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Were the Khajit the Jews of Skyrim?
>merchants
>from a far off sandy place
>largely reviled and scorned
>keep to themselves
>shit warriors
I mean I guess this make sense? I always played as master race based Bretton so I never gave it much thought?
>>29553961
Except the creator of the Dunmer already said he based the Dunmer off real life Hebrews.
Cossack Cats.
>Israeli jews
>Shit warriors
Top kek holy shit
>eat sweetcorn
>shit
>dissect shit
>pick out the sweetcorn
>sterilise it
>repeat
Find a flaw
>>29553912
l'm really liking these Easters
>>29553912
just eat shit
free calories!
>>29553912
The "corn" in poop is really just the membrane on the kernels. Inside they're still shit.
>women are all nasty whores who get turned on by ripped, dominant dudes with huge cocks
Even a virgin feels impure, because this is all they want. It makes me feel so sad. There is no innocence to the modern woman whatsoever.
>Want to get ripped and very visually pleasing
>Don't want women to fall for me because of it
>>29553899
Do you actually think it's unreasonable that most women are mainly attracted to attractive men? What's "impure" about that?
>>29553950
Thing is that they don't mind sharing them. Pretty sure they love it actually. So we robots are doomed.
ITT: Wagecuck logic BTFO
>muh contribution to society!
Society doesn't care about you. You could die tomorrow, and the only people who would care would be your parents. Even if it was more than parents, you'd be forgot within one or two generations.
>don't want to make muh parents disappointed in me!
Who cares? It's your life, not your parents. By saying this, you are saying your parents still own and boss you around. Stop being such a cuck.
>b...b...but muh materialistic wants!
Shows you are tied to the material world and nothing truly makes you happy since you cannot appreciate the smaller things in life.
>b...b...but muh fancy restaurants and driving around in muh cars!!!
So you can't cook for yourself? Instead, you pay someone for a way overpriced meal you could make for yourself for single digit price?
Your car? Yeah, enjoy wasting your money on gas, maintenance, insurance, etc. just to please everyone else.
>b...b..bbut muh legacy!!!
You are not going to be around to enjoy your "legacy." You think George Washington is around right now saying, "Oh man, I made such a great legacy for myself?" Fuck no. He's dead. He cannot perceive what is going on.
Why are wagecucks such fucking idiots?
>>29553845
Christ, wagecucks really are delusional aren't they?
>>29553845
I think it is more
>wagecuck gets pussy while NEETs dont
but but but I am a NEET and not tied to this material world which is why I am so full of self-loathing about not getting pussy and being mad at Stacy/Chad while wagecucks are actually getting pussy because they have even some semblance of money and responsibility
inb4 GTFO normie REEEEEEEE
>>29553901
Nigga, have you ever heard of prostitutes? Besides, sex isn't as fun as porn makes it seem.
I miss old r9k
back when you could actually talk about interesting things
OH, LIKE YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW?
Let's talk about moral relativism vs moral realism.
holy shit those waffles look nice
Why the FUCK do i get so close to making women my gf and then they end up ignoring me? This bitch pulled me along for 2 years and wont even speak to me anymore. I bought her presents when her boyfriend wouldn't, what the fuck do women want?
>>29553824
Beats me.
At the very least I hope you figured out what they DON'T want (from someone they'd fuck anyway).
>buying presents without getting anthjng in return
Problem #1
>>29553824
Don't bother with them. It's not easy if they are apart of your life. But just play the same game as her.
it is time
>tfw nastyass dirt builds up on nipples
>>29553799
>FEMBOT
ENOUGH WITH THIS MEME!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29553799
Kill youself and make this world a little bit better please
>end of day
>go do last pee of day
>puddles of discharge in panties
>these are my favorite panties
>my disgusting vag juices are really acidic
>panties will be discolored
discharge is basically gods punishment for having a vagina
This is the bad man board
>>29553765
Which board is the good man board?
>>29553832
>Which board is the good man board?
/ck/
>>29553832
[s4s], of course
How do we save him from becoming JUSTed?
what the fuck was up with that anyway? something was really off with him in that video
>>29553675
You can't, he was BORN justed. Unless you mean saving him from going full abyssal-autismo-tier levels of cringe. He's self-aware enough not to sink that low, though.
>>29553719
he seemed fine to me. link to moment you think he's off
Remember, it's not mondays you hate it's your life
>>29553661
remember, it's not normies you hate, it's your life
>>29553723
mad wage cuck
>being a state sponsored parasite
>reading Ayn Rand
dude lmao
http://www.strawpoll.me/10597291
>>29553624
Amerikeks, where are you? I thought you guys owned this board.
>>29553624
Bumparuuugggg
I always assumed r9k was 50% americans / britbongs, 40% eastern euros, and 10% other (mostly based on the obvious pol/r9k crossover)
I'm sorry anon, but this pizza is for chad
>>29553538
this thread is going nowhere you idiot
it's not inciting enough
>>29553538
If chad is her boyfriend then that'd make perfect sense. Your posts needs more clarity
GIVE ME THE PIZZA YOU WHORE
Hey, anyone have a guide on setting up helium/nitrogen tank to cpap mask? I can't find much for it in searches. Just want to know the best way to go about it.
Here you go anon, have fun on the other side.
>>29553596
Thanks.
A couple of questions:
I've read that some party stores sell the helium mixed down so it's not lethal, how can you tell?
What's the best method/product to connect the nozzle to the tank?
>>29554817
most helium is mixed with oxygen. laser grade helium is pure. try nitrogen instead. It does the job and doesnt make your throat horribly tight before you go unconceous
>pic of a britbong who voted for brexit
>>29553468
You classist biggot. Smh. It's 2016 anon, c'mon.
>>29553468
You've convinced me. The globalists can have my country.
how the fuck does someone eat all that shit? that's like food for an entire week for me
How do I approach women? I am not ugly and not fat I just don't get like the fundamental concept. Do I just walk up and say let's go on a date? How does it work?
my advice would be to stick with meeting girls online, getting to know them first
it's way comfier and easier than trying to meet girls in person
don't like dating sites, most of them suck and have really bottom-tier girls. your mileage may vary
prefer meeting girls online through friends, or sites like interpals, some forums, message boards, whatever
>>29553506
Where do I go to meet them online? Is interpal the only site you know for it? Do you get to meetup offline?
Sorry if I sound like a jerk I appreciate the help.
>>29553567
Not the same dude, but seriously: get Meowchat. I know it sounds faggy, and trust me, it is, but there's tons of qt's
