've stolen to date and I get a thrill from doing it. Share your klepto stories
>>29559568
I stole a jockstrap from a sporting goods store.
>>29559568
a tradesman visited to rewire. some items from his toolbag are now mine.
I stole deodorant (2 pack) and a phone charger. Good shit.
Anyone else's ears constantly ringing?
I hate summer because I have to sleep with a fan on and it is twice as worse now.
Anyone have any other ways to cope with it other than drowning it out?
I can make the ringing stop if I concentrate
>>29559551
turn on the radio nigga
>>29559551
>I hate summer because I have to sleep with a fan on and it is twice as worse now.
lolwut? White noise is supposed to help by making you forget there's a ringing.
Anyway, I've had mild tinnitus for two years now. My doctor can't find a cause of it. I have it more in my right ear than my left one but there's a very faint tingling on that side as well.
Mine is really easy to live with though. It sounds like feint sleigh bells jingling. Some people have it super gnarly, I'm told.
Oh, and there was a thread on /b/ about this a while back. I wrote down some suggestions by people but haven't gotten around to following through on any.
-Go to ATA - American Tinnitus Association website and look up sound therapy.
-Copied via reddit, apparently it works (don't have tinnitus myself).
Place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times. Some people experience immediate relief with this method. Repeat several times a day for as long as necessary to reduce tinnitus.Dr. Jan Strydom, of A2Z of Health, Beauty and Fintess.org.
-For me, it's caused by rising or elevated blood sugar levels.
-You guys have internal inflamation. Sort the intollerance/allergy or whatever is causing your inflamation and the tin* will vanish.
is my fetish weird also any draw fags want to complete anon and I's dream with a pic
>tfw giant Elsa will never pin you under her foot and call you a little mouse
WHY
>>29559520
I have the same fetish! OMG!
first time I thought about giantess / vore type stuff was in middle school when we were learning about greek mythology in history class
we learned about this god called Gaia, the mother of the Earth
and that night I dreamed about crawling inside her vagina and sleeping there
>>29559564
haha yeah giantess has been with me ever since i was young i remember drawing stuff my teachers where afraid of but it was just my fetish all along
>>29559617
it's just such a shame that you will never crawl inside a giant woman's vagina or mouth in real life, like sexually, you know what I mean?
One day I want to crawl into a blue whale's vagina but considering no human has ever done it before I am guessing they have some weird ass muscles in there that'll crush me
There. It's done. The fucking nightmare is over. We may never repair the damage that has already been done, but at least we can begin to rebuild and be a family again.
As for me? I believe I've done just about all I could do here. It's time for me to move on. I trust you can take it from here.
>>29559516
what was that? I couldn't hear you over all the cock I was trained to suck in the past month or so. Boy, all this HIV is delicious.
you have to tell the /soc/ people to stay away too
>>29559516
I have literally never posted on /lgbt/ and am quite robotic but I post gay shit on /r9k/ because it's fun
Can you still relate to anything posted here? I get annoyed when I see normalfags talking about thier friends and women
Me too, if you are still even slightly concerned about women or the rest of the world then you are a normie who needs to leave.
I pretend it's all just post-ironic intermediate shitposting.
Yes I can. I don't have any friends for the past 10 years. But I did have friends as a kid.
My parents are getting a divorce. I've never seen my dad upset in my whole life, and his mom just died a few months ago. My mom doesn't care and she's taking half his 401k. I'm so angry with her but she's paying for my housing while I'm in college. They were married for 25 years. My dad didn't deserve that. Shit sucks man.
>>29559493
I think you should tell that to your father. It will mean a lot for him.
>>29559519
He told me he felt like he failed, I told him no one thinks that. I've told him other things, I can't remember, but I'm doing the best that I can. I feel like I've taken on the parent role. My mom acts like she's my age. I don't see her ever growing up.
>>29559493
Tell your father, console him.
I think pretty girls should be pampered and have whatever they want. I don't even care about having a gf, I just love it when my pretty friends faces light up whenever I do something nice for them. I go out of my way to do nice things for my cute coworkers because it just makes me feel good when I make a pretty woman happy. Anyone here share my mentality?
>>29559455
>>29559455
isnt that how stacies are born?
No one should be pampered nonstop
That's how you create an asshole, OP
We did this. Things are like that because of this.
>Hiya anon, haven't seen you in a while. How's your year going
I always wonder if people can sense my deceit as I tell them I'm good.
>>29559342
>What did I say last time? Are you still not going to put out? Get out of my face.
>>29559379
As long as you aren't sweating, breathing heavily and making weird eye contact normies are clueless
It's easy to hide the truth
how does it feel to know that women (especially aussie girls) would rather go to some third world country to get intimately fucked, rather than go to a date with you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDPNeXSVmak
>>29559340
sounds kinda hot
>>29559340
i couldn't care less. ive actually been to third world countries like the Philippines and Thailand to get laid. its the most hollow shit you could experience
https://vimeo.com/134703876
OOOOOOLD bots ITT.
52 years old today here.
And you're still on 4chan? Fucking loser.
>>29559331
here's a (you) for having not killed yourself yet.
>>29559371
>still
it was invented when he was 39
>>29559331
I am 32, my joints are starting to go and I have gray hair and a fairly spent liver
