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who else here is embarrassed by their job? i'm a janitor at a supermarket and i always try to avoid telling people where i work because the few people i tell just laugh at me
Nope. I'm just happy I'm employed
>>29552815
Watev man, I clean pools. I describe myself as a Water janitor. Having a job is nothing to be ashamed of, but people will fucking lord anything they can think of over you.
A janitor is a tough thing to be. You deal with more shit than I would be willing to, it takes discipline. And the fact that you're willing to do it in the first place means you know a job is important
I work for my dad. I'll never escape his shadow. I tried to go out on my own for a while but failed.
>going to new york with gf for birthday weekend
>dad lives there
>never had a relationship with him, reached out to me and offered to let us stay at his place after the conversation went to me saying I'll be near
>tfw nympho gf
The last time I saw him was 16 years ago. On a scale of 1-10 how disrespectful would it be to have sex in his room?
>implying your gf won't ditch you for the older manlier more alpha version of you
>implying you won't be alone crying to the sound of your dad plowing her holes in the room next door.
>>29552775
3
If you talked to him a lot a good 8, but since he didnt reach out to you, he doesnt deserve the respect
>>29552907
>implying I wouldn't kill my dad and leave my penniless gf in new york to walk the fuck back across the country
Judging by his pictures on FB he's a fat balding 60 year old man with a heart condition. I can take him.
Post your
>Age
>Proffesion (part time or full)
>Paycheck wagies
>20y/o
>Working at an aluminium factory (Just for the summer, otherwise I study at uni and work as a swimming teacher for kids during the semesters)
>125 Sek/hour + Summerbonus (13.5%) + Fucked up hours (I work nights and weekends somtimes)
>>29552774
>19
>handyman at local zoo, college student during non-summer months
>$10USD/hr and 2 free meals a day
What a bullshit thread for bullshitting retards. What was your qualifications for your jobs, fapping to traps in mum's basement? DREAM ON LOOSERS
>>29553670
Losers*
You're fired
>TFW all of your old millenial friends have turned into pawns for the latest political trend/maymay
I dont want to discuss Trump or Shillary like its your fucking religion that you think everyone should follow, I just want my friends back.
>>29552669
My obese uncle with cancer came to live with us and he literally just watches CNN all day and every single time he opens his mouth it's to praise shillary. He's basically full poopoo peepee NEET mode and splatters his ostomy bag all over the bathroom we share.
>>29552669
I guess a side question would be How do i guide someone back that's lost himself in an echo chamber that'll be dead in 6 months tops?
>two people I know who wont shut the fuck up about bernie sanders
>one who is vehemently trump
>they post all those bullshit snopes-tier FB pictures that are disproven if you fucking google them for 5 seconds
Why haven't you denounced all wants of this physical realm and given yourself up to the Lord yet?
lol r3ligion, i'd rather fuck myself with a rhino horn
Because no deity helped me. Everything I did, I did it with myself. So regardless as to whether a deity exists, I'll follow my own rules in this life and in the next. Thank you.
>>29552660
It's not possible.
To do the Lor'ds work, one must be alive. You need a living body.
To sustain the body, certain necessities must be fulfilled.
It is never possible to totally forsake the material in favor of the supernal. The correct path is neither exit from material nor indulgence, but the middle path of wise use of the material in service of the work.
>tfw told both parents that whatever i do and whatever happens to me that it is my fault and not theirs
>first time ever telling them this
>they ignore me
At least I made some closure and hope they'll remember this.
>tfw i tell them this but its objectively not true
>tfw they should feel like pieces of shit and kill themselves
>>29552702
I got an idea of who you are
>>29552735
goodie
>Be me nine years old
>At the fair
>Manage to win 4 goldfish at the fair
>These guys were my bros growing up
>Almost every night I would watch them swim around as I fell asleep
>They reacted to me differently than they did with anyone else
Fast forward 9 years later to today
>Come home from a hellish 8 hour shift at work
>Can't wait to see fish
>Fish tank at bottom of driveway with a sign that said "free" on it
>Ohnoyoudidn't.mp4
>Fish are gone
>Mom gave them away to make more room that I didn't need in my "Apartment"
>(I live at home but pay rent and my own food)
>"Isn't it a nice surprise dear!"
>ragemode.exe
>"What's wrong honey?"
>"YOU GOT RID OF MY BELOVED PETS THAT I HAD FOR NEARLY A FUCKING DECADE, NOT EVEN CONSULTING ME ABOUT IT FIRST, AND FIGURE IT WOULD BE A NICE SUPRISE WHEN YOU FUCKING GOT RID OF THEM! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
>She starting crying and calling me ungrateful
>"I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS! HOW ABOUT I GO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS DOG AND THEN ASK HIM IF HE IS GREATFUL!"
>She still doesn't think she did anything even remotely wrong.
Hold me /r9k/. I already miss them
Also, feels thread
Fucking raging right now, mothers are retarded.
You have my empathy OP, if I have any left.
>"I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS! HOW ABOUT I GO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS DOG AND THEN ASK HIM IF HE IS GREATFUL!"
This made me laugh. I know it's sad times but you fucking called it OP.
RIP fishbros 2007-2016
ITHINK I ma heay stroke. Mowed lawn, Texas, hot, lots of grass. Please notify autjority, i cant call one. Cant move, dizzy, hot
>takes more to type out this bullshit than dial 911
>mfw OP still replies instead of pushing a 9, 1, and 1 on the phone.
>>29552595
What's your address, OP?
>>29552595
the only way to get your core temperature down is to fap.
does it kill you on the inside that sex is something normal? and that she would rather suck his dick then give a kiss on the lips?
>>29552577
It bothers me that it seems to be the norm nowadays for people to insist we live in a "prude, traditional society" when pics like your OP pic are the NORM now.
>>29552577
a little, i feel like an alien, people will always use this against me, and that's the thing that bothers me most, i know is natural, after all, i'm not normal, but the feeling is awful
it bothers me that love isn't real but I'm not any better of a person than the degenerates. we're all disappointments. that's the most disappointing part.
I'm just another casuality of the autism epidemic. Though I have a job and neither agoraphobia nor social anxiety, I really just lack fundamental versatility and I am fundamentally dependent upon my family. I am tired of sponging off them yet I lack the backbone to consciously break free from their support.
I am 24 now, I've barely had any life experiences and through my ways I am making both my family and myself miserable. So I am thinking of maybe taking a one way flight somewhere and trying to refoundation myself. I only want advice on how to do this. Where I should go, what I should know when I get there and other such things. Yes, this is completely apparently necessary at this point. There is no reason for me to imagine one day I will wake up counting my blessings and ready to sieze the day. I have to pull the silver spoon out of myy ass and learn to fight for myself
Monitoring this thread for I am in the same predicament.
relocating solves nothing
you bring your problems with you
the dissatisfaction is inside you
>>29553020
Wrong, relocating does help. But it's hard, even for the normiest of normalfags. For a robot it's like climbing an everest.
>go for a walk in the city
>local panera has a patio that says "for bread guests only"
>go to the patio without the intention of buying anything
>sit down anyway
D E V I L I S H
>lady sneezes
>I say bless you
>never defined with diety should bless her
>it was Hades
D E V I L I S H
>>29552467
>didn't rerack my weights
call the cops I don't gib a fuark
>>29552535
kek
mutebl0x19234823059230458346
the only way to out normies on /r9k/
buy a bottle today theyre only like 2.50 at a 711 so us neets can always have a quality beverage
>>29552445
How well does it go with sardines and tendies?
>>29552466
it goes well with all neet foods my man
nuggies, tendies, mac, spaghetti, rice, eggs
its perfect
>>29552445
anyone have the link of the grandma that says Dr Pepper keeps her alive?
shes the ultimate life form
google this: imgurcinema
find the channel on the Tube
will you come to watch a movie with me?
will you come to watch a movie with me?
I can't post the website, it says it is considered spam.. look to the CY TUBE on google.
>>29552389
>imgur
No fuck off redddit
>>29552468
doesn't have anything to do with that but ok.
Who here /helpingpeoplebecausetheywantto/
>see old lady carrying grocery bags
>she is troubled by it
>ask her if she needs help
>she says no
>tell her that I will carry it
>she gives them after I insist
>walk her to her house and give her the groceries
>she says thank you, offers something to drink
>I tell her that I did it because I wanted to and that a prayer was enough
>continue whatever I was doing
>>29552383
You're a good person anon. Keep it up
>>29552383
nice one my dude, can't do nice things without bragging online and posts anime girl to seem cute
>>29552383
I mean, I suppose its a good thing the world has people like you. But I don't understand why you are that way. I get wanting to help family or close friends, but strangers? why go out of your way?
You hear that Wagies, it's a Monday Midnight, which means you have to work and work tomorrow morning, while I stay all comfy and cosy tucked into bed
>neet has once again lost track of what day it is
classic
>>29552325
good for you, you waste of space
>>29552325
Alright Louie? Come out and everything's fine, don't come, and it's gonna be hell, understood? it's your choice. What you wanna do? You want to come now and everything will be fine? Or do you wanna stay here and it's gonna be hell? Cause that's what it's gonna be. because you're not gonna have any sweet foods or anything like that, no drink, everything like that is just gonna go into the garage So you gonna have to go get it, there will be no internet from 10 in the evening to about 8 in the morning, so you're not gonna be able to have any internet, also I'm gonna tell plusnet to disable your laptop. That would be good wouldn't it Louie? It'd be great. Also no Overwatch game, you can forget that, right. Infact I just want you to stop being on the laptop at all, I want you to do something else isntead. So why don't you try to find a new hobby, something which is not online, yeah? Something like stamp collecting or even reading a book, yeah? You need to do something which is away from being infront of the computer screen or you will just become obsessed, to a point where it's affecting your life, yeah? This has affected your life Louie, you know. This is not how you should be, Louie. This is just some person who you've become. This is not good. It's bad for you. You gotta get out of this Louie. This is really, really, really, really bad, yeah? this is really bad, yeah? All you're doing is just waiting for me to go away, cause that's what you've learned to do. Is that what your life is? All the people of your age, they're all going out doing other stuff. What you're doing Louie is walking around in your smelly bedroom, playing computergames in your piyamas. What a life. Is that your life?? Is that your life choice? is it? You can't even talk, can yer? This is what you've become.
