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I think I might be going crazy.
My job is such that I live in a apartment near my work site monday through friday and then on the weekend I drive two and a half hours to get to my own apartment.
Recently though, I've been unwillingly "imagining" a woman who sits next to me on these friday and sunday drives. I don't know how to describe other than unwillingly "imagine"
She'll sit shotgun, sometimes reading, sometimes just looking out the window, sometimes talking to me. It seems shes my girlfriend or something, she asks me about my family and asks when I'm going to take time off work to go see her parents. She'll tell me about books she's recently read, animes she's watched, things like that. I don't talk back to her because I know that's crazy, but I still find myself looking over at her and smiling when she makes a funny joke. It doesn't seem to bother her that I don't talk to her.
Earlier today, on my drive back to my work apartment, she held my hand. I know she isn't there, but I still felt her skin against mine, her fingers interlocked with mine. I should have freaked out, but I just continue driving, enjoying the sensation. When I got to the end of my trip and was about to get out of the car, she leaned over and kissed me on the cheek.
Normally she just disappears when I'm not looking. I actually felt her lips against my cheek. This has never happened before, I'm kinda scared. I don't believe in Tupla shit and I've never even done anything they say you need to do to create a tupla. It's all bullshit and yet here I am, thinking I'm going crazy.
What do I do
>>29556023
speaking from experience, nothing much you can do except ride it out
just don't forget that this won't end well and you may hang on to your sanity
when you get past the betrayal phase and start to contemplate strangling her, it would be better if you just quit your job and stayed out in the country for a while
>>29556023
no you're just straight up schitzo, not the meme kind that people here pretend to have but the serious kind. Enjoy it while it lasts
>>29556118
Should I get help. I'm afraid to ask anyone at work for help and I rarely talk to my family.
Did you ever wonder how many adults in positions of authority passed around Kayla Maroney? Do you think that's why she's so fucked up now?
>>29555985
I follow her on IG. She was always a bit of a cocktease cause she's underage now she's going full on "fit tea" whore. She doesnt even need the money...
>>29556015
No, but she needs the attention. That speaks of underlying mental health issues.
>>29555985
what is a "Kayla Maroney"
How are you guys happy being unemployed and alone? Why do you let yourselves get pushed around so much? Christ, why dont you just do something about it. Place your faith in God, do it yourself or look for a support group. But, do something.
People are meant to be productive, it makes us happy to do things. Be a nurse or a doctor, go work and do something that matters.
nothing matters and doctors are fucking nerds
>>29556109
Go do something, Anon. I believe in you. I really do. Just put in some effort and you'll be so much happier.
>>29555928
Breddy gud. I work in my mom's garden, but she doesn't pay me (I asked her not to). It's still miles better than my two previous jobs (dishwasher and grocery store clerk). No boss, coworkers and customers to put up with, not stress at all, and I have more time for myself.
Where in the fuck are you black/minoritybots in real life?
You all seem like bros on here but I've honestly never encountered just a regular robot-tier colorfriend. All the minorities I encounter are either stereotypes or SJW clones.
I'm in NYC
I usually blend in the normie crowd for my own sake.
Was a turbo robot back in uni
>>29555923
Most of us don't really talk much or have a presence so it's no wonder you cannot find us OP
>>29555964
>I usually blend in the normie crowd for my own sake.
why the fuck do you pretend to be a robot? just fucking say you are a normie you piece of shit, don't skirt around it
petition for moot to make a women's r9k
im tired of all the chicks
vagina pisses me off
>>29555845
few women browse and those who do can use lolcow for their female feels
petition to ban anime from /r9k/
lolcow and 8ch has /fem/
fem has such a pleasant ui and some lolcow boards have some nice colors. i know one of them is utterly impossible to read greentext on and i don't remember if you can change the theme.
But you used a cute anime girl as your picture! Surely that means that you yourself are a cute girl, doesn't it? I thought it was against the rules for men to post that. Are you saying that girl I roleplayed with in one thread might've been a homosexual male? That can't be right, I'm no queer. I only like women.
how do you guys handle this? I've been i Neet for a year and the boredom is inescapable. ive tried reading, exercising, watching animu, browsed youtube to no end. and everything is boring. how to neets of many years handle it
>>29555841
>how do you guys handle this?
I do lots of drugs
>>29555841
drugs and maybe a walk
>>29555841
Because you are extroverted
So why exactly do you suffer?
>>29555794
because i live
My immense apathy to care.
It's much easier to go through life not giving a shit, since me showing even the slightest emotion is cringe-worthy.
Honestly I feel like that one-dimensional anime character that has no emotions because of lazy writing.
Extreme loneliness, socially retarded, crippling anxiety/depression, and all I want to do is numb the day's pain away rather than solve my problems. Bed has become a sanctuary,
>6 months in
>gf still get over her ex
holy fucking shit I hate my life what the fuck am I supposed to do
>inb4 dump her
>>29555720
Still can't, I meant.
>>29555720
Literally dump her. She's craving her ex boyfriends cock. How can you be OK with that?
>>29555797
It's not that simple. I love her so fucking much. I really want to help her. She's my first gf ever and I want her to be my last.
Is it worth trying to get in shape for the sole purpose of attracting a girlfriend? I'm not obese but unless I become a ripped Chad I feel like I will never get a girlfriend.
>>29555715
>Is it worth trying to get in shape for the sole purpose of attracting a girlfriend?
probably
the pros far out way the cons. and there is a chance under ur fat shit body is a decent body waiting to come out. who knows how you'll look with a different build and a face with less fat on it.
No. You lift weights for your own health and wellness. Doing it for something external will only lead to failure.
Also a ripped beta is still a beta and weights won't fix ugly
>lifting for girls
Lifting and getting in shape will only help very slightly get a gf, some aspects of getting /fit/ will actually be a deterrent if you take it to extremes (which autists will generally do).
Is it so easy to get laid by being tall that even lanky, dorky looking guys like this can fuck qt's with ease?
>>29555705
>lanky, dorky looking guys
Nope, that's a common misconception. Women want guys who are tall and good looking, not tall and awkward faggots. Being a lanklet will only get you so far.
>>29555737
so explain pic in op
>>29555806
He doesn't look lanky or dorky, and he's obviously sociable enough to be around women. Next.
Have you ever tried online dating?
Have you had any luck?
I've tried Tinder but I kept getting pissed off at the quality of girls in my area.
>>29555694
its awful don't do it
>>29555721
What's wrong with the quality?
Comfy thread
Get in here guys
reporting for comort
>ywn have a Ramona Flowers gf
>>29555867
:(
I know
Oregano.o.o.oregano
>*shhhhhhooingg*
>step aside, kid. You don't wanna get yourself hurt now.
>a sword? how uncultured.
>of course, only enlightened gentlemen of a great caliber such as myself have the mental endurance to practice magic
>*red chinese symbol on black background appears as i assume my combative meditative stance*
No... how bout you step aside... kiddo... or try to find me... if you can.
*disappears into huge vape cloud*
>>29555655
Honestly if I ever had the power to spot posters like you and people who browse r9k. I would fucking gun you down.
>That feel when you are diagnosed with shizoaffective disorder and your dreams of joining the army and getting into the rangers are crushed
>>29555632
meme disease it literally goes away in a couple years if you take your meds.
t. schizoaffective diagnosee of three years prior
shouldn'ta done that then
>>29555663
It doesn't even exist
so i was watching some porno and the girl started yelling at the guy to rape her and choke her and slap her
how can chad put up with such nonsense like that and keep a boner?
god knows. any loud moaning or shouting like "fuck me harder" is so off putting. gagging is also one of the most disgusting sounds ever too.
this shit drives me crazy
this is the only sexual experience l get and she manages to make it as fake as possible.
however, l suspect real women aren't any different. they can't be authentic at anything so why would they be in bed.
He gets paid. You know all those guys in porn get paid right?
