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Why do men go crazy when women who are out of their league reject them?
Because they feel deep inside that no woman should be out of their league in a truly just society.
It's a sense of entitlement some have, when what is supposed to be a consensual, conditional agreement is misinterpreted to be an inalienable right and an obligation when it really isn't.
probably because their mothers emotionally neglected them, most problems stem from mothers
What is the highest number in the world?
I say it's 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
>>29547401
The number 8 on its side.
9x10^9
get on my level, son.
>>29547446
9x10^999
GET ON MY LEVEL BTCH
Who else here likes to workout ? I'm 19 and a virgin with a fairly fit body...
Lift work eat sleep repeat. Honestly dont find girls interesting at all. The only reason why id ever be with a girl is for sex purpises only.
Exactly the same here, except I'm turning 20 in two weeks. Not interested in romantic relationships, don't even know what am I supposed to do with a gf other than having sex.
My workout is more about callisthenics than weightlifting tho.
How's it going?
>>29547304
>those french fries though
>>29547304
who the gal?
Is is really all that sad to go to a movie theater by yourself? Why do you HAVE to go with someone else?
>>29547274
is it*
oraginilo
>>29547274
It's sad because the being with someone else is 50% of the entire cinema experience. Sitting in a filthy theater with random people watching a movie is not particularly comfy in of itself.
>>29547367
1) you get to see the movie the way it was meant to seen
2) if you're chatting during a movie you should die anyway
i have too much anxiety to go sit in a movie theater at all but no, it's not sad.
yeah, it's not what the majority of people do but if you already know you're not normal there's no reason to pretend you are and you might as well do things that make you happy.
This is a daily reminder that if you are 6'0 or taller you are not a robot.
I don't want to hear that you "have a robot face" or are too "awkward" because if you're 6'0 or over you CANNOT be a robot. Any problems you think you have are all in your head, because if you want to become a normie you basically just have to show up.
What the fuck are feet
Retarded amerucunt
>>29547281
Fuck off cunt, our measurements are designed for actual PEOPLE.
In imperial, people in general go between 5'0 and 6'4 or so. In metric, that's 152 and 193.
Your shit is made for measuring inanimate fucking objects and ours is for PEOPLE.
>>29547281
I was born in Europe. I'm so smrt.
Redpill me on Coke vs Pepsi
Vanilla Coke > Pepsi > Dr Pepper > Coke
>>29547253
>drinking the liquid jew
good goy :^)
>>29547298
Came here to post this
Oregano
Ask a gay guy who's slept with women in relationships anything.
>>29547093
any tips on, say, reigniting an old fire and making her forget she's got Chad for one night?
(apart from: get her drunk, already know that one)
>>29547126
I'd have to know her to give you a solid answer. But...
If she's the quiet, sincere, sweet type then she's actually very prone to cheat on him. Seen it too much.
Did you choose to make gay?
What did you think made you gay?
What are the biggest differences in the mentality of the sexes?
How does a poor, ugly social outcast get a gf?
Is there a way to know which people are gay just by looking at them?
Are gays really divided in tops/bottoms and if so how do you know if someone is one or the other?
How's your oral hygiene my robot brethren?
Brush? Floss? Mouthwash? None of the above?
I believe that keeping your mouth healthy is a sign that you haven't given up on getting grills.
Brush twice a day. mouthwash once. floss in the evening.
>>29547089
I try to brush daily but been getting drunk and generally feeling like shut lately
>>29547089
>tfw no wan wan to remind me to brush, floss and mouthwash daily
What happened to beta orbiters? Did they all turn into boipucci?
This is a cereal question...
>>29547071
>beta orbiters
There's starting to be less of them? Maybe they just learned not to do it.
>>29547515
I guess there is some hope for humanity after all
This board has become shit.
All these porn threads, "tfw no gf", traps, fap, face rating... You do not understand the essence of a robot, do you?
>robots:
>do not fap
>do not watch porn
>do not look for a girlfriend
>do not crave attention
There's no more difference between /r9k/ and /b/. Mods should add some rules.
Pretty sure you will start offending me, because you are not peaceful indifferent robots.
>>29547024
>robots do not fap
pic related
>robots do not watch porn
no, they treat it like super heroin for cucks and the wise stay away
>>29547024
robots are objectively better human beings than the majority of other human beings around their age groups.
robots are the future
get used to it and get out.
nothing 1 thread can do about it.
>"Of course I'll go out with you Anon! Gosh I'm so glad you asked, I was so worried you hadn't noticed me. Where would you like to go? Oh no, really you decide. I don't mind! Ah I'm already looking forward to it!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxezbqwbTVY ]
>"Hey, guess what. Guess! You know that guy I was telling you about? The guy from class! Anon, that's right. Well guess who just asked me to go out with him tomorrow! I know I can't believe it either. I almost gave up trying to get him to notice me, but then he just came over and asked me out. Of course I'll tell you how it goes. Gosh I really do hope I find something to wear!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_VoUayg2gs ]
>>29546986
>Of course I'll go out with you Anon!
*wakes up*
>>29546986
>"Of course I'll go out with you Anon!
then after dinner
>"Oh, but you knew this was just as friends, right? I thought you understood that! Besides, I'm not looking for a relationship right now, you know?"
>drop her off at her apartment
>45 minutes later Chad is breeding her into unconsciousness
What did Emma Watson mean by this?
>>29546860
Feminists her king dudes off on the street to fight the patiarchy
I hope she's saying that she'll create erotic educational videos where she masturbates on camera to orgasm.
Feminist porn is a thing that already exists.
>Chad : " After my gf I died, I was left broken. No matter how many other relationships I pursued none of them were like my first gf."
>qt innocent virgin girl :"OMG thats so sad and sweet :(((((. You really loved her didn't you? :(((("
>Chad: " Yes I did. Maybe you can finally help me to ease the pain."
>qt innocent virgin girl blushes
>Chad leans to kiss
>two hours later
>qt innocent girl : "AH YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. OHHHHHH. I'M BLEEDING."
>Chad: "Its ok. Its painful the first time."
>afterwards
>Chad and former qt innocent qt virgin girl are cuddling in the bed
>Chad starts crying
>Chad: "You're so lovely. You really remind me of her."
>Former virgin blushes
>Tomorrow
>Chad texts : "I'm sorry but this is not going to work out."
>Chad proceeds his quest for finding the perfect girl that resembles his dead gf
This is happening at everymoment
Chad takes the virginity of innocent qt virgin girls
You think you guys are the only ones that want qt virgin gfs?
Kek
Chad wants to take the virginity of every girl
Innocent virgin girl wants a guy with very high former sexual partner count.
We're not going to get any.
Lets move on and focus on ourselves
Women are a waste of time.
All they want is Chad.
I don't give a fuck you sperg.
>>29546911
Enjoy raising your gf's son
>>29546927
I don't want a gf you retard.
That's what worries me. Probably not. Even when she chooses to "settle" it will still be a problem.
I've bought 5 butt dildos, each one has been progressively bigger than the last. The biggest one is so fucking big I really can't imagine anyone having a dick that big.
Guess which one of the 5 makes me rock hard just thinking about it :^)
thats a delicious benis
sauce pls
>>29546822
that shit looks like it'd be painful as fuck
what's some tasty NEET food
Frozen dinners are excellent.
>>29546819
cigarettes and green tea
DIY soylent
>corn meal or oat flour
>protein powder
>various supplements like potassium, sodium, choline
>plus a couple vitamin pills on the side
All of it can be delivered so theoretically you'd never have to leave the house. And it's cheaper than fast food. I do it but add in some frozen fruit and parsley for vitamin K. I buy the fruit in bulk and freeze the parsley so I can get easily a month's worth in one grocery trip
![Coke-and-Pepsi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x4dAhr3.jpg "Coke-and-Pepsi[1]")
