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>spend life being a robot
>decide to change things
>get in shape etc
>finally get gf
>i really like her, she really likes me etc
>one day she tells me about her past partners
>mfw after her first bf she had 4 partners in the space of under a year (one of them bareback)
>i am absolutely disgusted by this and dont react well
what do i do now
is this normal for girls? is my reaction normal? do i dump her?
worst of all is that afterwards i realised that if i had asked her out a year earlier (which i could have done and was going to do but pussied out repeatedly) none of this would have happened (we both liked each other even then but didnt know it/admit it)
fucking kill me
>>29549198
Let her go and find another one.
We know through studies that women who have more than two sexual partners are more likely to have more failed relationships. I suggest you slowly breakup with her OP. You can do better than a whore
>>29549234
but i like her and my chances of finding somebody again who i like /and/ is a virgin seem next to none
seems like a great gamble either way
i dont know what to do
Hello there wagies, looks like your two days are freedom are up, lot's of work you gotta do tomorrow while I relax with my stash of Mountain Dew Code Red and play Overwatch with my Tendies.
>>29549192
Thisbottle of Mountain Dew: Code Red that you're holding brings me back some good memories.
Thank god, all I've done is lay about, jerk off and play video games all weekend.
>>29549192
>school tomorrow
my semester consists of 1 relevant class and 2 filler classes. college is such a fucking prank. It took an entire 28 weeks to teach a weekend's worth of youtube videos
Why don't you join your local Antifa? You'd get to kick the shit out of /pol/ cucks and you'd be part of a brothership.
It's the easiest way to cure being a robot.
>cuckoldry
Antifa edgelord tryhards are like 50x more likely to support something like that
>>29549174
is there a libertarian version of antifa? where everybody isn't a communist, muslim, anarchist or socialist?
>>29549200
>being a lolbertarian
lmao
I've always been amazed at how many camwhores there are on 4chan. Since the site started it must have produced thousands.
So the question is: Why?
Why do you do it?
Attention? Affirmation? Low self-esteem?
Money most likely. If men are so weak and beta that they pay for shit like this, then I can't blame women for taking advantage of them.
>>29549252
Funny that's what the sexual liberation has brought us to. It started with the idea that sex would become more "socialist" in some ways. Now sex has become capitalistic. It's not just money, but all types of profits that are being maximalized for women.
>>29549252
>Money
They do it for free all over /soc/ and /b/.
It's an exhibitionism and low self-esteem thing.
Fembots are perfect precisely because they have zero self-esteem.
>tfw no vidya gf to play with
All i want is some average girl who enjoys video games as much as i do and play together.
>tfw no cultist /x/enophile gf to go on dreamworld adventures with
Just kill me already
>>29549765
been there done that she tried to OD on allergy medicine and I almost got arrested you don't even wanna think about it anon
>2016
>still wanting a gf
May you find peace in death.
>tfw 25
>tfw havent been in love since teenhood
Does love disppear when you grow up?
Love doesn't exist, it's merely an illusion.
Yea. People aren't as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside (when they're young). Love is kind of overrated
>>29549142
>implying love isn't a meme
![am_140326_gun_suicide_silhouette_800x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G6UXfFA.jpg "am 140326 gun suicide silhouette 800x600[1]")
I assume that many people on this board have attempted to kill themselves but decided not to.
So, what suicide methods have you considered?
I'm thinking of heroin. How would I get heroin?
>>29549094
>How would I get heroin?
You have to actually have friends
>inb4 muh darkweb meme
>How would I get heroin?
Turn your entire backyard into a poppy field
But don't tell the neighbors or let them see
You could just buy it online, but I won't walk you through out. Otherwise, just identify an area where it's sold somewhere near you. The internet can help with that.
>tfw this beast has probably had more sex then you will in your entire life
I'm sick of being a fucking virgin man it's not fair. I'm a good guy, I treat women nice but I'm getting shitted on while the assholes get their dicks sucked. I'm sick of these stuck up entitled bitches, I just want one decent girlfriend in my life why can't I just have that I'm going to die alone
>treating girls that you're not fucking already nice
Stop doing that
Why do men these days have such low standards?
>>29549100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWlpvMCQIs
>tfw had too many caffeine pills
>feeling sick and hyped up
>work in an hour
help me guys
>>29549061
>been up for 36 hours
>drank 3 cups of coffee
>ate McDonalds
>somehow wired and tired at the same time
>stomach hurts like a motherfucker
It is I who needs help, OP.
>>29549102
lets just kill ourselves, that'll solve it
Suffer and learn your lesson for being reckless. Bring lots of water
Who /skinnyfat/ here?
>tfw clothes would fit better if you didn't have that fat
For real, how do i shrink that shit?
Any robots that looked -literally- like pic related?
I'm actually attracted to skinny fat. Never change, anon
>>29549029
Skinny fat here too
What the fuck do I do to make it go away???
>>29549029
me
I start lifting, eat healthier
do that and it'll go away
>mom actually thinks I'm good looking
>tfw your mom is a liar
>>29549013
SPOILER:Moms only see the toddler they raised, no matter how old you are. They do not see us as adults.
>>29549172
So thats why my mom always sends be pics of me as a child that she supposedly found somewhere in the house.
>>29549013
All mother's say this she is required to say this you are her son and also to boost your perhaps non existenting confidence
You know it's time to leave 4chins when your oldfag overlord is now a cuck.
>Moot joins google
>Weebhoe sees her target, notices his wealth
>Spending years on 4chins made him socially unaware of how women cuck men.
>Have Moot pay for fancy trip to Europe
>Have Moot carry the bags around and pay for everything.
>Cuck him publicly and post pic in social media while she has a guy take her from behind.
I'm really sick of these mid-20's bitches who cuck men
If you want to learn how to avoid these women, listen up:
These are the type of girls who will openly have sex with multiple men all while keeping you in their friend-zone & something that keeps you in line with all there personal ''side-bro'' needs.
>Imagine it's 3:30am, she's drunk and needs a ride home, she'll call you.
You'll be there in a flash
>She wants a new Bag or Shoes.
You'll buy it.
>She's just been dumped by her chadfuckboy, she calls you.
You run over to her place & you shower her with compliments and her ego is boosted slightly, she knows what exactly is going on. she'll still continue to inbox guys on tinder while your over there trying to make her feel better.
You do all this, because you think it will make her sleep with you.
But she never does, never will and she knows it. She just keeps using you.
Women need a cuck, it provides everything that they need to boost their own ego & confidence to ''go out there'' and fuck more chads.
I'm just glad that I'm 26, working a boss for a business, earn a decent amount of income and don't have to deal with this shit.
Please Robots, we've already lost moot.
Don't you ever turn into a cuck.
Don't pick up that phone this week if she calls, texts, or jewbooks you.
>>29548938
Cucked this bad.
Avoid all women in general, stop being a slave to biology.
>>29548961
Mfw
Yep.
should i make a tinder profile put my real picture there but fake name and facebook and just wait till some girls messages me first ?
No.
This comment is Othello
>>29548826
kek. No. Tinder is pretty much just socialist Chad redistribution. It's not for people like us.
No. Robots have no business with dating apps, my man. If you're male, you need to look at least 8/10 to get any attention. And this will be from fatty single moms looking for a provider. Anything less than 8/10 will just be like pic related. Women will use you to boost their own ego as you humiliate yourself trying to please them.
>tfw gf is lurking /r9k/ right now
What would you tell her?
>>29548799
Post more Smug Wojak and Top Leek.
>gf
Saged. Hidden.
>gf
She's not my girlfriend but I wish she was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wExMdvsjYw
http://www.tagthesponsor.com/home
>>29548767
whats happening in the vid?
Didn't see anything unusual.
>>29548980
She's agreeing to do all that nasty shit with Muhammed for cash anon. Visit the second link.
>>29549054
You do know she's literally a porn star right?
