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>he imagines himself performing the song he's listening on a stage at his former school
>he imagines himself being interviewed on TV, talking about some Global topic he knows jackshit about
>He actually imagined himself entering the 2016 presidential race and giving some great speech that blows Trump, Hillary, and Sanders the fuck out
>>29548765
>He imagines leading a private army and shocking all his doubters back home by invading Constantinople
What are some things that stress you out /r9k/? For me it's pretending to be a man all the time and using male pronoums on here, one slip of the tongue and I'm out.
>>29548741
NORMIE DETECTED
THIS IS ROBOT TERRITORY
GTFO OF OUR BOARD REEEEEEEEEE
>>29548773
See? Just because I happen to have a pussy it doesn't mean I'm less of an autistic loser.
>>29548741
I think /cgl/ might be a better place for you miss :-)
>you're peacefully walking on the street
>beautiful qt3.14 is walking towards you
>when you two cross she randomly starts crying for help and says that you grabbed her and told her that you're gonna rape her
>all the normies are staring at you
>white knight Chads are coming closer
Your actions?
I don't go outside so fuck you.
>>29548759
Suka blyat
>beautiful qt3.14 rings your doorbell
>when you open the door [repeat everything else]
>>29548722
"No I fucking didn't. I'm just a guy walking on the street."
Then walk away.
>There are people on this board that are not prepared never to wake up after falling asleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_lcWj4DZWI
Come, sweet death, come, blessed rest!
Come lead me to peace
for I am weary of the world,
O come! I wait for you,
come soon and lead me,
close my eyes.
Come, blessed rest!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komm,_s%C3%BC%C3%9Fer_Tod,_komm_selge_Ruh
>>29548674
>implying implications
The firmament's crafter awaits you.
>implying the nightmare won't just continue
Who knows. Gotta be ready for anything and everything. Waking up in some alien space pod, floating in the void with nothing but your thoughts, complete annihilation, coming back to life as a human, being whisked away to some magical fairyland, who the fuck knows. It's up in the air and moreso than our constrained ideologies and thought processes on the matter can even comprehend.
I hope you're right, though.
>>29548674
>there are people on this board who are beta cucks so they don't want to exist
ok
How did a community that is so cynical, bitter, rabidly-right wing and anti-intellectual spring from a website about an art style so sincere, good-natured and liberal-minded?
>>29548618
DELETE POL DELETE POL DELETE POL
Let's see...
Users drifted onto other sites while still using 4chan, but neglected to eliminate the culture that insisted we stay only on 4chan. As a result, a lot of content started drifting. Rage comics were /v/'s thing, trollface too. Because the early community wasn't willing to accept that they were in fact too large to be isolated, they instead chose to implode on themselves harder and harder. That's part 1, that's why the culture is so vicious when people try to talk to each other here, it's leftover from the realization that "THEY" were coming "HERE" to take "OUR" things. Any hint that you don't know something, that you're not caught up, that you're not acting like other people, that you're dissenting in a way that's clearly prevalent somewhere else, and all that digital xenophobia comes rushing in. A lot of attitudes and content that today would be labeled Reddit used to be normal as fuck here, aside from the hugboxing.
>>29548618
/Pol/ is the most liberal-minded community I've ever seen on the internet. From the commonplace of curse words and explicit slang to the atheism and debate-anything-at-all threads, I've never seen anything like it
Need some help
>be me
>be drunk
>download okc on phone
>upload wrong photo (my cock shot from soc)
>didn't noticed, it was mid-day, i was outdoors, screen was dim
>7-8 older woman (35) visits my profile
>send her a message
>she lol'd
>she said it was big
>ohfuckdidiuploadcockshot.gif
>changed to face picture
>she was a few states away on business but is coming back midway
>chated for 3 days
>convo goes between normal stuff and some beta-teasing like asking what turns her own
>she teased about 'giant penis'
>sent her other photos
>i replied that i like to 'cu p'.
>she said that was weird
>changed the subject
>talking about normal stuff again
>she flirts, says thanks and more normal convo (do you like the this tv show, etc, etc
>today: i sent her another photo. I asked her if she wanted to send me a photo of her labia.
>she didn't reply
how do i recover?
pic related: me
>>29548539
>You don't. It's over, go home.
>>29548754
ok, an hero time brb
>>29548798
>an hero
>brb
Reincarnation?
Stop saying "cuz" the word you mean to say is because.
Because. Not cuz, not cause, because.
I've noticed that every fucking person is saying cuz now, which used to be reserved for dumb beaners but now the whites are doing it.
Is white intelligence getting lower?
Just keep that in mind when you are talking to people. Other people do notice it and they do judge you negatively for saying "cuz."
>>29548535
You sound like you may have autism.
>>29548535
u mad boi?
cuz it sure look like dat
>>29548535
cuz abbreviating things saves time. if that's not smart, than i don't know what is
stats thread
Okaythis comment is not original but I wish it was
i want to die
when you get muted for not being original
opossums
girls can be lonely too.
not even r9k would DATE (maybe fuck but not date) her
>>29548420
I would not fuck or date her
Nor would I fuck or dare a random slag who came up to me regardless of how hot they were
Fucking is a waste of time and I want to know a girl before just mindlessly fucking them
>>29548420
She could find herself a husband easily enough if she's willing to spend enough time on dating sites.
I would date her if I liked her. I don't care what someone looks like. What's important to me is why I like someone. Nobody would want to be with me though.
I lost him.
why is it "my wife's son" and not stepson?
"Lost him, WE LOST HIM!"
"Crafty son of a bitch gave me the slip.."
"Come on! Make more noise, MAKE MORE NOISE!"
>>29548575
Because i will raise him as my own son
Why african americans are willing to accept mulatto people as black?
Cucks.
My daughter is as much white as she is african american and they refer it as black.
>>29548371
>my daughter
Literally leave frogshitposter
People like you are responsible for ruining this site
>>29548371
One drop rule, ya bish.
>>29548371
Probably because your kid is black by default if they are mixed. Same with Obama he is black and no one will consider him white. That is how it works. If you are half white then you are not white.
>winter 2015
>girl in Japan told me Christmas is about couples and less about exchanging of gifts within the family
>said she wanted me to visit her because she'd be lonely
>later, my Chinese cartoons revealed that Christmas night is when Japanese people have the most sex
Does she want to fug? What if she doesn't like the way I look when we meet in person? She's seen me before on Skype, but face to face is way different. Are Japanese girls good at sex? I don't want to look like a jackass if we get to that. I'm finally getting a job to visit her and I'll be staying with her in her apartment, which is tiny because Japan. I plan on visiting her around Christmas. I have too many thoughts on this. What if she has AIDS or some shit? She said she's only had one shitty boyfriend in high school and that her friends joked that she'd be single forever.
>>29548327
Just go for it, how knows if you will ever have chance like this one again.
Also how did you met her? I'm going to Tokyo in a few months by myself and it would be nice to have a QT or a jap bro to guide me around the city.
You're overthinking things.
You have a qt in Japan wanting to spend Christmas with you.
Don't think of what it implies.
Just think about what it is.
>>29548327
you're about to get mugged and stranded in japatown. go for it, really, I want you to
How old were you when you realized you shouldn't settle for white girls?
>>29548314
These threads are really stupid.
Do they dig the AWC?
>>29548314
My hypothetical gf has been non-white for 10+ years.
Is there anything more enjoyable in this world?Besides hard drugs that can kill you like heroine.
>>29548309
Eccies are better.
There's really nothing else I enjoy more about being alive than that.
>>29548309
Heroin desu
Also soma
>donuts don't fiII the void anymore
>People telling to my face that I'm a worthless piece of shit that won't ever accomplish anything meaningful
They are right. And my powerlessness just makes me even more angry.
But life ain't a hollywood movie. I won't use this angry to fuel my motivation so I can change and be someone better. Oh no, I'll just take it in and resent my fate for the rest of my pitiful life.
>>29548308
It's cuz they got holes
Dumb ass nigga
>>29548308
You should eat what's around the hole, not in the middle.
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