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>you are now permanently past the age where you can be in love with a teenage girl and not have it be creepy
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR, WHY DID I MISS OUT ON MY CHANCE.
This will forever be a regret.
I kind of don't mind the creepy aspect. It's kinky.
Teenage love is nice, definitely w once in w life time kind of thing. Too bad it becomes toxic once you get older, so don't stress about it.
I had my ex in her prime (16-25), popped three kids out of her, then she decided to leave us.
I was bitter about it, but now I can't help but laugh because my prospects are leagues above anything she could even dream.
Remember, as a man you blossom once you get into your thirties. Women just rot.
>Lets stay up late and play vidya anon~
o-ok what're we gonna play
>>29549979
Uuum... how about monster hunter anon? Or shadowverse... or... well. What do you wanna play?
>>29549900
Why was mr. Nin making all those beeping sounds? Could it be he's a dead thread dead thread!
IDS gonna take your bennies away
>>29549863
>IDS
slowpoke.jpg
>>29549922
When boris puts him back in charge of bennies
>Had to work today, first time since the referendum
>Everyone at work in shock
>One girl is crying
>Try to cheer her up
>Walk over to her
>Slightly lift my shirt and say 'I am an outie!' exposing my outie bellybutton
>she doesn't notice
>starts raging at me, calling me scum and saying I ruined her future
>meekly apologise
>whole workplace angry at me now
i didn't even fucking vote
Is it racist to think black people are unattractive?
A lot of progessive people seem to think so.
>>29549830
Who really cares if "progressive people" think it's racist? It's true, they aren't attractive at all.
>>29549830
No I hate black women, white/Asian/Latina women all the way.
t. black anon
Just be subtle about it. Don't say i dobt like her bc shes black. Just say that you don't get along or some shit.
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on libertarianism? Is this the most robot approved ideology out there?
>>29549794
Yes, social liberalism, individualism and free markets is the way to go
>inb4 collectivist socialist fascist shills
Hell fuckin yeah
>>29549794
Needs a low population and a frontier to really work. Libertarianism is a romantic hot-blooded ideology for youths in young countries who can say "fuck the MAN" and go homestead somewhere.
Distributism, UBI, or georgian libertarianism are the best barring that.
Without a frontier, libertarianism leads to hyperconsolidation of wealth and tyranny due to control of critical resources.
Is Tomoko a normie, failed normie, cyborg or robot? And why?
She is a fictional character and is probably the farthest thing from being an actual irl girl. Women are unable of being even cyborg let alone a robot. The is a failed normie and if this was irl she would still get orbiters and other guys to follow her
proto-failed-robot
she's too young to be a robot thus proto and she's a girl and girls can't be robots so failed.
but if she were a 25 year old man, she would be a robot
>>29549820
>if this was irl she would still get orbiters and other guys to follow her
Only online.
Anybody else only get off to humping pillows? I've only like literally jerked off twice in my life. Any other time I hump a pillow or something.
Any one else do this or am I alone?
pic of my latest
fff
ive done it once or twice but cleaning up is a fucking hassle.
>>29550337
Just put a paper towel on your dick
>mom found the manifesto
>looks like another roach I'll have to take care of
>>29549775
We'll be seeing you in an hour.
>wan wan found the bacon
>mom didn't preorder
Well guys, I went for it. My oneitis for 2 years. Never again.
Is her name hanako because that is literally exactly the same shit pulls
you're a massive faggot and you deserve it. stop orbiting girls you'll never have a chance with. once they reject you, cut them off. you're trapping yourself in a miserable friend zone that's no one else's fault but yours
>>29549719
man you sound like a total beta
stop thinking too much, women are repulsed by that
also ur a pussy who barely has courage 2 talk 2 her through a screen holy shit get some testosterone injections asap
Red-pill me on fast food work. tell me everything you know about it from personal experience.
Not fast food, but I used to work as a supervisor in a hotel kitchen.
The food was microwave meals at 5x the price. There was just one person working in the tiny kitchen at a time, which means cutting as many corners as possible when it was busy. We microwaved everything. When I was given the new menu I was confused by the gnocchi, wondering how I could cook it with no hob. The answer was the microwave. One time I was away on holiday and absolutely fuming when I got back. One oven was broken and the other broke too, so the manager told my poor kitchen assistant to microwave anything. Have you ever had microwaved battered cod? I wouldn't recommend it. The prices were at least double I would pay for them.
Also hotels are stingy, and tend to make anyone do any job. Over half of my kitchen staff were housekeepers. One Polish lady had no clue about english food, and served fish and chips with guac (she just went by the picture, it was meant to be mushy peas) and curry with parmesan. She also wiped her eyes whilst preparing the raw bacon and touched the pastries with her raw egg covered hands.
I cringe when I think back to that place. If you think you're getting quality because you're in a hotel then think again.
>>29549707
>order food
>pay
>get food
>wow
sorry, my experience in fast food work is limited to a mere role of a customer
Life's just a party in the kitchen. Since it's pretty much all guys, you pretty much agree on everything. You experience new cultures. Where I work, we can play music. There you see what music's everyone likes. Oh yeah, hot shit burns. But you tend to get used to it.
anyone else like the idea of normal life, but when faced with it hates it?
Not really.
Basically everything that has anything to do with this life feels completely nonconsensual to me.
I want to kill myself but again, life has to whip its dick out and piss all over that.
>>29549702
We learn by experience that happiness and pleasure are a fata morgana, which, visible from afar, vanish as we approach; that, on the other hand, suffering and pain are a reality, which makes its presence felt without any intermediary, and for its effect, stands in no need of illusion or the play of false hope.
>>29549741
>I want to kill myself but again, life has to whip its dick out and piss all over that.
Are you implying you actually failed at suicide one time? Are you disabled?
>constantly bored
>never feeling genuinely happy
>but not feeling suicidal
Anyone else feeling like this? It's killing me internally
>>29549685
yeah, the way i got over it was embracing it funnily enough
>>29549685
yeh, i dont care enough to "live life", so im stuck here at my parents doing nothing.. but i also hate that.
im trapped and its really shit.. but clearly not shit enough to motivate me toward action, because everything else seems shit as well.
Maybe it's the ideal feel since we don't bother trying to change it.
stay the fuck away from my gf
or i will fucking burst
run for your lives. helena is OUT!
>>29550089
ITS JELENA
JELENA
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KEEP IT IN MIND!
john's looking to jerk that nice baby cock
>you missed your chance to get with an annoying early 2000s scene girl
why did i let those years go by
what could i have done differently?
what scene were they even in? screamo punk emo garbage?
>>29549663
Those haircuts looked like dying raccoons on their head.
Man I just realized those teenager cultures don't really exist anymore. Like back then we had emos, goths, metalheads, wiggers, geeks, skaters, hipsters, etc.. But everything is just hipster culture made mainstream now. And if you actually see one of those teenage cultures again it's just a vanilla, toned down version of it.
>>29549663
my sister was a scene girl, it was kinda fun growing up with her
Do you remember when you finally became a big boy and stopped drinking your mother's breast milk? Do youregret stopping?
Have you ever considered buying breastmilk 4channel? Do you think it will make you remember the good old days, when you had your mom's tit in one hand and your gamecube controller in the other, with no worries in the world?
I think i was fed formula from a bottle. :(
>>29549799
This reminds me of my mom. I loved watching my mom do this with her pump. She used to produce too much milk, so she had to pump it out. Other wise it would leak out which was so fucking hot in it of itself. I would always watch her breast feeding my little sister and her pumping/milking herself. I'm pretty sure she knew. She was pretty much the only thing I masturbated to when I was 12. Eventually she let me try some of her breast milk by pinching her nipple and letting me suck it of her finger. This all built up to letting me try it directly. She would call me over to help her set up the pump, and would end each session by letting me suck on them. Sadly we never went any farther than that. Other than some groping.
