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Whats a good site to posts my thoughts thats kinda bloggish or is a blog? Its gonna be like an online diary for me
>>29547771
post them here. it'll be really funny
>>29547771
Tumblr
people love that shit there
>>29547771
Hey, how about a blog?
Who is the protagonist of each board?
Pic related
>>29547763
pepe the awkward lizard for /robot9k/ ofc :^)
/int/ - America
/mu/ - thom yorke
>its another anon has a loving gf dream
>>29547738
dreaming about gf is the best dream desu.
>tfw no in dream gf.
>>29547768
But then you wake up and realize that you exist in this realm. I wish i could dream forever..
>have a dream where I have a daughter and I'm getting my life together and fucked a hot, bitchy college professor
>wake up
I'm 6'3, blond, blue eyes, fit, intelligent, and charming, where the FUCK is my gf
>>29547701
Post a pic faggot. Then, you'd be able to talk.
D-Did you check the bottom of the bag I gave you?
>>29547701
Man you look just like that guy. I forgot his name. That whiny kid who killed some people.
>tfw IQ of 153
>tfw too smart to fake even a semblance of a normal life
>tfw too smart to make small talk with the mentally arrested plebeians, and I am far too advanced to indulge in their unbecoming interests
Cursed is my superior intellect. I abhor it with each and every fiber of my being.
>>29547698
You're a dumb faggot
>>29547698
Your post is melodramatic and silly, but there's a lot of truth in it. There's even research to back it up: psychologists have found that people with an IQ discrepancy of more than 20 points are basically unable to relate to each other on any meaningful level.
What are you eating today robots?
>bought a variety of peaches plums and apricots
>enjoying some pineapple and kombucha
just ate some scrambled eggs and a couple bananas
>>29547718
Do you go to the gym?
>WOW SO EXOTIC
>SUCH NATURAEL
>ENLIGHTENED
I've lost my fedora.
What do you robots think about the woman who let people grope her in public?
>Also if anyone has the full video as a .webm please post it.
>>29547656
Id put something inside her like a beetle or something
>>29547843
She thought of that one bruh, she like sprays your hand with hand sanitiser or something first
have any women licked each other's pussies as part of a feminist protest? or something similar?
What are you doing with your life robots? What are your ambitions and motivations? What do you aspire to become?
Ambitionless NEETs need not reply
I work as a data cuck.
I want to publish a novel and find a girlfriend.
I would like to be a novelist whose work is read and appreciated by a large audience.
>>29547649
I'm a student who is trying to get into graduate school. I want to get my phd and start my own company.
>>29547690
What are you studying senpai?
No bartender today boys, feel free to make your own drinks, on the house! Try not to get too wild
>>29547621
Everclear.
Dilute with Honey.
Serve iced.
Can I use my vape in here?
>>29547621
Bourbon with rc cola
Why do you pursue women in the western world, robots?
Almost every relationship in the West ends with somebody cheating or leaving because they "found someone better".
What's the point in even looking for a gf if it's gonna end like that?
>>29547615
That's why I pretty much just gave up. You'll never compare to the guy that they couldn't have.
>>29547615
it's better to have memories than nothing at all.
it's better to know someone wanted you so you know someone else might want you again.
life is full of loss and if you let future fears hold you back, you never experience anything. we're all gonna die in the end anyway. did you expect anything to be permanent?
lonely 18 year olds don't get this but lonely 30 year olds might.
>>29547668
sex is not the endgame
Anyone else in the same boat? Not only am I past the point of no return, but at this age its just creepy. I've come to the harsh realization when I was high that there is no way I'm going to have sex with an American or western woman without paying for it (which I don't want to) in this life time. It just isn't possible for a guy like me. What do we do? I have $2500 saved I'm thinking about quitting my job and moving to mexico to start a new life. Guys this isn't a joke I'm going to be 26 in 3 months and I'm as sexually experienced as a 13 year old. That's half my age. I need to get this over with to salvage my pathetic life.
guess I should have used an image of a black dick or a tranny to get your attention
go to hookers.
problem solved enjoy the life
Same boat here OP. Mentally I am fucked, I'm either narcissistic or aspergic. I don't know which is worse. I am an attractive guy and many girls have expressed their interest in me, but I'm too filled with hatred and too stubborn to enjoy myself so I just act cold until they lose interest. Recently I went close to hiring an escort but my mobile phone company banned me from registering an account and I backed out. As recently as the end of last year the most cute and interesting (I found out via her online trail) girl showed interest in me but I just didn't or couldn't do anything. I raged and yearned and all the rest of it but for whatever reason I let it go by and now she is dating someone else. I think about suicide every day and I really do feel it's inevitable at this point. I'm just too detached from life.
>this summer will be different
>spent the same way as the last 2 summers
>contemplating suicide in my room alone passively clicking the same links over and over again
>too nervous and depressed to leave house, feel like freak at this point and don't want to be seen
>life is a mess and all I can think about is how ashamed I am to be alive
halp
get a job(this comment is original btw)
>>29547574
I've been trying, I think it's pointless to be honest. Nobody wants to hire a neet freak.
>>29547555
Little at a time, don't try to change it all in one day if your life is a mess. Start by developing a habit of going out daily to the park or a coffee shop or something, at least for a little bit.
What does /r9k/ derive from this OKCupid profile?
is she just anotherwhore?
Canadians have no value or reason to live
After seeing that she is Canadian on the profile there's no reason to read further
>>29547549
>heretoflexible
slut
>sometimes does drugs
no reason to read any further, she is trash
>i deeply love animals
has sex with dogs
>working on a degree at SFU, feeling out who I am as an artist
getting a 100% bullshit degree with zero practical application in the real world
>watching Friends
jesus fuck, nothing could be more normie and mundane
>speaking... sarcastically
every woman thinks sarcasm is somehow an respectable trait. every woman is WRONG.
>>29547549
Profile is way too tumblr tier, she's probably a drama queen
And she definitely has sex with dogs
I'd been reading about tulpas, thoughtforms, median personalities and aspects etc.
Lonely, depressed, so this stuff seemed appealing.
When one tired night a voice started talking to me using my voice.
I went 'Bingo!' and started talking back to him. He was resentful and cynical, rebellious, intellectual. Basically my inner repressed edgy teen.
He wanted to take control back because I'd been a poor "fronter" since my creation. I found out I'd been created when he read a book about meditation etc., leading us into a new stage of new-agey feel good philosophy.
This period of our life was awesome at first, but has done lasting damage to our inner motivation. I stopped meditating eventually, went into depression when my optimism was crushed, downhill from there.
Anyway, since he appeared and for about a week we've each gone through a lot of personal transformation, learned to cooperate with each other, bring out each other's strengths etc. We got a lot of shit done in that week, took up meditation again, did chores, kept each other company, pretty swell.
There's a third core personality, the inner child, but we barely got to know him.
Our separation kinda dissipated when we failed to cooperate on something. We gave up, and just blended together again, but it was a good time all around. We spent a lot of time talking, though I guess I had nothing better to do. In a way we knew each other better than anyone else.
Anyone else have similar experiences?
What the fuck
origin colonment
>>29547547
You need serious help.
See a psychiatrist. Stay safe my robot brother.
>>29547677
>>29547726
I guess some of what I wrote is confusing. I'll clarify anything you want me to.
But why get a psychiatrist when you can have someone that knows you so intimately as to share the same body, memories, etc?
Describe your problems, if they're fixable, and your attempts to fix them.
>Social anxiety, metaphysical angst, depression, very bored, other than that I'm not ugly and even kind of cute, but with a really feminine face, I could be a qt female, turns out I have a penis.
Currently trying to fix myself. I began 6 months ago by stoping the Internet and asking myself what was wrong with me. Turns out the two main things are an absence of hobbies that make me uninteresting to the others, and a constant anxiety that make me paranoid and shit. I began to try to read philosophy, a lot, to find answers in order to calm myself, and to have something to say to other persons too. Turns out it worked a little, I read a lot of books non-stop during 3 months, and traded /r9k/ for /lit/. I didn't find absolute answers, but it at least helped me to understand the main reasons of my angst. Then I began to talk to random group of people in my town which is easy because I live in a touristic destination, so a lot of young people gather outsides. Was hard as fuck to get out my comfort zone, the first week I stayed outside all day looking at people without daring to approach them. Then the first tries were kind of cringy with a lot of sphagettis, but something is really cool about approaching people, even if you get violently rejected, you still gain confidence. I finally managed to make me a good group of friends, where I basically play the edgy intellectual card. I think I will soon be able to have more random discussions and be more normal socially, but for now I'm at ease only talking philosophy, and find people who like me for that. Still didn't attempt anything with wymenz, through. I'm still too scared I guess, had kind of little occasions but let them pass, hope I will be able to soon approach girls and react when someone is interested in me. The main thing is that I'm still scared of being judged about my kissless virginity (I'm 22).
>get out normie.
If I succeed I will.
I'm a total unfixable autist.
>Fat as fuck
- Started going on walks every day, I had time, and nothing better to do so why not? Started counting calories, too, stopped grazing. Again, I haven't tried it before, so what did I have to lose? I guess. Dropped 25 pounds. Start going to the gym at uni...its nice to have a regular routine when you have spare time to fill, and most gyms, at least ones that aren't for crazy powerlifters, are surprisingly robot friendly - everyone keeps to themselves, plug your headphones in and its just you and the weights.
Eventually 25 pounds lost turned into 50, which turned into 75, which turned into 100. Its surprising how manageable this was when, again I had spare time to fill, and not a ton of cash. Eventually I'd start lifting heavier, drinking whey protein, got a pretty decent (but not crazy swole bod). Took 1.5 years overall, still hit the gym regularly, but not quite as often as I used to (3-4 times a week instead of daily).
>Lack of independence
Got shitty part time job - pretended to act normal until it felt normal - save up some cash, buy a shitty Honda, find an apartment. I guess I thought of it less as this scary/intimidating thing and more of just going through the motions.
>Can't talk to girls
Get a job at a bar (lots are desperate for help, surprisingly). Work the door. Am now forced to talk to girls as a part of my job. Since I work there they didn't shit on me too much and they often had a reason to talk to me or ask me something. Felt weird at first, but I thought of myself as an employee, not "me." As time went on this felt more natural, the lines blurred, eventually started chatting up and ask girls out there. Again, what did I have to lose? What is nerve wracking? Fuck yes. But if I did NOTHING then nothing would change.
>(Cont'd)
>>29548447
>No longer broke, but now a wagecuck
Find classes at uni I don't suck at and don't loathe (business, stats, psych). Load up on them. 2 yrs or so pass (while losing weight, working at bar) and I come close to graduation. Dad buys me a decent cheap suit (thanks dad) and I start hitting job boards, career fairs, networking events. Cobble together a portfolio of class projects and ad hoc projects I did on my own time. Go into events/conversations/interview with A.) The mindset that I am pretending to be someone with experience and authority, hence the suit, not "me."...and B.) The expectation that I will get brushed off or not considered (again, telling myself idgaf either way). The more and more this happens the better and better I get at selling this character in the suit I am trying to play. Eventually talk my way into getting an job offer, accept it. Realize real white collar jobs are for the most part butt-fuck easy so long as you have some super basic skills and aren't 1000% autistic. Save up some money, buy a Honda that isn't shitty.
And here I am now. If I made it sound easy its because it is...or rather, its only as hard as you make it out to be. If you recognize that you're bored with nothing happening in your life and make yourself numb to what people might think of you (a fuck everything, I'm tired of this shit but I'm not going to do NOTHING) then its just a matter of persistence and patience.
